I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. ​He told me to stop going to those places.

There's 214 players with more homers than Vladdy this year.

Jays are now 7 back of NYY/TB. Tampa will likely come back to the pack and Yanks without Judge. Not saying they do it but there's hope.

Jays win!

This would be better than C

Vladdy just missed hitting 3 out but he can't be swinging at this first pitch

Mitch Marner is pretty fucking good

Summer blockbuster looks like an awesome show

Rush is too good to hang around with Sammy

They should give us Mox vs Shane Taylor next week

Would be cool if you never had to clean your house

Another CaturDog Playtime….

Pretty good metaphor

You can't send Valenzuela down, I don't care if it means you lose Henieman

Didn't love a hit and run against a guy whose struggling to throw strikea

ERNIE

What the hell is Vladdy doing?

Booker of the year

Christian Dior Knicks in four

Three nothing wrong with me

We could plant a house We could build a tree I don't even care We could have all three

This month it's important to remember the wise words of Method Man "Love is love all day, til they throw slugs"

Dogs love him

If a guy checks his swing, but it's called a strike. Batter challenges the strike call and it's overturned. Could the catcher then ask the base ump for an appeal on the check swing?

Meet Enoki!

Last year on June 5th the Jays were 5.5 out of first in the division, also behind NYY and TB.

So, the colonizer mask vs mask match was the best AAA match ever, the best WWE match ever, and just as good as AEW's tv main event a few days later. Tremendous.

Grogu my balls

New DCFC and Modest Mouse albums out today, what year is it?

Jays winning the Corbin/Skenes and Milf/Sale games is pretty funny

Jays are winning the division

Yesterday on the radio Kevin Barker said the Jays had to win game 2 because there was no way they beat Sale

This makes me miss my Great Dane. I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes. 🤣😂😂😭😭 #GreatDane

Umpire wants to go home

Not sure AEW can compete with Chaze Lachen vs Dru Krecken

and DEATH PENALTY FOR PROTESTORS passes!

Don't know if I love Kevin Knight joining DCF, but being with those guys will definitely help him like it did for Fletcher.

Welcome to the show Country and City

One of my all time favorite lyrics

The 162 game mlb season is pretty crazy when you think about it. Teams are getting 2-3 days off a month, and you gotta travel to a bunch of different cities. It's gotta take a huge toll on your body. I wonder how different the game would be if they played 5 games a week?

AEW should release a motivational app where every morning you get a pep talk from Mox. Pretty sure it’s the cure for depression. #AEW

Thursdays are for listening to Courtney Barnett

I think Mercedes vs Thekla at All In is the way to go.

*rolling stones voice* 🎶Goooood by… 🎶

I hope I get some nice lingerie for Father’s Day.

Dynamite main event was awesome

Jays suck again