Shapiro and Atkins whenever a pitcher with a moustache is available

Looking at luggage on Amazon, and they have a “what did customers buy after viewing this product” section, and the suggestions for this one is tissues and lotion. I think I need to buy this luggage.

The cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about... My Lady Jane was absolutely delightful. Very funny. Great cast. I adored it. Felt like a sure thing to get renewed but alas it only got one magnificent season. You should watch it

A LOT of this was during the Jays playoff run.

@profanity.accountant I guess this is a thing we're doing now.

The petitioner behind the Dale Nally recall is calling out his MLA, saying he will use the Elections Alberta complaint process to see if Nally breached the Elections Act, while also looking into Premier Smith's comments about his voting record.

Just another day in Alberta

I was sure Roemon Fields was going to be a Guy. He was the exact type of player that I love. Excellent name too.

If we find out that Jamal Shead is crashing on Ja'Kobe Walter's pull out bed I'm going to be so in love with this team

Folks, he's done it again! A Thanksgiving masterpiece

How many years are things still going be Trudeau's fault for? Sure seems like all the rest of us will forget he existed and they'll still be coming up with things to blame him for

Friendly reminder that despite your bumper sticker, Alberta oil does not heart you back.

I'm old. If you're not, listen to this. Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder. Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever. It's literally never been more important.

That Jak on Pascal crime was absolutely incredible

I hope he wears numéro 6

The Starting Mo tation

If you order a donair and the guy calls you boss, you're in a good donair shop

Sonic the Hedgehog makes his NHL debut--on Columbus Blue Jackets goalie's hockey mask aftermath.site/sonic-goalie-m...

Also Dick Fitts is still funny, and we will always be able to laugh at Dick Fitts. When your uncle won't shut up about Hunter Biden at Thanksgiving, just close your eyes and imagine Dick Fitts.

There's a random bit in one of the Futurama DVD menu screens where Bender is off screen cooking and talking. At one point he says something to the extent of "it's made with love, well, partially hydrogenated love" and I think about it like twice a week

So the guy who already doesn't do his job for his constituents is looking to find a way to do his job even less? That checks out

Sorry but this is such bullshit. The Yankees absolutely turned a profit this year. Moving money around shell companies to show a loss for tax purposes doesn’t count here!

I invite any MLB owner to open their books and show the public how much money their teams lost in 2025. They won’t, because it’s a lie. No team has EVER sold for less than it was purchased for. Do not fall for crocodile tears from billionaires who are already getting a Trump tax cut!

Almost all of the people with recall petitions against them are saying how undemocratic this is. Let's check the mission statement of the recall act. Sowing, reaping, etc

Absolute beauty. I think about this guy like other men think about the Roman Empire.

Mamu said knock you out is excellent work from Matt Devlin

Having Ja'Kobe Walter is great because now when I toss something in the garbage I shout jaKOBE

evergreen

I'm at a brewery and the Leafs game came on after the Oilers game. Are you telling me they have a Milk jersey patch and an Oreo helmet sticker? Because that's the best possible advertising combination I can think of

Ready to get hurt again: Emirates NBA Cup edition

Big thrift store finds during the Raptors game. Bought the bomber. Thinking bout the North track jacket

*Mournfully Whoop whoop That's the sound of Adolis

Google's rollout of AI into the Google Docs suite is an infuriating blend of fuck-awful useless AI tools, hamfisted forced integration of features I don't want or need, and CONSTANT popups letting me know that Gemini exists. Unbelievably awful, unwelcome "AI features" I don't fucking want.

Seeing this post on Gradey Dick's birthday is a real treat

Happy Dick Day to those who celebrate!

Very glad to see many of my Jays mutuals are also Raptors mutuals!

"But I am a hater, and I will not be polite. The machine is disgusting and we should break it. The people who build it are vapid shit-eating cannibals glorifying ignorance. I strongly feel that this is an insult to life itself." anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...

In no small coincidence, it's also World Toilet Day

As always, when they say cancel culture, they mean accountability.

Slowly but surely we’re gaining some clarity on the Blue Jays as we move toward 2026. My latest: On "Diamond" Don, Manager of the Year, Bieber, Sandlin, Iglesias, Díaz, Tucker, Straw, Imai, Ross, Naylor, Bo, Clase, Loperfido, Mense, Vlad, and a whole lot more!

I wrote a piece about game 7, kind of. Read “Swing & Miss Stuff“ by Justin G. White on Medium: medium.com/@jbanal/swin...

🧵International Men's Day is about trans men. It's about black and brown men. It's about NB people who go through life being seen as men for convenience. It's not only about the boy who gets bullied because he can't throw a football, but the athlete pressured out of a meaningful education.

I hope that young Albertans coming into voting age never forget that Danielle Smith targeted their schools, their friends, and the health & wellbeing of vulnerable teens just to score a 2% favorability swing among the most openly disgusting losers you've ever met

Thanks I REALLY hate it

renewing my interest in the Sox fucking off

Incredible timing on my part to ditch TurboTax last year

My wife works at a small independent pharmacy (in AB, not ON but same principle) and a number of times she has done a proper med review with a patient and when she goes to bill it sees that a shoppers has already billed for that med review. Except the patient is like no they just handed me the drugs

The comparison gets overused but holy shit is this not a scene from Idiocracy?

Open AI loses copyright case in Germany. Judge Elke Schwager summarized the case saying that if you want to build something and need components, "then you purchase them and do not use the property of others."