🪄 My most favorite month of the year!! Happy Birthday Gays! Mommy loves you. 🫶🏼🪄

You deserve a good day. Now go and have it.

I woke up to a text that put the vibes back on track: "how do you feel about a vacation?" At this point a sleeping pill and an eye mask is a getaway.

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Lol I'm 5 am every one is nevermind

I have a Steller idea for a gif today. Posting for accountability. Lol

Look!! Outside with no jacket!! Thank gAWD I packed light leggings 🤤

When the salesman asks what I do for a living:

You guys, should I get boobs?

Hahaha in that case there will be a cure in 3-5 business days. Don't mess with the men's balls 😱

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How @elliealpha.bsky.social looks at me. Pretty sure this night needs a third main character...

Now I'm in traffic because of a strike... 😚🔪

I'm here. Fuck ya. 😚

And for our last full day of vacation in London... Because I am an intellectual and can only appreciate high brow art... We are going to the cinema.

Need an artist's pass for Sunday - Osheaga Ty.

I feel like I could win at bluesky if I posted these drafts... 📜🖋️

share.google/1cTcS42ANaO3... 👠💅🏼💄📍🏮

The crazy part about heading to Ottawa is it takes about 45 mins to exit Montreal. I left at 11:30, I'm still in MTL. Lol iykyk. Fun fact: you can fit (give or take) 9 islands of Manhattan on 1 island of Montreal.

Pillow pwincess, can't just ignore a mirror 👸🏼💅🏼

I don’t know who got “It’s Raining Men” stuck in my head but fuck you.

I fucking love cotton candy grapes. Okay bye till Thursday!

It's crazy how one little black line across my eyelids gets me acting up and showing out. I'm just going to buy paint. 🦹🏼‍♀️🪄👸🏼

Do you ever wake up singing a song, and realize you're a Blue Rodeo fan? Oooh night after niigghtttt Anyway. Staring contest starts now..

Looking at Her feels like standing before a work of Art you could lose yourself in for a hundred years

Are you ready to be abducted by aliens? Because I definitely am. Come get transported to another universe at the next Cirque de Boudoir Fantasyland on May 16th. The link to purchase your ticket is in my bio 👽🛸

I wonder if I can jokingly get a "welcome back" beside my name. 😂

Lovelies 💋💋 can't wait to.see you tonight 6-11 West @itsclubalpha.bsky.social 💕

Moving is so draining... (Not to Ottawa. 🥺) Especially when this is a hipster walking city that severely lacks trucks and parking spaces. 👎🏼👎🏼

Snuck out to see Modern Whore, got my titty signed. Lots to think about, more to say.☝🏼🤓

Can I come over and look at you like this 😡 until we fall in love?

Generous men who spoil ladies...have the best day ever! May your wallet overflow, may your finances blossom x3 and may all the success at your career find you!!! I see you working hard! You are a real man and a dying breed and us ladies love and salute you!

I’m my utmost pretentious when watching cooking shows.

I got the strappy sexy curvy body suit I wanted.. too bad I'm missing the party in Ottawa on friday. All the travel beat me up. 🥲😷 I'll miss the girls, & the funny, flirty, sexy A1 men in attendance. Have so much fun!!! Videocall me in? Imagine I showed up as a hologram. 🧞‍♀️ For now: rest is best.

Shredding some soap on my tacos because I am out of cilantro

Favorite headband and Mugler x Wolford bodysuit. Feeling bratty. Send me fashionnova gift cards. I want 26 sheer bralettes and 1 pink tennis skirt.

Added to my throne. I'm tired of these dinky little straps. Mommy wants leather

I can be the top edge of your moon bby 😏 (Me when I flirt)

Free Luigi Mangione.

🛐 @ La Maison De Raquel Sometimes I'm goody-goody, right now I'm naughty naughty.

"...Curvy companions have always existed in luxury spaces. What’s new is the refusal to be framed as exceptions. We were never absent. We were positioned differently. Treated as indulgent, niche, or “for a certain type of client,” instead of part of the standard.." open.substack.com/pub/lexcilus...

Being lured into a dark alley by a stranger carrying a fried chicken sandwich

36-30-42 ~ 9-5ish ~ DT

😭🥺😭🎂 Ty @charlyjezebel.bsky.social 👉🏼👈🏼