That's the one! (Almost) never in doubt!

Louis Varland gotta be one of the best Jays deadline deals of all-time

I think he's safe

*whispering less confidently i believe in jeff hoffman

EXACTLY like that. Excellent Tyler Rogers inning!

Comrade Lenyn!

Nice try Casey Lawrence. You think we wouldn't notice you just changed your last name to an obviously made up one?

Let's see if AI can tell us how many R's there are in airport first

This Is Just To Say I have turned off the AI features that were in the update and which you were probably hoping to monetize Fuck you they were stupid so unnecessary and so annoying

The Hoff was NOT hassled!

I believe in Jeff Hoffman. ✊

Just submitted an application for a job for the first time in almost 18 years. It feels so weird to be applying for an apprenticeship at 39 but here we are.

I can't wait for the Leaning Tower of Freedom

I'm checked out on the NHL and I'm still loosely an oilers fan by proximity but.... Is there a funnier playoff outcome possibility this year than an Eichel-less Sabres team beating the McDavid Oilers in the Stanley Cup final?

Umm…It’s called watching hockey, look it up.

Didn't get the out but holy shit Giménez!

Lourdes' glove is absolutely gorgeous😍 He's always had such pretty gloves.

Do NOT let them get hot

Folks, I'm ready to put Hoffman in

I feel slightly bad for this pitcher because he has some sick custom Vans cleats

Lukes halfway to a cycle in the first inning!

Who is this team!?

If he doesn't sell it for the exact same amount as he bought it, I think Ontarians should have the right to take the difference off of our taxes, idgaf if that's "not how money works" www.ctvnews.ca/toronto/arti...

Watching this inning with no sound on has been WILDLY confusing

Blue Jays right now

Did I miss something? Why has Heineman had 4 starts in a row?

Buffalo 3B Charles McAdoo hit a pair of HRs in Buffalo's twin bill yesterday, and with a 1.037 OPS on the young season, he's inching his way toward a big league job. www.milb.com/buffalo/vide...

STRAWKATA!

HBP K is a perfect summary of this season

Somebody get Nikki Huffman on the phone!

It's not quite the same thing but it's definitely giving this energy

THE SMALL MARKET NARRATIVE IS A LIE PUSHED BY OWNERS TO JUSTIFY LOW PAYROLL THESE MARKETS HAVE NEVER BEEN SMALL /capslocking in economist

With Danielle Smith pulling ahead in the most corrupt provincial government race, Doug Ford comes up with a big push to close the gap.

Everyone who says shit like this has a vested business interest in AI. It's no more complicated than that. deadline.com/2026/04/sand...

Me: [idly looking up info on popes] Wikipedia: This list is incomplete; you can help expand it. Me: wut? Wikipedia: [lifts eyebrows suggestively]

Hey babe, new Vlad and Bo just dropped.

This ball went further than all of the Brewers hits combined in the 8th inning that lead to the 2 runs. Baseball is so dumb sometimes

I love when Tyler Rogers comes in and induces a bunch of weak contact. Oh. Oh no not like that

*Guy who has only watched the 2014 Blue Jays and loved Juan Francisco's green arm sleeve "I'm getting Juan Francisco vibes from Lenyn Sosa's cleats!"

Specsavers as the sponsor of the ABS challenges is pretty good

There is some wonderful nominative determinism happening in the Buffalo-Rochester game right now

Dennis Leary warned us about this

If you are so paralyzed by an indecision that you need a chatbot to tell you what coffee drink to order, you probably need to check into a rehab. Also we’re gonna need a rehab for chatbot addiction. Where you have to like relearn colors and how to do laundry.

McGonigle is pulled off the bag trying to turn two. "You're off the base McGonigle"

The most generous read I gave this last night was that Contreras wasn't 100 percent sure he'd get the out at home but he was sure he would get Clement and get out of the inning. I still think it's crazy he didn't attempt a tag though

Total Dipshit Fans Think Pop-Up Fly Ball Going To Be Home Run

That's the coward tax!

That's the dictionary definition of pissrocket