I usually don't like how sw is represented in media so I try to avoid any media that centres it but I started reading this novel about a sw turned assassin and my expectations are already set pretty high just by this page. Like, I might as well have written this passage myself cuz it’s so spot-on

I mentioned lake-effect snow to a client and he called it a conspiracy theory. This is where we’re at as a society 😭

Talking at length with single clients about how shitty dating in toronto is (even though I have no clue because I don't date lol) because I have leveled up my dating game to the subliminal level. Why bother dating anyone when you could just call me over all the time? 😂

Warning: unaesthetic pic and cheesy joke upcoming This was my midnight snack and I was his midnight snack (with two sides of orgasms one for each of us) 🥰 my bluesky friends know how to do it

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Happy ”sex tourists calling it Mississ-Sagwa” season to all those who celebrate

I wish I was as passionate about anything as much as rich people are about hating homeless people

I know guys like eye contact during sex but sometimes I just wanna close my eyes and enjoy the sensation of having a dick in my pussy

Omg I am already hearing drake’s new songs everywhere and his albums were only released today 😭

Being on review boards is like being hit in the head multiple times so a certain amount of brain damage is to be expected so I kind of get why you guys wouldn’t understand that admitting to being on a site where women are judged on their looks and sexual performance doesn’t make you look good

Terb guys must have memory loss and the posts on there must be archived past a certain date because every couple of years I get new guys thinking I’m new to this and discovering whatever social media I’m on for the first time but…I’ve been trolling hobbyists since I started in 2013 lmaoooooo

Did you know ⁉️ You can prebook me weeks in advance. Booking in advance is an especially good idea if you’re visiting from out of town and want to make sure you get to see me

girl are you Christopher Nolan's adaptation of The Odyssey because you haven't even gotten here and a bunch of weird dudes are already whining that you weren't created specifically to meet their expectations

Men who are 60+ and consider women in their 30s to be old should come with me to my pilates and yoga classes where there’s 60-year-old women who are the hottest in the class. I think their brains would break lmao

It’s mid-May and I’m still layering and wearing my jacket. I am not joking when I say that this is my nightmare

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It's always the least dateable guys saying things like "I don't pay her for sex, I pay her to leave". You wouldn't have any trouble getting women to leave, sweetie

A client I saw for a longer booking told me that one can never glean enough of a companion’s personality through their ad listing and how hard it was to choose a companion when you care about something like personality. If only there was some place online that companion’s showed their personality!

Uh guys, what I meant by this was that these guys could be working jobs where they could use these creative talents if they didn’t have to work in a capitalistic society where the best well-paying job is working a corporate job in sales. I would never talk up working corporate jobs 😂😂😂

Sometimes I’ll meet clients that are so funny, interesting and easy to talk to and I’ll think “surely he must be a comedian or entertainer of some sort!” And then I’ll ask them what they do for work and the answer is always “I work in sales!” Ah so that’s what they’re doing with their witty talent!

findom? in this economy?

Not sure if it’s the same whiny men on terb who were saying I was being so mean on here or if there is a whole other thread hating my bsky account on there but I got yet another booking with a great guy all because they were shit talking me on that site 😂

Do people in brampton know how they're the butt of every joke across toronto? I would think yes but every time I talk to people from there (which is not very often because they are too cheap to book me), they're shocked

Just because we’ve known each other for months or years doesn’t mean you get to cross boundaries or be disrespectful

For AAPI (asian american pacific islander - it’s not necessary they’re american) heritage month, I am reading books by people of asian heritage. I have books from east asians and middle easterners (yes they’re Asian too) but I’m struggling to find books by south asians that aren’t family dramas lol

Some of the pop music these days reminds me of the sexy brainless pop music that plays in the background of dystopian films where the “fun” authoritarian govt is trying to distract people. I am, of course, referring to Canadian puck bunny psyop Tate McRae

When I see college aged kids at nicer restaurants, I get confused. How can they afford it? At least one of them has to be selling ass, right? When I was in college, me and all my friends were so broke we could only afford chicken mcnuggets 😂 I know osap ain’t got them like that lmao

