Jake Goldsbie
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Actor, novelist, barbecue sauce spokesman
She must have heard Rob Schneider was on the market
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I know Epstein stuff isn't necessarily the most pressing thing at this exact moment but also jesus fucking christ
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Robby Kalland
about 2 hours ago
Yahoo with the frontrunner for Most Insane Social Graphic of 2026
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The Onion
about 16 hours ago
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
https://theonion.com/democrats-sick-of-being-blamed-for-cowardice-on-issues-1847675639/
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rich traditions
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there are people going out in the freezing cold and literally putting their lives on the line in defense of their communities and the multicultural secular society they believe in. not interested in what some online wannabe dnc consultant type wants to tell me what is and isn't possible now
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Matt
about 19 hours ago
Reminder that the Mayor pulled funding from the Ottawa Pride parade and was a major factor in why the parade got stopped this year.
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Inside you there are two wolves
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Isi Baehr-Breen
about 22 hours ago
The coolest Congresswoman there’s ever been.
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For me, it's Dicky Barrett/Bosstones, The Aquabats, and also of course Brand New.
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Defector
1 day ago
Dan McQuade, 1983–2026:
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Dan McQuade, 1983–2026 | Defector
Dan McQuade, our friend and colleague, died this week at the age of 43. He is survived by his wife and young son. At the end of 2024, Dan was diagnosed with neuroendocrine cancer. The news of his…
https://defector.com/dan-mcquade-1983-2026
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Mara Wilson
2 days ago
Imagine having Bruce Springsteen AND Billy Bragg release songs about how much you fucking suck and how much the people fighting you rule you within the same 48 hours
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Possibly the worst Spurs team I've ever seen, clear into the round of 16 in Champions League. Sure, why not?
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Niko Stratis
2 days ago
I saw a critique of Springsteen's new song, it being too earnest and cringe, and if I could just take a second to introduce you to the entire Bruce Springsteen catalogue we could settle this in a heartbeat.
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Excited for another round of dummies shrieking, "what do you mean Springsteen is WOKE??"
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Billy Bragg
4 days ago
I wrote this yesterday about the hero city of Minneapolis
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BILLY BRAGG - CITY OF HEROES
YouTube video by Billy Bragg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKOW2ZikGW8
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Add in like 4 first rounders and let's go to the Danforth, baby
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Holy shit let's goooooooo
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Curb Your Malthusiasm
2 days ago
Historical fact and everlasting truth. From the Paris Commune to modern day America. The point of course is that fascists don’t pose a threat to the imperial and capitalist project to which Democrats are bound
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The Beaverton
3 days ago
Man who wouldn’t wear mask to protect people fine wearing mask to shoot them
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Man who wouldn't wear mask to protect people fine wearing mask to shoot them
MINNEAPOLIS, MN – A man who refused to wear a mask to protect other people in 2020 has declared he has no problem wearing one while shooting them.
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/01/man-who-wouldnt-wear-mask-to-protect-people-fine-wearing-mask-to-shoot-them/
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Good thing that guy didn't have a whistle
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The Dem reforms also don't work now that the ICE shit genie is fully out of the bottle. Pass some reforms, pat yourselves on the back, and not only have you given them carte blanche to continue their terror, but your supposed electorate now has no faith in you at all as the violence continues
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jenny tightpants
3 days ago
listen here you stupid leftoid, if you just voted blue in 2024, ICE would be ruining the lives of immigrant families quietly and efficiently in a way where we wouldn't have to hear about it on the news
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The thing is Democrats also want immigrants to be violently deported, they just don't want to have to see it or think about it or have it affect the constituents they care about. Another word for this is being a fucking coward.
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Definitely acquiesce to this guy and keep funding his secret police, for sure. Reforming as we speak.
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Black Guy Does Sociology
3 days ago
The Senate bill is rooted in the idea that we just need to get BP/ICE "back to" only terrorizing people we deem worthy of being terrorized, and not White people. The exact problematic understanding people have been trying to warn against... While a lot of White people insisted that concern was silly
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Groups currently braver and bolder than the Dems - the Catholic Church - a literal five year old
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Prisonculture
3 days ago
There's apparently body cam footage of Alex's murder. Do people know this? This lets you know that a demand for body cams is USELESS and in fact just a way to give more money to the killers.
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Craig Jenkins
3 days ago
body cam promises predictable as cicada cycles smh what's next a chokehold ban and sensitivity training yeah that'll fuckin do it this time
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Schumer so excited to be given a reason to fuck everything up now
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Nicole Bedera
4 days ago
The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.” That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
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Joshua Erlich
4 days ago
new Hold Steady lyrics dropped
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Critical Nostalgia
4 days ago
The ultimate punishment. Made an un-poster.
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lunch enjoyer
4 days ago
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Excited for him to be stunt cast in the next Safdie movie
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Andrew Lawrence
4 days ago
im sorry but we just spent the last decade being told the biggest issues were pronouns in emails and a trans kid playing jv lacrosse if you said these things and got paid for it then you need to go away. literally if “woke mind virus” is something youve ever said unironically you need to go away
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CEO of the Canadian company supplying ICE with vehicles served in the IDF. There's always a tweet, etc.
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Woke 2 has begun and there's nothing you can do to stop it
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Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law)
4 days ago
Roshel’s vehicles being used by DHS is shameful and should be protested. I also encourage the same protest against Thompson Reuters, headed by the richest man in Canada, which has long provided ICE with surveillance tools and data brokerage to assist in their fascist roundups
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You never have to hand it to him, ever, but also getting rid of these two freak monsters would be nice
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If you, like me, think it's absolutely insane and unacceptable that a Canadian company is supplying the Gestapo with vehicles, find your MP here and send them an email and ask them what they plan to do about it.
www.ourcommons.ca/members/en
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ICE ordering fleet of 20 armoured vehicles from Canadian firm | CBC News
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement earmarked millions of dollars for a bulk order for 20 armoured vehicles from Canadian defence manufacturer Roshel that are built to resist bullets and bomb bla...
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/ice-ordering-vehicles-brampton-roshel-9.7001107
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Joshua Erlich
4 days ago
this is a fake problem. no one is saying this to regular, offline people who are coming around. they’re saying it to people who are engaged in professional political analysis who committed professional malpractice by scolding people who saw what was coming. no, those people shouldn’t get a break.
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It is crazy to me that at a time where people from all walks are bravely standing up to a masked gestapo and literally getting killed for it, mainstream pundits are still talking about their feelings being hurt from randoms being mean to them on the internet.
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the Mountain Goats
4 days ago
We are going to win.
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Scottie Barnes has officially graduated to Scott Barnes
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Brendel
5 days ago
This is the single funniest excuse he could have come up with for not wanting to be booed in public
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southpaw
5 days ago
Now that blood is on the street, we still won’t admit you’ve been right all decade long while we scolded and marginalized you. Instead, we’ll declare it’s just now become right to say such things.
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Super Bowl champion Sam Darnold has a nice ring to it
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Gotta be nice for Patriots fans to get a win after watching the whole world turn against ICE this weekend
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