All the worst people you know are fucking.

Trying to imagine what grisly crime Olivia Nuzzi’s publishers think we committed to deserve a sentence this long.

I know that the job market is rough this year for Econ PhDs. @utoronto.ca has expanded its postdoc funding. If you are on the market and work on school finance or early childhood education and are interested in a PostDoc, let me know! #econsky #educsky postdoc.sgs.utoronto.ca/current-post...

When you ask a pedophile to explain the Butterfly Effect.

GOPedophiles.

You laugh but reestablishing American hegemony relies on the threat that they think nothing of charging you $225 for a mani pedi.

C R Y I N G this is so perfect lmao x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQ7cPSf...

You laugh but reestablishing American hegemony relies on the threat that they think nothing of charging you $225 for a mani pedi.

You are not alone.

Don't usually share this sort of local stuff, but this is a worthwhile one. Someone set fire to the trees around Forth Hedgehog Hospital in Rosyth, all but destroying the shed used to house rescued hedgehogs. You can donate to the fund for repairs here:

Toronto snowstorm

Tartaria/Mudflood might be my favourite modern conspiracy theory simply for having the wackiest adherents.

Strongly support. A 2:33 minute cover of The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald where it’s kinda sad because none of the fellas get dinner.

if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam

I am no longer employed so I'm not blogging Zohran tonight but I can just repeat exactly what I said in June :-) he won on the back of a pro-migrant, pro-trans, pro-working class campaign. and also: Dem pundits are full of shit

I saw some commentary that this was the largest non-Covid-era deficit in federal history and it's probably worth dealing with that now. I presume it's based on dollar value at the time the deficit was incurred, but that doesn't account for inflation or the changing size of the economy.

Just now in front of McMurdo Station. Very rare to see Emperor's come right up to the front of McMurdo Station, especially so early in the summer. #scicomm 🧪

UPDATE: No.

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

Virginia has elected Ghazala Hashmi as the state’s next lieutenant governor, making her the first Muslim woman ever elected to statewide office in the United States. 19thnews.org/2025/11/virg...

There’d be a 21 gun salute, if only they could find 21 people who’d call Dick Cheney a friend.

The Heavenly Office of Legal Counsel would like to remind the public that the official term for what Dick Cheney is currently experiencing is “enhanced repentance.”

Delighted to announce we are advertising our first academic post in the Centre for Advanced Social Science Methods (CASSM). The position is Associate Professor in Politics, Technology and Computational Social Science and is joint with Politics, the Oxford Internet Institute, and Reuben College 1/n

dissatisfied by the New York Times coverage of Zohran Mamdani? great news! I talked to the guy Thursday about his campaign’s success at bringing community together beyond this election, and contextualized how it’s potentially shifted youth engagement with politics by simply listening @teenvogue.com

But I imagine this is a huge relief to our fishing boats.

It's gutting. But in the cold light of morning, what matters is that it was the best Toronto sports story in years. Probably a better story, even, than the Raptors winning in 2019. And we got to experience it fully. But man, two outs away.

But I imagine this is a huge relief to our fishing boats.

If you’re a Jays fan here your heart bursts or it breaks, not much in-between, here it comes

An Air Canada flight right now

FUCK YA, BLUE JAYS!!!

A hockey fight is gonna break out at a baseball game in Canada

First trick-or-treater arrived at 4:40.

“Why aren’t we as shitty as the Americans?” is one hell of a question to be asking right now.

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translating this in indie terms: each baseball team has 10 johnny marrs and 16 morrisseys but you root for the smiths as a whole

How long before he’s appointed to the Supreme Court?

In historic reversal dads across Toronto asking their kids if the can start trick-or-treating now, “You don’t need breakfast first, c’mon, you’ll get Smarties.”

Andrew to lose 'prince' title

Someone is trifling with the law.

This is all because Tapper got made fun of on a podcast; the Villain Origin Story for many clean-fingernailed tv personalities

I for one want to know what Dan Brown thinks about this.

When “Can we have a trade deal?” pivots on “Do you have a kids menu?”

My mom is in nursing care right now and is rooting for the Blue Jays, who she calls "The Toruses" because she can't remember their name but the tv score bug says "TOR" so she's made an educated guess as to their team name.

A thing I like about this site is that it’s Google Translate, but for sports.

The Blue Jay Bryan Nəqsalqn Smith ~ Syilx 2022

My kiddos at school is walking out #redfored