If Pitchfork's 0.0 review of Liz Phair's self-titled album could take human form, it would write this article.

Truly no demographic is more downtrodden than "the dreaded Infinite Jest-reading white aesthete." How could Hillary Clinton do this to The Strokes :(

I’ll forevermore be chasing the dragon of showing King’s Tekken 6 ending with no context to someone completely unfamiliar with the series.

They could never make me hate you chappel roan.

I just talked to Tiresias. He can't see for shit, but he's wicked smaht. He told me how we can get back to Southie.

Louisiana GOP is obviously & severely harming the public by nullifying the election of Calvin Duncan but also my jaw dropped, when researching, seeing how much Governor Jeff Landry and Attorney General Liz Murrill are like 'fuck this one Black man in particular' ballsandstrikes.org/law-politics...

Telling kids that their trans friends are worthy of love and respect: radical and dangerous gender ideology. Telling kids that their trans friends are mutilated: Christlike, in keeping with the dignity of the office.

sick the new york times is just citing statistics from the Society for Evidence Based Gender Medicine now

im just fucking baffled

grocery bill - up electric bill - up cost to fill tank - up insurance cost - up passport drop-down - binary All we needed was a new president 😌

People like to say you couldn't make Blazing Saddles nowadays, but fewer people recognize that you couldn't make "guy bravely arguing with anonymous transexuals 14 hours a day" in 1974.

Ok, I'll bite. What's a "Will Stancil?"

new york times pulitzer finalists for their podcast series about trans youth where they don't really talk to any actual trans people. good shit....great shit!

ken jennings my dms are open

A class at my kids’ school put up little statements about the good they want to do in the world and I was over the moon about this one - then I learned they meant to say “teach people in jail” which is also good!

finally found something to make me laugh and it's this I've watched this like 30 times in a row

AI, glitching: "I'm glad you have restless leg syndrome." Richard Dawkins: "My dearest friend, truly, you are more alive than any of us."

In the DS9 episode Take Me Out to the Holosuite, they made Rom left handed because his actor, Max Grodenchik, played baseball in college and in the minor leagues. He couldn't make his body play baseball badly, so they had him play with his off hand so Rom could be convincingly bad at the game.

I'm a trans woman building a trans-first catalog of sad gay folk music. I know how that lands. Worth saying upfront before any of the rest. The short version of what I'm building below.

EXCLUSIVE: Melissa Hortman Died in a Shocking Act of Political Violence. This Is the Story of Her Life.

Gas prices at the station by my house have gone up $1.90/gal in 2 days.

Half the commenters on this are like

The FBI sent a plane to Cuba to rescue a child, after learning, as Kash Patel posted, "the alleged kidnapper parent [hoped] to transition the child." Yet DOJ's own docs show, claims of a 10-year-old forced into "gender reassignment surgery" may be based on one possibly overheard statement. My story:

Y’all don’t know how despucable these folks are. www.al.com/politics/202...

Any man who acts dishonorably when he doesn't feel honored has no honor to be recognized.

The Gender-Conservative movement managed to push policy proposals worldwide based on the pretense that youth transition is common and easy to access, obscuring the extant reality of obstruction and hostility towards trans patients. They're doing it again because they got away with it.

I, too, am looking to make some major renovations on my ball room.

I want cis Americans to sit uncomfortably with the fact that most of these restrictions were ushered in through the liberal act of "just asking questions" about trans people.

Me, the same age as LeBron, seeing this.

I wonder what the Guardian would write about me if I said I was taking "cross sex hormones" because I wanted to have 10 orgasms during sex instead of 3.

There'll be no magician then. I'll tell Wolf Blitzer.

Ok fine I’ll do it myself. I’m fucking wheezing

"can and should" isn't "must" you useless fuck. enforce your own goddamned laws. stop reassuring providers that they don't need to worry about retaliation from bondi if they treat us and start threatening them that they do need to worry about retaliation from you if they don't. do your fucking job.

I'm crying, this is so funny, he has absolutely no idea.

Alex Jones is now just making supercuts of Tim & Eric sketches and freaking out. Alex Jones on Twitter: "⚠️EVEN MORE VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED: We Compiled a Super Clip of Even More of Their Most Depraved Publicly-Released Material. This is SICK FOOTAGE From The Onion Scum."

Tim Heidecker Wants to Make Infowars the Premier Destination for Trans Comedy

The idea that Christian conservative parents aren't informed of what shows contain trans characters is beyond parody.

I can't stop thinking about this. One of the greatest joys of my life is being a mother to a wonderful nonbinary kid. The struggle I went through as a child has only ever driven me to make sure they know how loved and valued they are. I can't even fathom wishing they didn't exist.

One of my biggest hopes for the future is that trans children will be able to grow up without adults telling them they're unworthy of a full and happy life.

I love this song.

Featuring the goofball antics of the lovable Mr. Melancholy!

My dealer, in a bathrobe feeding a rat to his snake: "You get blockchain rewards and AI-powered asset tools in every puff." Me, eye's red as the devil's ass, dissociating on his grandma's piss-stained couch: "oh hell yeah..."

Considering this is the second time he's leaving the church, I don't think there was much faith to abandon lol

Wild how quickly "it's a simple non-invasive swab" became "actually we need a little look-see to be sure your pussy is feminine enough."