A big thank you to whoever bought the amazon.ca gift card from my wish list. My book reading binge has been happening mostly on my kindle so if you gift me an amazon.ca gift card (it has to be the canadian one) it’s like you’re gifting me a book :) Throne.com/isys

I have to get one good night of dancing in before I leave the continent.

I totally lied sorry. I’m actually not coming home yet 🤣

Another day, another European city

Asked the bar tender last night to charge my phone and when I went to collect it he says “that’s a really beautiful cat you have” But my lock screen picture is possibly the most menacing photo I’ve taken of him 🤣

HELL YEAH CANADA!!!!

Toronto boyfriends, I’ll be around in the city this up coming week, to watch the Portugal game. I can be available for a rendezvous or two! Reach out if you wanna get together 💖

Criminal behaviour being recommended the clubs I attended tonight, after specifically asking for techno/elektro. Then I show up at both and they’re playing f***ing flo rida. CRIMINAL! JAIL TIME! HOW THE FUQ? TECHNO WHERE? 😔

To all the women who give me a dirty look just before they throw themselves at their man as I get on the dancefloor. Don’t worry babe, I don’t want him or any other man in this club, I came here for the music. But I bid you a good night, and hope you enjoy the very mediocre sex you’re having.

Texted my friends that I was a few drinks too deep and missing my mom and feeling sad and if they could call me that would be nice. All three of them called and now we’re on a group call. I was so mad they missed solstice but this entirely has made up for that. in 30 seconds they had me laughing

Uh oh, Faye is drunk and feeling sentimental again. A massive thanks to my regulars who have supported me through endless evolutions of the self, while constantly contributing to my financial freedom. I appreciate you more than I could ever express into words. 💖

I also love that I’m racially ambiguous enough that no matter wherever I am in Europe I pass for most nationalities and 9/10 times people will speak to me in the language of the country I’m visiting. And I usually know just enough of said language to keep up the rouse.

Now I’ve seen both my parents home cities and I think that’s a really cool accomplishment. How privileged I am to see the world. This is a gift I will forever cherish. My heart is swarming with joy.

Heard from a bird you guys like sundress season, is this true?

Can I just say, it’s incredible to do europe without a black eye. Thank you to all the gods for protecting me this round.

It’s so lovely to meet other Canadians abroad, like oh hello how you doing homie? Shall we head to the pub together? And the answer is always yes.

The heatwave in Europe is absolutely ungodly My boob sweat is out of control 😅

My quitting smoking journey has come full stop being in europe but, that’s entirely okay. It’s be a shame to not indulge when the tobacco is so good and there are ashtrays on every single table. Plus, everyone knows cigarettes after 3 glasses of wine/ accompanied by espresso don’t count.

My date and I went to see some live jazz last night and it was SO bad, I turned over to give him a raised eye brow and he had his hand over his mouth to stop from laughing, which nearly made me spit take beer from my nose. truly it was a wonderful bonding moment we laughed about it for hours

Catch me (camando) in sundresses and birkenstocks all summer long

Hotels with late breakfast have a special place in my heart

currently trying on all my fits for my return to europe for all my friends and J think I might have to gather them everytime I need to leave the country

Woke up late, slowly dragged myself to the gym. As a reward, I’m getting poutine for lunch. After I scarf that down, I’ll read my new book during a hot stone pedicure. And then I’ll return home to do some admin while listening to the records I picked up in London.

Lounging around on a couch near you

Sincerly missed having the time to sit down and shitpost to you lot, while during having a few drinks. Thank you for being a wonderful audience. 💖

Never letting men stay in my house again. Not only did I nearly fall into the toilet but now my chin up bar is set at max height and I am just a wee little lass who can’t remember where she put the step ladder.

It’s bummer to feel so ferally horny and have 0 men (outside of this life) even slightly— peak my interest. I’m afraid, I finally understand what some of you ladies have been on about. My regulars have simply set the bar far too high, the peasants no longer amuse me.

I made THE best spicy tuna melt wrap for lunch. A woman on youtube told me to add mozzarella, to make it extra melty. I hope that woman is having a phenomenal day.

Since cutting my hair my curls have been 1000x bouncier and more cooperative. I‘ll definitely be maintaining this cut and shape instead of growing it back out.

Surprise, surprise I’ve again fallen behind on correspondences, I’ve got a lot on my plate this week, so your patience is appreciated 💖

Lounging around on a couch near you

they try to keep me down but they cant. im extremely buoyant

Got to chatting with some people at the pub about William Blake and they suggested I watch this Jim Jarmush film that Neil Young made the score for; starring Jonny Depp as Billy Blake. The film is called DeadMan and it’s completely reignited my love of b&w movies.

I’ve decided to be a successful writer.

Triple the fun

I’m not a fan of going to restaurants where I have to scan a QR code to see the menu.

A good man will have you glowing

Today I laughed really hard, twice, at my own expense. Once when I ate shit in front of a whole tube car full of people, and again when I tried on my line cook outfit. I’m a clumsy little dork who absolutely loves to laugh shit off, especially when I do something ridiculously embarrassing.

I don’t care how fancy the place is, I will not be eating pizza with a knife and fork. I’d rather look like a heathen than a moron.

Just gave the rest of my weed to some people at the pub because I can’t fly with it. Absolutely made their day. Which in turn, made mine.

I went shopping, thought I picked out the most fire fit Came home, assembled it all and lmao I LOOK LIKE A MTL FUQBOI LINE COOK 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 dead ass cackling rn

Did so much shopping, I have to go buy myself a new suitcase 😅

The Tracey Emin exhibit at the Tate was really heavy but incredibly comforting all at once. I think every woman should see it, as she is so transparent about some very tough to talk about topics we all experience at one point or another.

Thank you for planning 3 very magical days, filled with my favourite bites, activities and incredible views. Can’t wait to do it all again with you, in a brand new city, in a few short weeks.

Bluesky is having a hard time uploading posts which contain media. This has been happening my entire trip. Has anyone else encountered this issue?

God, it feels good to cook a meal. Even though I hate cooking in kitchens that aren’t my own, I needed to smell some garlic and onions in a pan 🤣 It actually cured my homesickness lol.

Did a load of laundry, forgot the things I left hanging to dry and housekeeping decided to steal the items. 2 of my favourite articles of clothing were there 😭 From American Apparel too! I’ll never be able to replace them. cuntnuggets.

I’m not one to have regrets but not packing my docs was a really really bad decision. So many regrets about that.

I really wish there was a punctual bone in my body. There used to be but it broke and never quite healed. Try as I might, I‘m always give or take 10 minutes late 🥲

Bordelle released glow in the dark lingerie 😳 Did they do that just for me? How did they know that I love glow in the dark stuff!?