Follow me to the bed 💦

Soooo excited for all the naughtiness to come 🤶🏻❄️😈

im the girl who cried dead vibrator.

It's crazy how many people still don't realize that kink is supposed to be consensual

Someone book a holiday overnight & watch Elf with meee!! One of my few holiday traditions 😇❄️

Please note: if you contact requesting bbfs, I will not only not grant this request, I will not see you period, even with a condom My health is my top priority, as is the health of my clients, so your naked-loving-wiener is too high risk for my precious pussy & my lovers 😌🩵

Smack my ass why don't you please 😏

Drunk me: "Where are my pants?" Sober me: "Where are my pants?"

flirt? who me

Photo shoot coming up soooon 🤗 First one in a long time - I'm excited!!

The loss of community I feel especially 🩵 Damn you Elon!!!!

G'mornin 🌞

What do you call a duo with five providers? Fu-ck-ing fun 🥵🥵 Thanks to our lovely date for introducing me to all these sexy Montreal ladies 🩵 @staciediana.bsky.social @juliasky.bsky.social @saramaynar.bsky.social @thesamiradevi.bsky.social

“i guess i’m in my hussy phase now” i say, undoing one of my corduroy overall straps

I agree hiii good morning happy Saturday 🥳

Give me a back rub while I’m licking your "lollipop" and I’ll stay there forever 😏🍭

We had sooo much fun 🥰😈😈

Laundry day 👕

This makes me think my upcoming boudoir shoot could be more fun with ocean animal noises in the picture......

and it seems to me that you lived your life like a plastic walmart bag in the wind

Happyyyy Friyay 🥳 Fun weekend plans??

I am physically unable to go through a yellow light without saying "ha ha haa" in a menacing voice

For instance, a really nice flowing refillable pen.... Doesn't sound the sexiest, but I'll make so much use of it & think of you when I do Maybe write your name all over my notebooks like a grade school crush 😏

I have a few tattooooos.... One of my faves is Amy the barracuda She has a great story behind her Come hang & I'll tell you 🩵

Grateful this morning for my body's ability to heal - body you magical 🩵

Off for a few days with my first cold of the season! Please send soup 🥣

my discombobulated ducks are looking forward to meeting your ducks in a row

Latest video of Juno's Musings coming to a YouTube near you soon 😇

Thanks for the fun new-to-me roleplay date 🔥🔥 I want to wear my nerdy cof glasses goggles all the time now 🥹😅

Ditto 😌😏🤤

Not sure what’s in the air lately but my energy’s been extra horny 😏🔥 Been craving morning sex so much it’s getting out of hand 😈 That “need you now” kind of mood has been hitting way too often lately 👀….

Let's slow dance in a burning room Naked Doesn't that sound like an adventure 😎😈

& watch me turn into a fumbling blushy mess 🙈

What if we made out in front of all the Haagen Dazs at the grocery store

Oh how I wish I shared in this sentiment 🥲 I'm such a horrible Canadian 🙈

Is she happy about the snow? No. Is she going to deal with it like a mature adult? Hopefully....

So true 🙏🏻

Remember when I had this cutie patootie hair?!

I just want someone to buy me a tiara and tell me my coffee breath smells fine

Blue to match the rain ☔

Him: [explains the penalty box] Me: so like a timeout for these teen boys? Thanks to my American date for teaching me about Canadian culture 😂😘

the orcas have been too quiet as of late i hope they’re plotting something good

Have we heard about this no nut November? I don't know how I feel about it.... Ok, I do Me no likey 🙈😂

(Just before sex) Did you remember the ice cream?