A gentle apology for being behind on emails and inquiries… more than usual, I’m afraid. Between mom life and winter indulgences, my phone has been a bit neglected. I’ll be replying to everyone by the weekend 🤍

This week’s available dates xo @clubmadellyn.bsky.social

I don’t always dress sweet and innocent, some days I dress like my thoughts have been misbehaving.

A day spent aimlessly wandering Toronto: Abercrombie & Fitch (still judging Ottawa for this omission), dumplings to keep warm, and just enough cold air to feel alive. Every now and then, I catch myself thinking… maybe this city and I aren’t done with each other yet…

Does anyone else need a solid three hours to wash, blow-dry, and give themselves a proper blowout… or is that just me living in a beautifully delusional fantasy? Either way, who needs a gym day when hair wash day already counts as cardio 😹💁🏻‍♀️✨

If I owe you an email, a DM, or a reply, please accept this morning lounge as my formal apology.

You could behave… or you could message me.

Good morning, Toronto. Becoming someone who wakes early and makes it to the gym, even on “holiday” wasn’t on my bingo card, but here we are. Please send coffee to reward the effort.

I want to be transparent, I’m currently very cautious when responding to DMs and emails from individuals I don’t know. Recent experiences involving unwanted contact from people connected to my personal life have made me more mindful about protecting my privacy. I appreciate understanding. 🤍

I’m a proud plant lady with a soft spot for the unconventional. No need for extravagant gifts, coffee, flowers, and especially plants win me over every time. The bigger and stranger the plant, the better. Trust me… showing up with greenery is a very smart move 😉

6 fun random facts about me 1. I’ll never live in a house without a German shepherd 2. I’ve been a bartender for 8 years 3. I strongly dislike pizza, actually think it’s more so repulsive (to be fair I hate anything tomato base) 4. All my cats are named after food 5. I’m a mom 6. I am tall. 5’9

Good morning, Toronto. Becoming someone who wakes early and makes it to the gym, even on “holiday” wasn’t on my bingo card, but here we are. Please send coffee to reward the effort.

I tell myself I sneak off to Toronto for the change of scenery… but really, it’s a committed, borderline inappropriate relationship with hotpot. Spicy, steamy, and absolutely not subtle.

Sun kissed and a little mischievous.

Toronto, I’m on my way. A few last-minute cancellations mean spontaneous plans are suddenly on the table. Curious? My inbox has the details. xo

If I owe you an email, a DM, or a reply, please accept this morning lounge as my formal apology.

Golden hour is my favourite excuse to lounge and look innocent.

Valentine’s Day would look a lot sweeter with a Sephora or Victoria’s Secret gift card involved… 🤭🤍🤍

You could behave… or you could message me.

This look? It’s the warning and the invitation.

The photo.

I get to have an overnight with @whorticulturee.bsky.social and every single person should be jealous right now.

Even on the coldest of days, this will forever be my happy place. 🏂 🏔️ ❄️

If generosity is your love language, my inbox is open. Lunch, wine, and getting up to no good with @opheliadestiny.bsky.social are on the agenda ♥️

Valentine’s Day is a dangerous time to spoil the girl you’re always thinking about, memories have a way of lingering.

The photo.

See you tomorrow (Sunday) in the Wild West @clubmadellyn.bsky.social 12pm-8pm xo

please stop dming me when I’m on shift asking if I have time, I am 9/10 times in a session JUST CALL THE CLUB for the love of all things holy do yourself a favour

This version of me? Well-rested, well-worked, and very pleased with herself.

Hey lovers, I’ll be making a brief but memorable appearance in Toronto, from February 5th until the evening of the 8th. For those inclined to misbehave, I invite you to get in touch for further details.

See you tomorrow (Sunday) in the Wild West @clubmadellyn.bsky.social 12pm-8pm xo

Sunlight on my skin, trouble on my mind.

Coffee in hand, messy hair, nowhere to be but with me. Tell me your morning wouldn’t be better spent right here. @clubmadellyn.bsky.social East all day today.

Waking up to three Sephora gift cards and a few wishlist surprises felt a little unreal this morning. I’ve been quite sad since the holidays, so this wave of love lately has meant everything. Consider me glowing and deeply appreciative.

The older I get, the less impressed I am by designer labels and the more turned on I am by a well-decorated home. HomeSense and Wayfair, take my money. And yes, I’m still dreaming of a cordless vacuum instead of red bottoms

I don’t need a sugar daddy… I need someone who can assemble my impulsive furniture purchases without asking questions.

Golden hour always makes me feel brave enough to flirt with trouble… and patient enough to enjoy it slowly.

This version of me? Well-rested, well-worked, and very pleased with herself.

Due to a last minute cancellation, I’m available this morning at 11am in the East at @clubmadellyn.bsky.social for an hour… A cancelled date just means the universe cleared my morning so we can stay in bed, whisper bad ideas, and make memories we won’t post about.

Hey lovers, I’ll be making a brief but memorable appearance in Toronto, from February 5th until the evening of the 8th. For those inclined to misbehave, I invite you to get in touch for further details.

I’ve been able to purchase two heated winterized cat shelters thanks to two generous gentleman ♥️ I’m still accepting donations & Amazon gift cards for our furry friends 🐱

Coffee in hand, messy hair, nowhere to be but with me. Tell me your morning wouldn’t be better spent right here. @clubmadellyn.bsky.social East all day today.

People often ask why I don’t take bookings through Bluesky with ‘gentlemen’ I don’t already know. The answer is simple, half the accounts turn out to be fictional. I let my guard down and replied to two only to wake up ready to confirm, and discover they’d vanished. A modern ghosting tale, really.

POV - you bring me out to play pool & “let” me win

@clubmadellyn.bsky.social Thursday morning & early afternoon East Friday 3pm-6pm East Sunday 12pm-8pm West (prebooks) Muah Catch me while you can, I’m gone February 3rd 🏔️ 🏂

Golden hour with me.

I got extremely spoiled the last few days from my Amazon wishlist, thank you. You sure do know how to to make a girl feel special. ♥️

I apologize, I also will not be available this Wednesday. Whatever I did snowboarding Sunday morning has really strained my shoulder and I think I need one more day of down time to be the best version of myself for my shifts! Thank you ♥️

Valentine’s Day would look a lot sweeter with a Sephora or Victoria’s Secret gift card involved… 🤭🤍🤍

As a teenager, you were trying to find excuses to sneak out of the house to see your girlfriend and now as a middle-aged married man you are…finding excuses to sneak out of the house to see your girlfriend