taco bell only gives you diarrhea if it can sense you are not pure of heart

Interested to see which version of Spain shows up in the second half. The “1000 passes, no attempts on goal” version? Or the “our wingers can and will eat you alive if you let them go 1v1 against your lonely full backs” edition.

Get as mad at the Dodgers as you want, there is no economic system in sports where the government is going to assign you a Shohei Ohtani

The children are the future (texts from my 15 yo)

Pretty sure I would kill anyone if Granit Xhaka asked me to.

Would love to see Argentina eliminated so we can stop doing the “masterful gambit, sir. Another stroke of genius.” routine after they stumble through the easiest possible route while getting every call.

Kevin Kilbane and Steven Caldwell choking back their well-earned colonized scorn

You bring Morgan Rogers on all you can ask is he does Morgan Rogers shit

Boy do I suddenly wish they brought Adam Wharton.

Jude Bellingham is the most like Messi we’ll see in a mortal man. Just sort of finding space and then exploding into decisive action. What a player.

If you call the World Cup “fifa” you’re police.

Marc Cucurella among the most irritating people in the world. Too perfect that he’s joining Real Madrid.

Dean Huijsen would never get cooked like that

Rodri looks like such a cop with his jersey tucked in.

anton chigurh: heads or tails. you must chose. me: is that a Prince Valiant cut? anton: yeah it used to have more volume me: you want to use something light on it, no silicone-heavy washes and of course... both of us (laughing): blow dry from the roots! me: alright heads anton: it's tails

Aimlessly wandering the aisles like some kind of popcorn infused purgatory, begging for something even marginally interesting to present itself. With your high school significant other in tow? Those were hard yards that revealed true character.

Thinking about how Great Canadian Freddie Freeman could easily (“easily”) end up with 3000 career hits, 400 career home runs, 600 career walks and 100 career steals. His name would be the fourth on that very short list. Plus he seems like the chillest dude on earth. Decent career.

We got suburban NIMBY mayoral candidates doing Mamdani cosplay chat we’re so cooked

Lotta people excited about the Lenny Harris reference

Go Egypt (obviously)

Big fucking Rom

has there ever been a man so effective at demolishing the vibe. historic scarer of the hoes

Ball don’t lie. (It’s immune to bribes)

I think France remains the team to beat. I think Spain misses Nico Williams.

What a player that Bruno Fernandes is. Too bad about the Manchester United of it all.

Portugal running Cristiano off brush screens, looking to get him open for the corner 3.

Imagine the lengths they’d go to if Balogun was any good?!?

You can try and justify Trump pressuring FIFA to go outside of its appeals process to satisfy him as much as you want, but it’s just brazen corruption by him and FIFA. The US isn’t the first country to get a red card that it saw as unjustified. Pretending that corruption is justice now is loser shit

That game, for me, vindicated every squad decision Tuchel made. He picked a team to press, to keep the ball and defend late leads. To win tournament games. Incredible performances at nearly every position, full role acceptance. England might not win but they’re as well positioned as they could be.

He inspires slavish devotion for the rest of my life.

What a fucking shift Anthony Gordon goddamn

When a game earns a standalone Wikipedia page in real time >>>>>

it’s always funny to see European teams drawn into CONCACAF nightmares

I don’t know if it’s possible to play for both England and Manchester City and be underrated but John Stones comes close

Request “I’m On A Boat” at the next wedding/event you attend. People go crazy and not because it’s haha funny

futurism.com/future-socie... lol

Watching Paraguay

Paraguay sinking to new lows of haram.

I’m new to the game, is France allowed to have 15 players on the pitch?

Jesse Marsch cutting promos every time you put a mic in his face.

Lack of quality on the final third is across the board but it starts with Jonathan David.

Niko Sigur should be a bolted on starter in the midfield when Eustaquio is done.

I wish Alphonso Davies was still alive.

Oliver is going to cost us this game.

I would like to formally apologize to Richie Layrea for the things I say about him over the next two hours. He’s given so much to the program but I’m not myself at the moment.

Worse teams than Canada beat better teams than Morocco every fucking day. I’ll see you in hell, Nayef Aguerd.

it's crazy when you see a photo for the first time and recognize it's gonna be used as a shorthand for the era you're living in right now by historians in 100 years