I recently moved to midtown and I’ve been enjoying reading on my commute downtown. My kindle is my best friend again, I forgot how practical e-readers are! This is from the book I’m currently reading. The narrator says this after she’s been living the high-end influencer life for a month lol

While I don’t expect the mass banning of sw from Twitter to be front page news, it kind of surprises me how so many of our clients don’t know anything about it. I’ve had clients think I was only on here cuz it’s left leaning or think this was twitter. “I saw your twitter” no you didn’t sweetie 🙃

I was talking to a petite sw who had a booking with two guys where a guy with a big dick fucked her and another guy watched and degraded his avg dick. “hehe it was weird!”, she says (she’s not into kink). My only question is why not me?? Why don’t I ever get bookings like this?? I hate you guys 😭

Am I a book reader and reviewer who moonlights as an escort or am I an escort who reads and reviews books on the side? Honestly I don’t even know anymore

Guys who are the exact same age as me booking me thinking I’m 10 years younger is the biggest compliment they could give me. Also, the way they talk to me with such bravado when they think I’m so much younger is hilarious. You guys remind me of the boy toys I had in school, please dial it down 😂

Book 7 of 2026: The God of the Woods I was tricked into reading this old lady book club pick because it was marketed as a suspenseful whodunnit mystery

The DVP is closed all weekend to show how much the city of Toronto hates mothers and their children (so, basically everyone)

Quick question for blue jays fans: how does it feel to see your enemy live out your dream? I finally got to be in one of those hotel rooms that overlooks the stadium and yeah there was no game going on at the time but still lmao (obviously window sex would have happened if there was a game)

I think this post was why conservative men got offended. A girl making fun of how bad they are in bed is going too far lmao

The love fest continues cuz I’m still getting bookings from this 😂 and they're some of the sweetest clients too ♥️

Holding his hands over his head while I ride him hard in missionary because a little role reversal can be fun

In a cruel twist of fate, a lot of the clients I get in Toronto who are from Vancouver are amazing but when I was living and working in Vancouver, a lot of the clients I had were so annoying I almost retired 😭

A client was very surprised when I told him that when a companion’s been doing this for a while, she‘ll mostly get regulars and repeat clients. Yes, some might think sw is short lived but a sw can continue to be successful when she’s good at this

Book 7 of 2026: Yesteryear by Cato Claire Burke Just finished reading this and I have thoughts that I have shared on my review on goodreads but basically, don’t go into this expecting a cute, fun homesteading adventure because you are about to walk into an m night shyamalan movie lmao

Porn should have an antagonist. Guy that shows up midway through and chops the penis off and runs away or something

Book 6 of 2026: Madame Bovary I will be watching the ballet version of this in June for the second time and I enjoyed the story so I decided to read this. I think Mme. Bovary might be one of the most modern heroines in classic lit because of how problematic she is. She lies, she cheats, she steals!

It’s become apparent to me that I can either spend my spare time coming up with blueys or reading and I have been neglecting the former because I’ve been so busy with the latter. With that being said, I am completely obsessed with this book I’m reading. This is the ultimate book club pick

To anyone seeing me after going to a blue jays game: since you guys are sitting on your asses for 5 hours and downing beers and hot dogs and farting and sweating in your chairs the whole time, can you please make sure you wash your ass THOROUGHLY before seeing me? Like, more than usual? thanks 🙏

When guys let me go in and out of the elevator first, it really makes me wonder if they let the girl cum first too

everything I say is an artfully veiled sarcasm, a joke of such sophistication that anyone who falls into my meticulous trap of belief immediately reveals themselves a boorish rube of the highest caliber. whereas everything you say is an honest admission, a disgusting truth borne of an ugly soul

It’s moments like this that my empathetic nature comes through and I remember that it’s important to be patient with these people on their loud business calls. After all, working for corporations that are helping to carry out genocides and support dictatorships can be so stressful ♥️

Today I’d like to talk about cultural appropriation. Namely, there are too many civies in the grocery store in the middle of the weekday. I miss when it was only a few little old ladies and sw at 2pm in the grocery stores. Now there’s 9-5’ers traumatizing me with their loud business calls 😢

If you are in Toronto, I urge you to watch this in theatres (shoutout to the imagine cinema location on Carlton). It is simply the best way to watch it