I was ready to rebrand as a milf/cougar this weekend because I had my very first client who was in his early 20s and was into me because I was older but then I had an older “daddy dom“-type client who was into me because I was younger. Being a sw in my 30s means I am a switch (age-wise) 😃😂

Already had a leg-shakingly good orgasm while a football game played in the background but haven’t gotten fucked while watching a hockey game and I’m in hockey country smh. Someone needs to make this happen asap

do you wanna come over so our reply guys can have a playdate?

My civie friend and I were laughing about guys who say vaginas get stretched out when women have babies (yes, there are guys who actually complain about this) and you know what? Ask not why the pussy isn’t tight enough, ask why your dick isn’t big enough 😂

Woke up today (it’s November 9th btw) to find the white stuff all over the place outside. No, it wasn’t a giant shipment of cocaine that exploded. It was snow. Damn, we didn’t even make it to Remembrance Day without it snowing this year 😭

Pardon this incoming rant but I need to get this out of my system: being back on twitter after being away for so long has made me realize how annoying the sw community on there is. I hate how it’s this dog and pony show and yeah I get it, it’s marketing but at times it feels sooo disingenuous

Aaaahhhh you guys see what I was saying the other day about how hot these domme shoots are? 🥵 seeing a man somewhat incapacitated is so incredibly sexy!

Getting in his lap and grinding on it a little and it’s already really hard but it’s…flat and…rectangular? Wait this isn’t a dick, it’s a - And that’s why you shouldn’t leave your phone in your pocket, kids! Help prevent pelvic discomfort by removing mobile devices from your pockets before foreplay

We know you are turned on by our sexy posts. Etiquette tip: replying with details of how they turn you on is pointless if there’s no money attached. We are sex WORKERS, this is a business. You can tell me in person that you like my horny posts or buy me something off my wishlist to get my attention

When men breathlessly moan that they’re about to cum, it is so hot and makes me want to cum too 🥵🫠

BlueSky shoutout on Abbot Elementary!

Maybe it’s my ovulation hormones talking but I get so turned on when dommes post pix with their subs tied up especially if there’s a dick outline. I don’t wanna qrt with one of the posts cuz I don’t wanna be a horny reply guy lmao but it is sooooo hot to me, I wanna be in that scene so badly 🫠

Oral sex is done by mouth but comes from the heart and that’s how I know who the real yearners are. You can fake a lot of things but you can’t fake enjoying eating pussy

Cheney dying on the same day NYC is about to elect its first muslim mayor is some universal karma

Guys get so flustered when I do even a smidge of dirty talk and it won’t even be anything actually dirty. I’ll be like “I want you in my pussy” or something and they freeze like I said the craziest thing ever lmao. Not to speculate about the boring sex lives of civies but do they not dirty talk? 😂

Reply guys on here can be cute, silly and innocent. The reply guys on twitter sound like they should be in jail for multiple sex crimes and/or hate crimes

It’s hilarious to me when someone likes the only pic in my media tab where I have one (1) exposed nipple. Slim pickings, boys? 😂 this is what happens when lurkers get too used to expecting free content from us, it’s all they look for on here 😂

i love winding the clocks back an hour. you get an extra hour of sleep and the only downside is several months of horrible despair.

A suggestion for fans of Toronto sports teams: consider hiring a dominatrix since we seem to have a propensity towards masochism

The day after the World Series loss and the streets of Toronto are already filled with a different kind of blue and white jersey. This time for the leafs. This is what I love about this city: one bandwagon leaves and another one comes along ♥️

one day I hope to feel even half the sexual charge of a baseball player slapping his teammate’s ass

For any jays fans who haven't died of alcohol poisoning by now, I am available to lick your tears for no additional charge this whole week

Twelve years ago today, I began my journey of working as a companion and I have been loving it ever since 🥰 for those of you who'd like to gift me a little something, I (finally) have a wishlist, including an option to tip me for my social media posts that you guys like so much ♥️ throne.com/isys

Not dressing up for Halloween because you’re too depressed? My culture isn’t your costume.

