We’re far enough into Mike Trout’s decline that those of us who lived through his peak have to incredulously post about it again. Too many younger people will have missed it because Trout spent his charisma-free life hitting piss missiles into the relevancy void of Outer Mongolaheim.

Times are changing (for the worse)

It’s this one

I move that the Rockies replace hapless manager Warren Schaeffer with Walter Schreifels.

Kevin Gausman is the best.

Hooting and hollering Nate Newton’s name music.apple.com/ca/album/hum...

I can’t stop watching the Dodgers.

I know he’s a good and valuable player but I will never forgive Dalton Varsho for his World Series performance. I’ll never look at him the same.

Nolan Arenado looks gold tier, subscriber-only cooked.

Three taps to get to the boxscore is a high level irritant

Poor Denzel Clark is in hell.

The Dodgers are pretty good.

This is J.P. Arencibia’s team

The Blue Jays pitching staff is, on balance, gross 😷

It was a good send (🤖)

Gender affirming care for me not thee www.thedrive.com/news/26907/y...

Excited to be unbearable about Kaz Okamoto for the rest of the season

I am “I really just hope Jeff Hoffman is okay” years old.

Every Game 7 highlight they’ve shown during the Dodgers game is what I would describe as “extremely triggering”

Forgot that Chris Bassitt signed with the Orioles. I think that’s a good pick up for them, Adley Rutschmen will definitely benefit from seeing more guys his age in the clubhouse.

My most old head baseball opinion is Opening Day must have a full slate of games that BEGINS with the Reds at home.

most MLB partnerships are evil things, but Mountain Dew Baja Blast is as pure as light from the heavens, so I don't know how to handle this one

Something I've been thinking about is how safe streets advocates are treated as hysterical and dramatic for pointing out that drivers should stop killing us, yet the people fomenting a moral panic about e-bikes are treated as reasonable and their concerns are taken seriously.

Project Hail Mary: good clean fun.

Useless Liverpool frauds

I’m very excited to watch the latest edition Andy Weir’s Intergalactic Space Vlogger competence core. Sincerely. The Martin whips and this will too.

Being a Kobe stan is like being a Real Madrid supporter: instantly disqualifying and evidence that you’re a fed

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

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If you’re An Old and going to this, do yourself a favour and balance nostalgia acts with younger bands. Make it your business to see Pain of Truth. Watch Thrice to so see a band grow, making interesting music that remains aggressive and energetic even in their [redacted] year as a group.

@jackelderton.bsky.social @calgoodall.bsky.social boys the best time to stop posting on X was two years ago. The next best time is right now.

Might have to delete my account before first pitch of Dominican Republic’s WBC game today just to save Bluesky the trouble.

The Tyee is proud to have published this important investigation by @rachelgilmore.bsky.social. We condemn this egregious harassment of a journalist for doing her job, and have offered support as she deals with this disturbing situation.

Excited to see how Pirates manage to screw up this young core.

Folks, it just might have happened again.

We live in a golden age of jock sniffing pick me nerds. This is widely applicable so the actual target of my ire is probably well hidden.

West Ham United? Massive.

Thinking about Vine and its pinnacle as a medium: “look at the buns on that guy”

“He’s from Argentina that’s why he dives” Me to my kid and also Franklin Foer

All week long I’ve thought “I think we can steal a result at Anfield” and then 30 seconds into YNWA I realize we’re so fucked.

Indistinguishable from something that would come out of Pollievre’s shop

Tyler Adams is the most American player (derogatory)

Nick Castellanos is a “No Fat Chicks” T-shirt in human form

The intention of the anti trans project, from “just asking questions” to “fairness in sports” was always this: to make it illegal and impossible to be trans in society. To create pretexts for our arrest and removal, if we don’t put ourselves under house arrest. To punish us for being different.

That Defector piece is very good. That the ownership class resents having to go through us to access our money or our labour is very bad. Giving what little money you have to a celebrity wallet inspector’s gofundme feels like an own goal but parasocial relationships aren’t new.

This, from @mckinneykelsey.bsky.social is a skeleton key for understanding why James Van Der Beek's family needed a GoFundMe defector.com/the-money-is...

Canada should’ve leaned on the Bart Harley Jarvis line a little more.

The Hughes brothers deserve a lot of credit overcoming incredible odds (having Auston Matthews as a teammate) to bring home gold medals.

Macklin Celbrini has an elite “skeletal visage after too many shifts” hockey face for such a young man. Serving 😬 like a ten year vet.

Canada needs to focus on development and then keep from allowing CIBC, Tim Hortons or Rogers pick the team.