Bluesky isn’t perfect but I think some people are looking for the wrong things from the site. I think Twitter really ruined how people view numbers and growth on social media.

Everytime I talk to people about why I hate winter they ask if it’s cuz I have to shovel...extremely bold of you guys to think I’m a homeowner or that I ever will be in this real estate market 😂 one good thing about being a forever renter in this country is that I will never have to pick up a shovel

I was talking to a guy about how I like checking out the male ballerinas and he told me a lot of them are gay. Ok…and? 😂 that doesn’t make them any less hot. Guys check out lesbians all the time! 😂

It appears that no one has tried to book me for New Year’s Eve so I will be taking the night off but I am available on the 30th and the 1st. Who will be my last of 2025 and my first of 2026? 🤔 will it be you? 🤔

The one holiday tradition I look forward to every year: Christmas Eve Nutcracker time! The sets! The costumes! The dancing bears! The rats fighting with machetes! The snow queen doing her dance with her snowflakes! And the best holiday song ever: the dance of the sugar plum fairy!!! It’s on, bitch!

*sends approximately two texts* hmmm that’s enough socializing for one day

Just referred to a teenage boy as “young man”. Oh my god, I feel so powerful. No wonder old ladies do this all the time

I had a client who was an executive at a company and he was talking about how much money companies can save by replacing their workforce with AI because “it can be programmed to do any job” and when I asked him if that meant his job can be replaced with AI, there was a very awkward silence 😂

The women in the trump administration look like they should be on some reality tv show and in an alternate universe they would have been. This is what happens when girlbossing goes too far and a chick who looks like a real housewife ends up being the head of homeland security

Pardon me for this inappropriate and perhaps disrespectful thought but hot buskers must get so many tricks propositioning them. It’s like covert levels of freestyling

after all, it is the season we celebrate virgins

Everytime I shitpost about hobbyists there’s some oblivious reply guys who have no idea what I’m talking about. You guys are too innocent, please don’t ask me to explain. It would be like explaining what a serial killer is to a small child. Go run along and play, nothing to see here

Recession indicator: clients that give off hobbyist vibes are increasingly asking if this is my sole source of income right at the beginning of the booking. This used to be one of the invasive questions they’d ease into after sex during the pillowtalk portion lmao

So this is how I find out I am approximately 2 cm shorter than the horniest popstar and a prehistoric-looking bird

Great news! I am back to feeling hot and healthy just in time for my holiday break! I will be off next week and will be resuming sexy activities the last few days of the year. Yes, I will ride dick again before the end of 2025 🥳 on a related note, I am available for any sober nye get-togethers 😊

People are asking me why I don’t just spend my winters in Mexico if I hate being here so much this time of year. Oh so I can have some coked up colonizer gringos try to book me? 😂 cuz a lot of the guys who spend winters there are like that, at least the Canadians for sure 😂

there's something about the vulnerability required in physical intimacy that allows us to skip the small talk and just go very deep very quickly. i love it so much. i love getting to know the sides of people that they normally have to hide or dim when they're at work/in their daily life.

The best part of this isn’t just that I was gifted a massage, but that he understands that being a reply guy is a privilege and not a right ♥️

Someone just informed me that it’s not all about me. Wait, it isn’t? 🤔

It’s 6°C (43°F) in Toronto today after weeks of -10°C (14°F) temps. You know what that means: Shorts: on Sandals: on Titties: out Asses: hanging out of aforementioned shorts It’s summertime baby!!!!!

Today is the International Day to End Violence Against Sex Workers. Originally conceived in memory of the lives taken by the Green River Killer, let this serve as a reminder that the precautions we take through measures like screening are not arbitrary. 1/

when guys tell me how much they want me to post nudes on here, they remind me of those people that hound around the free food sample trays at the supermarket and try to get as many as possible. very attractive. shockingly these guys never offer to send any money for nudes hmmm

for decades the radical leftists have suppressed our content, but no longer! now that conservative patriots are in charge of every major news organization and social media platform in the country, the fact that people still think our shit sucks must be because of, I guess like, a jewish curse?