Someone asked me if my disdain for the jays was because I had something go wrong with one of the players and although I love this spicy jilted lovers theory, no that’s not it, sorry to disappoint. I simply don’t like the excessive traffic/drunkenness and all for the most boring sport (again, sorry)

If you’re a man in his 40s or older and your gf wasn’t alive the last time the jays won the World Series, she’s too young for you bro

All these people who call orgasm the little death, yet don't call death the big orgasm

Whenever I talk to people who know phd students, they always make it sound like they’re getting everything paid for by the university. Isn’t it just a modest stipend? Or is the university like their su*** d**dy or something lmao (mind you I’ve never talked to a phd student about this so idk details)

Me and my Uber driver talked about the jays and politics and it was such a nice convo. I love it when these guys aren’t creeps and talk to me like a decent human being (aka the bare minimum lmao). This must be how it feels like for men cuz they don’t need to worry about being sexually harassed 🤯

How am I supposed to know whether a guy is enjoying sex unless he’s moaning and shaking and having a full body orgasm? Some guys grunt and I have to guess they’re done…what the hell? It’s normal to expect girls to be hitting the high notes but not guys? Where’s the fairness and equality in this? 🤔

I’ve cancelled my availability for tomorrow cuz drunk blue jays fans are too scary for me and I know it’s halloween but that’s not the fun kind of scary. at this point, I kinda want the jays to win because the edging is too much and I want the fans to get their lil trophy and shut up about this 😂

they should make a separate bluesky for jokesters. maybe it could be invite only? something we haven’t tried before.

The blue jays are like a bad case of STI that is not going away no matter how much antibiotic the dodgers are using

I’ve been told my sarcastic sense of humour can come across as rude and I want you guys to know that I take all feedback very seriously which is why when a very avg sized guy told me I “took it so well” as if he had some huge dick, I smiled and said yeah instead of some sarcastic remark. Progress! 🥳

Behold! My Halloween name for this year! I love being a weird little guy so Edgar Allan Hoe it is! (I don’t see other girls using this name this year so please let me have it for now. Women supporting other women, etc)

when you masturbate you’re participating in an unbroken chain stretching back hundreds of thousands of years to the very first humans who stood in awe under the vast mystery of an unpolluted sky and retreated to their caves and hollows to yank pud to horny cave paintings. every stroke a holy mystery

BREAKING NEWS! That fancy European spa that I've been wanting to go to forever is now open in Toronto. Yes, Aire Ancient Baths is now open! Who’s taking me?? (P.S. I will also settle for gift cards at [email protected]) relax.beaire.com/en/aire-anci...

imagine the dumbest guys you’ve known who are prone to believing in conspiracy theories, then imagine that they’re all on a sex offender registry, then imagine they are all on a gossip site about sw. Well if they’re in the Toronto area that site is terb. And that’s why I can’t take it seriously 😂

One of the many things I love about being in my 30s is the self-confidence I now have in telling guys in my personal life that I'm not interested in that no, I will not give them my number. When I was younger I would have such a hard time working up the nerve to reject anyone

If you can't be the sharpest tool in the shed, you can always be the hoe

What do clients mean when they say “I know who I’m meeting but you don’t know who you’re meeting” to escorts? Cuz like. You don’t know who you’re meeting either, babe 😂 you might have an idea of how an escort is like if she has social media but she might be totally different than that

Every year when it starts getting colder, I remember that tweet that said foreskin was like a turtleneck for penises and I never looked at turtlenecks or foreskin the same way ever again

I posted the censored version of this on twitter where I crossed out the words “dicks” and “pussy” and it was still marked as adult content 😭 my theory is that they’re censoring any remotely sex-related content on twitter cuz they want the guys on there to use grok to get off instead of us

When the jays win the World Series, Drake is gonna come onto the field and claim the trophy for himself

I've gotten some questions from clients & other escorts about this and I'd like to clarify some things cuz I think some of you are getting all your info from terb which isn't always an accurate forum lol. Lengthy thread to follow. Tldr: this was way less dramatic for me than it might seem lmao

DuostourspussyboobsnipplebuttholetriosFMTYcompanionescort WHEW did I miss anything? Just wanted to say everything here that I’m not allowed to say on twitter dot com because my vulgar little fingers miss typing these words

Yesterday afternoon I went to aritzia to try on some coats and fell in love with one in particular. Last night a very sweet client sent over an aritzia gift card without knowing my shopping plans. Is it a coincidence or are we telepathically linked through hot sex? I'd like to think it's the latter

Would you believe me if I told you I’ve only had my Twitter account for a few weeks and I’ve already been getting more bookings (that have all been amazing) from there than from here? Even though all I do is post screenshots of my posts from here? I hate how attached sw is to that damn platform

X is like the hadron collider trying to crack open dimensions of racism that were hitherto only theorized