Thank you for these, whoever you are. 💐💛

Me 🤝 lentil stew as a pick me up

Be the reason I smile a little bigger today. 🤭

I just added Buy me flowers to my Throne Wishlist! Check it out here: throne.com/faye-greene/... 🎁

The tulips and magnolias are starting to sprout!!! Spring has officially sprung 🌷🌸

I was made for having many boyfriends and lovers. Sorry not sorry 😔🥰

Just watched “They Will Kill You”, starring Zazie Beetz. Holy hell, that movie was an absolute ride. It felt like an extended edition of an Atlanta episode. 10/10 reccommend. If you can’t handle a little gore though, it might not be for you.

Carney‘s government is giving ✨friendly fascism ✨

Add me to your weekly to-do list.

listening to smooth tracks

Pimped out the apartment for myself but also for my little menace. Now he’s got a kitty jungle gym in every room!

Movies are just the best.

I was just out to get ingredients for dinner but now I’m home with 3 new records and 0 oregano.

New Boards of Canada later this month *screaming, crying, jumping up and down* Still can’t believe they aren’t Canadian, that will forever blow my mind. Just two Scottish dudes who love national film board so much they named their band after it.

Oh, good grief. Congratulations by MGMT is such a good song.

Having one of those weekends where everything’s going wrong and then a little more wrong some more

A very big shoutout to the man who told me I should write a memoir. I haven’t seen you since but I hope you’re well. You were right. I needed to write a memoir. Everytime I sit down to write a chapter, I think of you and the conversations we had and the things we did, on that evening in August.

If websites want me to accept cookies they and their 374 partners should have to send me a real cookie

I’m seriously considering going back to school to study the culinary arts.

Hoping and praying my bordelle pieces arrive in time for my shoot next week 🤞

There is a special place in heaven for my hairstylist.

Dropping off bratty b at the bike shop this afternoon, because while I am a woman who can do many things, bike mechanics are not one of them.

don’t touch that. hey. hey! please don‘t touch that! You’re gonna regret it. *me to my cat who’s trying to square up with a bumble bee*

I’ve been raw dogging my morning walks— and ngl my nervous system does feel a lot more regulated.

April was a ridiculously productive month. I completed every single project on my list, which is impressive, I did not foresee myself doing that. The reason I was able to do any of that was likely because I had my phone shut off and tucked away in a drawer, most of the time.

Oral sex ideally is not one-sided pleasure. It should be fun for giver & receiver. You should like giving a blow job, you should like eating someone out, enjoying your partner's body & getting off from the signals of their pleasure they send.

There is a special place in heaven for my hairstylist.

I love Friday mornings aka Venus Risings — especially the slow ones. Everything about my usual routine— leaning into a deep stretch, rubbing my body down with shea butter, licking honey off my finger tips, all feel so much sexier on Venus’ day.

I finally finished making over my bedroom and waking up in it this morning felt like I was still dreaming 🥹

Absolutely obsessed with my cozey couch. It’s gigantic. Three of me could easily lie down on it and not touch eachother. It’s close enough to the same red velvet colour/feel of my old couch AND its made right here in Canada!

Life has been better since I found my rose charger

I was dancing around my kitchen while doing dishes and I look out my window to find a woman sitting in the alley behind my building, absolutely enjoying the show. 😅

2026, the year of serendipity.

Whiskey does indeed make me frisky

On my walk home I spotted these gorgeous perennials, sprouting alongside the entire sidewalk. They’re called “striped squils”. Aren’t they beautiful?

Been on a huuuuuuuge pasta salad kick these days. An added bonus is it’s only a short 30 minutes of prep, for a week worth of lunch.

One time, in the same weekend, I saw both Paul and Ringo live. Paul played the ACC, nose bleed tickets were +$500 each. Ringo played the Sound Academy, GA tickets were $25 I’d never see either of them again for any amount of money.

Skins > Euphoria

It’s important to bring the domesticated city cat, into the buttfuck wilderness, allowing them engage in their primal instincts, at least once a year.

Sometimes I forget, just how beautiful Canadian landscapes are.

Out of office ✌🏻

Short hair really suits me. Don’t you think?

My favorite scene from the Bible

The song my bike is named after music.apple.com/ca/album/bra...

This new— one month on, one month off, schedule I‘ve arranged for myself this year, is the best business move I’ve made yet. Minimal burnout. Weeks of anticipation for dates. Tons of time for creative/ self improvement projects. It was happy accident that will become the norm going forward.

In the last 24 hours I’ve: -submitted 8000 words on Language and it’s place in Identity Politics -biked 12km -built a couch -converted a closet into a bathroom for my cat -made airfried sweet potato fries -masturbated -repotted plants -made a lamp -listened to 4 records -waxed my butthole

Sitting down to reply to reply to emails on my NEW RED VELVET COUCH!

Taking the bianchi out of storage and going for a lil rip along the canal. Joyous, joyous, day.

Yes I do have- Tits. Tummy. Ass. And personality.