Jake Goldsbie
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Actor, novelist, barbecue sauce spokesman
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Marisa Kabas
15 minutes ago
mr. worldwide rape charges
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Spurs should buy Bellingham imo
about 2 hours ago
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DJ Ed Spence, one more time
about 2 hours ago
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Anyway, excited to hear more about how Spurs are ruining the market
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The 2026 Blue Jays
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Arrested Development: Tobias Funke's Fire Sale
ALT: Arrested Development: Tobias Funke's Fire Sale
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Pretty sick the Jays fell ass backwards into finding a legit 5th starter
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We All Need To Care Less About What Random Stupid People Think
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Finally giving us Kirk and BV at the same time. They really must know that the next seven games decide the season.
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1 day ago
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New Fuming Mouth is straight up fightin' music. Dudes love to get in the pit and just start swinging. (complementary)
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At least it's also expensive and hard to watch!
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2 days ago
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They'll be fine
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Avi Lewis
2 days ago
2/ Canada’s participation in this spectacle puts progressive Canadians at real risk. It’s outrageous, and the Prime Minister owes Canadians an explanation as to why he’s involving our country in this ugly episode.
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T. Ryan Gregory 🇨🇦
3 days ago
Reminder that Carney has cut funding for Natural Resources Canada, Environment and Climate Change Canada, Indigenous and Northern Affairs, and Indigenous Services. And he has rolled back climate protections, abandoned emissions targets, and is building more pipelines.
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This was absolutely insane. If there's a better action movie this year, it will be a very good year for action movies.
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3 days ago
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Niko Stratis
3 days ago
This is the exact kind of shit an investment banker in cowboy cosplay would post on the same day that the biggest city in the country has the worst air quality in the world
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Love when a movie starts with the hero using a training dummy because you know he's going to absolutely wreck everyone's shit for the next 90 minutes
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Micah
3 days ago
it was easy to say your decisions were wrong during the defeat, we all saw that coming my man
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Matt Browner Hamlin
8 days ago
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I see Harry Kane remembered it was a game that mattered
3 days ago
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It PAINS me to say this but no Saka today is wild
3 days ago
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Jared Wade
3 days ago
England up 1 deciding to sit back and do nothing with 9 in the box for a half hour against Argentina in the World Cup
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Really couldn't have gone any other way
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Tuchel is so bad
3 days ago
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I'm with you, Jagger
3 days ago
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Give him more space, idiots
3 days ago
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DJ ED SPENCE
3 days ago
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Love it when the worst player on the pitch scores
3 days ago
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Tim
3 days ago
[posted on X dot com the Hitler App owned by the world's richest Nazi]
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Is it from the smoke outside or is it just heartburn?
3 days ago
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Changing absolutely zero about their sound to play Tiny Desk is so goddamn funny
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ر ت ت ت
4 days ago
People are fleeing burning towns & the now normalized "wild fire season" while the provincial & federal governments destroy climate protection & sell out to tech & extraction industries to make the rich, richer while human & non human life is irrevocably destroyed. Death merchants, all of them.
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I know it sucks that half the country catches fire every summer and that the sky is currently orange, but at least we know that Prime Minister Not The Other Guy has our best interests at heart and is looking out for us
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Drew
4 days ago
It’s finally time to ask the important question: have you thanked a shareholder today?
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Emily
4 days ago
Loving the smell of all this global stability and national unity this morning!!!!!
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Innit
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Rodger Sherman
4 days ago
MLB is like the Democratic Party in that they’re deeply concerned about popularity and all their actions seem to be aimed at capturing some mythical person who has never become a baseball fan and will probably never become a baseball fan meanwhile baseball fans are yelling PLEASE JUST PLAY BASEBALL
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Lorna Shore, Sleep Token, or any of those mall metal bands Streetlight Manifesto The Armed Death Grips
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4 days ago
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4 days ago
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Porro only six away from the Golden Boot
4 days ago
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You simply cannot stop Pedro Porro.
4 days ago
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brian
4 days ago
bradley barcola
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Rose Schmits
5 days ago
Like sorry but Let JKR take Amnesty International to court. Make it a thing, thats the fight, was words all they ever intended to give? If your whole thing is exposing human rights abuses, no greater platform than actually being taken to court. Let these fascist freaks actually be scrutinised
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Maureen Johnson
5 days ago
JKR and her new org apparently helped get the new Amnesty International report on how TERF organizations destroy lives taken down from their site. Well, guess what? The Streisand Effect is real. Here's the entire report in a thread. Read it. Share it.
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Tawni Marshall
5 days ago
That money you spend on Harry Potter garbage goes to suing Amnesty International on behalf of ex-spouses of trans people who call themselves "trans widows."
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assbutt
6 days ago
me reading the news yesterday morning vs me reading the news this morning
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Velodus✨
6 days ago
Meanwhile
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Appropriate game for the Jays first half to end on
6 days ago
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Didn't fix his heart and he died
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6 days ago
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Don't think that's how balks work
6 days ago
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Nathan Lukes feeling extra motivated today because there's so much camo on the field
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