wet hair, bare skin, and nowhere to be… unless it’s with you.

Golden hour, long legs, and that dangerous little smile. You know where to find me. 💌

A slight change of plans for my Toronto trip; I’ll be hosting by the airport in a hotel instead of a condo downtown. I apologize- all inquires through Hidden Gems 💞

dressed like sunshine, acting like trouble 💛

Big boobs even bigger heart 🤪

Somewhere between sweet girl next door and your favourite bad decision ☀️

Sun dress season needs to hurry up, but also if only you knew the delicate lingerie I’m wearing underneath…

Apparently my fractured foot has become an inconvenience to men everywhere 😭 meanwhile I’m over here doing Olympic level balancing acts on crutches just to get a snack from my kitchen. Thoughts & prayers for the brave soldiers waiting a few extra weeks for an orgasm from me.

Well… that escalated quickly 😅 Tried carrying furniture upstairs yesterday, fell down them instead & earned myself a fractured foot, fractured ankle & concussion. After 16 hours in the ER, I’ll be taking a little recovery break 💖 Sadly, I’m unsure of when I’ll be available again at the moment.

dressed like sunshine, acting like trouble 💛

Life with 4 cats: the second I sit down, 3 of them immediately claim me as furniture. Guess my plans for this morning are cancelled now… 😹

Tiny bikinis, lip gloss, matching lounge sets & the perfect sun dresses… none of it funds itself 😭 Accepting gifts in the form of Sephora & Aritzia gift cards… [email protected]

If anyone needs me (please don’t), I’ll be a cloud in my bed with fuzzy blankets for the next 48 hours binge watching Harry Potter and eating an irresponsible amount of dumplings… Replies may be delayed (ok, non existent) due to being cozy and emotionally attached to my bed.

In 3, 2, 1… it’s officially boat season again 🛥️☀️ Which means my availability this summer is going to be very limited (one day a week… maybe two if you’re lucky). The rest of my time will be spent on the water in a tiny bikini with a corona in hand. Catch me while you can hehe

Please don’t take offence if I don’t maintain constant chit chat over DM’s 🤍 I’d much rather save the catch up for in person. I’ll always reply to genuine inquiries, but if I answered every “how are u” message all day, I’d never have any actual downtime to myself 😅

Just waiting for someone to undress me…

Just waiting for someone to undress me…

The older I get, the more my perfect day sounds like coffee in bed, homemade french toast, a hair appointment at my favourite salon, solo dumpling date with a good book and a cozy movie evening (lord of the rings, obviously) at home while it rains outside Name a more perfect self care day 🌧️ 🤍

unexpectedly spending next week in toronto… ♡ May 18th-21st downtown only rare little pop-up visit, limited availability & prebooks will definitely be prioritized hehe reach out before my schedule fills up

Vibe spa today 10am-late 😘

Sun dress season needs to hurry up, but also if only you knew the delicate lingerie I’m wearing underneath…

Psst… I may or may not have a little secret promo running for familiar faces this Thursday, Friday, Monday & Tuesday only… If we’ve met before, book your date through the spa and ask nicely for the details… I do love rewarding good behaviour 😉 @luxeottawaxxx.bsky.social

Mother’s Day is coming up if I’ve ever crossed your mind… 💐🥰 throne.com/oliviaeden

Wishing all the beautiful mamas the sweetest Mother’s Day 💐 hoping your day is filled with love, flowers and feeling appreciated 🤍

Somewhere between sweet girl next door and your favourite bad decision ☀️

Bath & Body Works putting candles on sale should honestly come with a financial warning label. Especially for girls like me who think “just one more honey vanilla candle” 17 times in a row 🕯️🍯 Brb buying enough sweet scents to make my entire house smell like a flirtatious bakery and I’m not sorry.

Mother’s Day is coming up if I’ve ever crossed your mind… 💐🥰 throne.com/oliviaeden

Ottawa… my next availability has officially been posted I’ll most likely be out of town the week of the 18th, so if you’ve been thinking about seeing me… Something about this season has me feeling extra tempting lately. Exclusively at Luxe Spa.

Psst… I may or may not have a little secret promo running for familiar faces this Thursday, Friday, Monday & Tuesday only… If we’ve met before, book your date through the spa and ask nicely for the details… I do love rewarding good behaviour 😉 @luxeottawaxxx.bsky.social

This week’s looking a little tempting… don’t you think? 🤍 Wed & Thurs 10–5 @ Vibe Fri 10–3:30 @ Luxuria Sun 12–6 @ Luxuria (Sunday got a little upgrade… just like your plans should 😉) @luxeottawaxxx.bsky.social

This week’s looking a little tempting… don’t you think? 🤍 Wed & Thurs 10–5 @ Vibe Fri 10–3:30 @ Luxuria Sun 12–6 @ Luxuria (Sunday got a little upgrade… just like your plans should 😉) @luxeottawaxxx.bsky.social

May is starting beautifully… and so is my schedule, love. Let’s fix your week properly. 💐

Unfortunately my mini me and I have been under the weather since Sunday 🤒 I’ll be getting back to messages soon, but for now it’s cuddles, soup & Netflix… enjoy a little throwback of me in the meantime 💋

Just a little glow-up moment… who approves? 😉

If you’re messaging me asking for my schedule when it’s pinned to my profile and available 24/7 on the website… don’t expect a warm, loving reply 🫶🏼 check first, message second.

just a girl who wished men could read.

Luxuria today from 10am-6:30pm… 🙈

One of my favourite gentlemen just sent me the nicest surprise gift & even included a little extra… This man never fails to put a smile on my face and go the extra mile to make me feel special ♥️

Luxuria tomorrow (Friday) 10am-3:30pm can extend to 7pm if you ask nicely 💐

May is starting beautifully… and so is my schedule, love. Let’s fix your week properly. 💐

East tomorrow at Vibe (Wednesday) 10am-5pm. 👀

Good morning to everyone except the person who stole my Uber Eats Starbucks order off my front porch in under two minutes. I hope you step on a Lego every morning and pour sour milk into every coffee for the rest of your life. Meanwhile, I remain a sad girl with no Starbucks and too much attitude. 😭

East tomorrow at Vibe (Wednesday) 10am-5pm. 👀

I need a Koena spa day with @opheliadestiny.bsky.social

Big boobs even bigger heart 🤪

Btw you can see lots of my new boobs here 🤪 onlyfans.com/oliviaottawa Currently 50 percent off ;)

See you this week at Luxe 🙊

I knew I was getting older when sitting on my front porch people-watching became elite entertainment… neighbourhood gossip with no subscription fee. 😹