I need a "Tarps off, police horses ready, lets fucking go" shirt

The dream season has its dream ending. My story on the 2025 #BlueJays, who (finally) own the AL East again: www.mlb.com/bluejays/new...

Me all summer: *breathing into a paper bag cursing the house of Jeff Hoffman* Me since finding out he suggested the white panel caps: MY GUY JEFF HOFFMAN!

Good Morning to your American League East Champions, the Toronto Blue Jays

If you’d have told me at the start of the season that they Blue Jays would have 94 wins and be the first seed in the AL I would have said “fuck yeah, let’s fucking gooooooo!”

The should make a Jays in 30 that's just highlights of the celebration

Buck throws out the first pitch for Game 1 of the World Series.

Scenes. #Bluejays

Current #BlueJays broadcaster Buck Martinez (center) celebrates after Toronto defeated the New York Yankees to win their first A.L. East title in 1985. Also in photo: Bill Caudill, Dennis Lamp, Fergie Olver, and Ron Musselman.

There's now a clear 1A and 1B in terms of all-time Blue Jays clinching interview quotes

Give me a new shiny white banner!

The entire team saw Kevin Gausman have an uncharacteristically difficult start and said "We got you," and that's why they're here and that's why they are so exciting. I'm so thrilled.

How it started How it’s going

"I said the sky's not fucking falling, and guess what? It fucking didn't." - John Schneider before getting the champagne celebration started

CRTC getting that Rogers money today 🤣

George Springer may not have a shirt on until Saturday morning. #BlueJays

In the words of my own Etsy witch earlier this week, “The Jays don’t need six out of six; they need four solid victories, and each win must spark energy that carries into the next.” 5 stars. Had my doubts I shouldn’t have got a witch on sale at 75% off but turns out I got a bargain.

Lmaooooo they have a fucking literal disco ball in the clubhouse???

Tarp’s off. Police horse ready. Here we fucking go. - George Springer

Springer dropping F bombs on live TV is LIFE!

Lmao Springer is in the bathroom or something isn't he 🤣

John Schneider yells "BRING IT" as Vlad et al hit him with a couple water cooler baths. Awesome scene at Rogers Centre with 42,083 sticking around to celebrate.

After 162 games, you are where you deserve to be. For the Blue Jays that’s 1st place in the AL East. Blue Jays win the division for the 7th time in franchise history, win 94 games for their highest total since 1993 and return to the ALDS for the first time since 2016.

THE BLUE JAYS MAGIC NUMBER TO CLINCH THE AMERICAN LEAGUE EAST IS:

Alejandro Kirk needs to re-enact this

Starting Tuesday, Yankees and Red Sox will play at Yankee Stadium for the right to travel to Toronto and play the Blue Jays in the ALDS next weekend. Blue Jays have never played Yankees or Red Sox in the playoffs before. That’ll change starting Saturday.

THE TORONTO BLUE JAYS WIN THE AMERICAN LEAGUE EAST AND ARE GOING TO THE DIVISION SERIES LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

One. More.

🎼 God, what have you done With a white panel cap And you play on the club Oh mama I’m just having fun On the field in my cap It’s where I belong wearing my WHITE… PANEL… CAP I’M GONNA KEEP ON PLAYING IN MY WHITE PANEL CAP 🎵

White Panel Caps do not disappoint.

White Panel Caps saved the season. Never take them off ever again.

me, looking down, so that I can see every other team in the American League

And finally: small ball is for FUCKING LOSERS

MY SOUL IS READY FOR ALL THE OVER PRICED AL EAST MERCH

Back in Spring Training, Day 65 or 70 of it, I was talking to John Schneider about nothing at all, then he stopped me and said: “I’ve quietly got a really good fucking feeling about this team. Seriously.” I didn't see it then. Here the #BlueJays are, about to win the AL East.

When you have the option to take your fate into your own hands or leave it up to the Orioles, always safest to hit a shitload of dingers

George Springer pushing the OPS to .959. 32 homers. 166 wRC+. At age 35-36. One of a handful of the most remarkable Blue Jays seasons in memory.

THATS HOW YOU LOCK UP THE DIVISION! JUST BEAT THE PISS OUT OF THE GODDAMN RAYS

THE PARTY BARGE IS GOING TO THE ALDS

I really like Louis Varland a lot

And thus was born the Immaculate Kirkception

I was a little worried at the start of the season that BlueSky wouldn't have the juice for baseball season. Safe to say, JaysSky is fully juiced.

MAKE THAT EMPORER

Listen, some of us have believed in Alejandro Kirk from the very first moment he appeared on my TV in spring training, 2020.

Slump breaker, confirmed

THE CAPTAIN KIRK GAME

Fluharty>>>>

Fluharty I love you

We're officially in "too stressed to sit like a regular human on the couch" szn