Sell Bowen, Summerville, Fernandes, Mav, Diouf, AWB and Nips. Try to keep Taty and Big Tom, Todibo too. Play Scarles, Magassa and Kante every match. Loot Ligue 1 with every spare penny you can find.

Bolton away ole ole 😭

@taoofstieb.bsky.social @spookylish.bsky.social see you on the other side ⚒️

What a miserable at bat by Goldhschmidt there. He started after that pitch in the other batters box and then chased badly. Cooked.

Ernie Clement with an all-time transfer there. Unreal.

In miles or kilometres most [Yankees] cannot precede us

So legit. Happy for my Villa pals and also Ozzy Osbourne.

I cannot help but hold Pep in high regard, especially after what feels like a turn towards the personable this year, yucking it up on the field after games and in press conferences.

Musk v Altman JUDGE: The jury has sent a question and the answer is no, the death penalty is not "available for both sides" please return to the jury room and limit your consideration to civil damages.

I feel legitimately bad for Jeff Hoffman. He is snakebitten in the worst way.

This song makes me want to do a cartwheel off a high rise (complimentary) music.apple.com/ca/album/par...

Going to become a “who’s here in 2026?” guy on YouTube.

Syndergaard is such a perfect avatar for the MAHA movement – a guy who probably cost himself several hundred million dollars via his persistent belief in quack medicine, most famously the time he refused an MRI while playing with a partially torn muscle then pitched again and fully tore it

It doesn’t make them more deserving of the title but, as a neutral, City certainly is a lot more telegenic than Arsenal.

I'm not sure how much the rest of America knows or understands about the MOVE bombing in Philly, but it was probably the single worst instance of police brutality in American history. I think of it every 5/13 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1985_MO...

This graph shows two things, 1) obviously that the cameras reduced speeding, but 2) that the improvement kept getting better over time. Speeders tend to get one or two tickets and then learn and change their behaviour. This isn't a cash grab, it's an extremely useful intervention.

You can’t spell “wear it” without “Ewic Lauer(t)” Wait no “wear it” rhymes with “Eric” that’s better

Fouling the keeper is against the rules now? Guess 70% of Arsenal’s goals are coming back

Shoutout to the people doing the Sporting Life 10k in Arsenal shirts. 24,000 people running and you all managed to finish second.

Happy Mother’s Day to everyone but especially to the moms and partners of the men walking out of the grocery store carrying the saddest fucking plants you’ve ever seen.

Put Dougie under the prison

My grandmother worked at this Simpsons for like 30 years 😭

PSG’s petrol teens play a self-evidently beautiful brand of football but no team is more “on the beach” waiting for Champions League than them.

Jays should keep rolling Lauer out to get his shit rocked until he shuts the fuck up.

Jane Jacobs, author of the influential 1961 book The Death and Life of Great American Cities. Her criticism of so-called "urban renewal" projects helped cancel the Lower Manhattan Expressway, which would have levelled many NYC neighborhoods. #BicycleBirthday May 4 (1916-2006)

Just realized Lazio has polymarket as their shirt sponsor. Too perfect.

The electric guitar.

Going to need Villa to get their shit together

Heavy metal is good

Nothing makes you walk a little taller into the second most depressing place on Earth (a poker room) than having to walk through the most depressing place (the OTB area) to get there.

“Okamoto” translates directly to “actually SLG is much more important than OBP”

This is great but what about the boss’s sons? We need to account for the boss’s sons and their important role ruining everything. www.scottsantens.com/the-angine-d...

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That’s a dumb pitch call 2-2. He missed those two sliders by two feet each!

In that he looks like he was grown in a lab to hit home runs yet prefers to squeak grounders through the hole, Eloy Jimenez was born to be a Blue Jay.

Scott Boras prowling a subterranean field-side bunker during Jays/Angels is a little on the nose.

The Rockies spent the whole game trolling Dalton Rushing he might have to retire

Insanely niche audience for this one but everything people say about Geese is almost 100% true of Drain.

Nico O’Reilly is a beast.

Nolan Arenado is so comprehensively cooked that his numbers this season are almost as bad as Bo Bichette’s

Agent Garnacho really giving it his all today

Chelsea v United is an interesting match to watch because every time they switch to a tight shot of a player you get to say “ugh fuck THAT guy” to yourself.

75% of pitchers the moment they attempt to field a batted ball.

The Yankees should convince Mike Trout to request a trade there. I am not a crackpot

RIP JERRY REMY TOO BEAUTIFUL FOR THIS WORLD

Granit Xhaka you are a golden god

“Second again ole ole” Bournemouth fans living above their station

Absolutely massive ⚒️