*slaps roof of dome* This baby can fit so many outfielders in it

Remember, when you are looking for good sports takes, you definitely need to listen to the game who said the Jays were JP Arencibia’s team.

Over/under - number of diarrhea incidents at Fenway this year: 10

My son takes 10 minutes to get on a pair of pants in the morning.

I don’t get why they didn’t at least give Starfleet Academy a 3rd season. Paramount has nothing ready to be released on the TV side beyond 2027.

Height: wrong (5-9) Weight: wrong (168) Age: wrong (29) Birthplace: wrong (Czech Republic) Jersey number: wrong (35) Face: wrong Glasses: wrong Glove: wrong Name: technically wrong (Ondřej, diacritic over r)

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“On my show, nothing's off-limits. Fighting's a lost art. But if I smell blood, I go in for the kill. And if you start to win, I go on my phone.” - Barley Tonight

Old Friend Tim Mayza #BlueJays

I never see so many people twist them into knots to explain as Christians, why Cheetos dancing on Mueller’s grave is justified, dignified, and Presidential.

Big iced tea matchup on Friday

Once in awhile, I take a look at the bad place for sports updates and then something reminds me of how dumb a place it is. Someone literally called Carney a Marxist. LMAO.

Ford is absolutely nuts. How does this remotely explain hiding emails and texts from your back door deals with your buddies?

US WBC team has the personality of a restaurant that only serves white bread and white bread toast. If you put jam on it though, you will be asked to leave.

The US WBC team sounds like hockey players who were admonished for showing too much personality.

How different countries hype themselves up at the World Baseball Classic: Team Canada: wear hockey jerseys Team Italy: drink espresso Team DR: dance Team USA: invite Seal Team 6 member to make speech, the same Seal Team 6 member who also told young men on Twitter they would be his "concubines"

How does doing this honour the Italian troops

Italy is shitting the bed

Cal Raleigh:

the WBC is a party and the U.S. is that asshole neighbor across the street who keeps telling everyone to pipe down

One thing I definitely will be emphasizing as a coach this year is infield defense. Yes I know they are only 6-7 year olds lol

Go DR

Mason Miller doesn't need the strike zone to expand by 6 inches, I don't think.

Macko pitching like he belongs in AAA to start the year

Using Aumont in that situation was bizarre to say the least

This is some little league defence from Canada

i love petty

Surely none of the players googled the guy. Real piece of work.

Canada’s defense has been so brutal

Vladdy’s slide was something else

I see a number of people claiming that the Ontario government teacher supply card will be tied to Staples but no source has verified this as of yet. Do I believe it is likely? Absolutely but don’t make claims without the receipts. What are we? A certain govt to the south?

Someone please tell Mark DeRosa that the US has already punched its ticket to the semifinals so he starts Kershaw tomorrow. 🙏

Gee I wonder why I had a migraine, couldn’t be the double digit drop in temperatures in less than 12 hours

Nordpass gives me a notification that my username and password has turned up in a breach but not which username or password lol and on what site

Sportsnet is really showing a replay of spring training on TV rathe than the WBC.

I realize Rogers owns the Jays and more-or-less owns the Raptors, and that they sunk a ruinously dumb amount of money into NHL rights, but it’s a bit ridiculous that they couldn’t put the Italy/Mexico WBC game on one of their *six* cable sports channels instead of relegating it to laptop-only status

Ernie Whitt might be bad at managing. His lineup construction alone leaves much to be desired.

19C??? It was supposed to be 8C. Should have wore a lighter jacket

Double Dribble 🏢 Konami 📅 1986 🖥 Amiga, Arcade, Commodore 64, DOS, Family Computer Disk System, Game Boy, Handheld Electronic LCD, NES, Wii

Terrible defense Canada

If they don’t play “No Scrubs” in the stadium or broadcast after the inning. It will be a wasted opportunity.

My son is getting worked up over the 1st inning of pool play for Canada in the WBC. Worrying that they are going to lose.

Andrew Tate and other pieces of shit have too much influence

Camera made me briefly think Vlad hit it out

The amount of people with untreated schizophrenia in downtown Toronto is really sad.

Me: stay up late doing laundry and food prep for my wife and son’s lunches My wife this morning: I never get any help

I don't like it when "funny" means "depressing"