Totally forgot Jack Nicholson was in Mars Attacks

stole this post from the bluesky louvre

What are we calling posts here? Twitter was tweets Bluesky… Are these clouds or stars? @bsky.app

narcissistic love bombing doesn’t work on me, but you can try your best I always love an ego boost

Made sausage fried rice for dinner, now I’m having a bubble bath with thoughts of making brownie

When I saw four tet at Alexandra palace my last night in London, I met the loveliest group of men on dancefloor. They gave me some md and adopted me as one of their boys that night. I’ve been riddled with terribly inappropriate thoughts of their naked bodies entwined with mine, ever since.

There’s still time for us to wrap up the year together Find out the exact dates at meetfaye.space

I’d like to reach 1K by the end of the week, think you guys could help make that happen for me? 🥹

I intended to stay home and do chores/admin today. But as I began to fold my laundry I felt a disturbance in the force. It led me to the thrift store. Where I scored 2 pairs of vintage levis, 3 leather belts and pearl necklace in a pear tree.

In the last 6 years I went from a size 00 in jeans to a size 3 and now, back down to a size 0/1. Aging is weird, bodies are weirder and I’m tired of buying jeans

when you were just thinking about a client you haven’t seen in a while and he texts you

soft drink implies there’s a hard thick throbbing drink

My cat is such a pretentious lil brat sometimes lol I got him a warming blanket bc my living room is unreasonably cold this time of year. When I set it up for him he stares at me, very unimpressed by this act of service. But the moment I leave the room he snuggles up on it

A nude akwakening ✨

How would you guys feel if I started calling you faeries?

Should I drop the towel?

Hi 🥹 wow I’m pretty sure I know who this was but if you sent me an e-transfer can you come forward please so I can thank you properly! I think my dms are open

I wanna go dancing with friends!!!

A few people have been asking me what a date with me is like— I thought after reading my socials and my website one could get a pretty good jist— anyways for added comfort I’m working on some copy which paints a clearer picture, will be shared on my site later this week 🫶🏼

I'll continue to say it, and I'll keep saying it. Fuck twitter.

Traded a drum machine for a mic and mixer with some guy off facebook market place Will 2026 be the year my pop star dreams come true?

Its a "Make myself cum multiple times today" day.

On Sundays, sometimes I do a really dorky thing and play supersmash bros comps online until my eyes bleed Then I cook dinner

I'm generally not against people who do covers of love songs changing pronouns because it's not like the lyrics are usually deep enough to matter. My big exception is Santa Baby. If you are a dude who wants to cover an Eartha Kitt classic, sorry, but for the next three minutes you're gay for Santa.

Time to smoke a j while I wait for the edible to kick in

On average I consume 1-5 cat hairs per day

You’ll only get my face on occasion from now on. As a treat 😘

Sundays are for the slowest of mornings

Chat gpt is not a search engine. Chat gpt is not a confidant. Chat gpt is not your friend. Chat gpt is not a reliable source. Chat gpt is not real. Chat gpt is not real. Chat gpt is not real!

Netflix buying Warner Bros is the end of watching film in theatres

Kinda crazy how much this anime pfp actually resembles me lol

Was feeling ok about the absence of X in my life but then I saw my website logistics for November… 70% of my traffic was generated directly from twitter *cries*

Bluesky emoticon goes much better with my website anyways

Mewd.

I think it’s about time I start making memes

Tonight I’m watching a holiday classic Silent Night, Deadly night

Me every night after a j with a cup of tea and a little sweet treat

The cookies remain in the oven at seven degrees 300 minutes fahrenheit

Oh ? Are we finally getting a winter wonderland!?

Time to go face back in maybe? I’ve thought about it for a while, this would probably be the best time

Whores not wars.

Scored this and a few other trinkets at the Byward Market from a very sweet Japanese woman- her husband makes the sculptures —out of varying types of wood. Added bonus: it’s on brand to the last three years of gifting my brother pokémon art for christmas.

I didn’t die btw

Little miss, knows about every art related event happening in 2026 because I did a little too much research for my dates ideas page 🤓

Holiday PSA: Support your SWs. Tip them, spoil them, uplift them. It’s the season of giving — and we give so much all year.

Good morning to bluesky users only 🤍 #oursky #gfe #canada #companion

The cherry on top

I’ve been craving a beef dip sandwich for months but I can’t get that in Quebec, but little miss is in Ontario today. Ottawa - where’s there a good beef dip in this city?

Holy tits it’s cold outside 🥶

Oh. okay 🥲