My apologies again but I have decided to cancel the rest of my bookings for this week. It doesn’t feel like I’m getting better and I’m fearing it will get way worse if I don’t get more rest. Hopefully, I will be seeing you guys closer to the new year

The crazy lady that yells at the sky in my neighborhood saw me wearing my mask and started yelling at me about how it was gonna give me cancer. Well the jokes on her cuz cancer runs in my family and I’m gonna get it anyway 😂

My apologies to anyone I cancelled on today and tomorrow but I woke up with the harshest sore throat and generally feeling like shit 😭 I rarely get sick so this is hitting me really hard and sex is very unappealing rn. The only duo I‘ll be having will be with a pack of lozenges and a bottle of Advil

More duos with Lily, please and thank you 😘 unlike some of you “big strong men”, she can handle me

*me flirting* hehe so what do the tight ends in football do? 🤭🤭

We do not have four seasons in Toronto. We have three: 1. Cold (November- mid April) 2. Hot and humid (June-mid September) 3. Perfect in between weather (late April-May, late september-end of October if we’re lucky)

At the end of my very hot duo with @lilylapetite.bsky.social today, she told me that she recommended me for a duo but he was too scared of my posts lmao. I wish you guys knew how big of a compliment this is to me. I’ll be riding the high from this for the rest of the weekend 😂

I might not be a Domme, but I still prefer a man who is a little scared of me 😈

If she shows up in subzero temperatures or when it’s snowing and looks stunning, comments like “aren’t you cold?” or “those shoes look uncomfortable“ are not needed. Instead a simple “you look beautiful” will suffice. Men being bad at complimenting women is why the male loneliness epidemic exists 😂

POV: you’re at the bottom of a long dick sucking the balls and looking up at the shaft

It’s amazing how soulless sex with hobbyists is. I’m glad I rarely get them cuz if I got them often it would turn me off from sex entirely

Just added to my list of movies I’ve fucked to (client’s choice as always): It’s A Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie. Right after my client came, we were on the scene where Miss Piggy is dressed up like Satine in Moulin Rouge and is about to swing down on the crowd like Nicole Kidman in the movie

The mystery of my “anonymous” gifter has been solved and it was exactly who I thought it was! He also had this adorably festive display for my little money bag along with crème brûlée and fresh fruits 🥰 a man after my heart!

Running my fingers through a guy’s chest hair while pillow talking after sex is one of my favourite things 🥰

I hate to break it to you guys but having sex in public is illegal as it should be. And even if it wasn’t I doubt hotel or condo management would be ok with people having sex in their lobby 😂

The wind went under my jacket and whispered “no where is safe”

Seeing as the client/sw relationship is a clandestine one (or it should be, idk what some of you are doing lmao), I will not be getting all touchy-feely with you in public especially when you’re picking me up from the lobby of a keycard hotel or condo. It’s called discretion, sweetie, look it up 😘

A client just gifted me some dark chocolate bars. I see. Attempted murder through lead poisoning is apparently a thing clients are doing to sw now… (I’m joking. Lead poisoning via dark chocolate bar after getting dicked down is the best way to go 🥰)

just an FYI from your favorite dryhumping princess

Some of you think I’m “upselling” when I say you should book at least two hours if you’re nervous but there’s so many nervous guys who book an hour and can’t even get it up no matter how much I try to make it happen lmao

Does anyone know if cum counts as a form of protein? I’m trying to see if all the cum I swallow helps me reach my daily goal or if I need to eat some more nuts (no pun intended, of course)

“You don’t look like you’re in your 30s” ❌ boring compliment “I can tell you’re in your 30s cuz you need years of experience to be this good at sucking dick” ✅ much better, more interesting compliment

A sexy scenario: when he has to take a business call in the middle, but does so with eyes and hands still on me and I have to hold my breath the whole duration of the call

A lovely gentleman saw this, wanted a duo with me and @lilylapetite.bsky.social and now it’s booked for this weekend. Yes, seeing me and Lily kissing naked really is this simple 🥰

It’s always the guys that have a forest of hair on their balls that want me to lick and suck on them. Sorry but my tongue and mouth don’t feel like traversing the treacherous jungle landscape of your hairy balls without a razor!