This rules

Extremely tangential but what’s up with Somalia?

I have the Jays on TV, Spurs/Everton on my laptop, and West Ham/Leeds on my phone and I’m pretty sure that’s one screen too many

Commentator to his co-coms partner: “If you were a Spurs fan, what would give you confidence today that Spurs will stay up?” Buddy if you even are capable of confidence in anything about today you almost by definition are not a Spurs fan.

As a lifelong supporter of Leeds United Football Club,

“Skip I want to ADDRESS this issue…”

Daoist Seal https://collections.artsmia.org/art/82769/

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

Frank Mandalorian (born Francisco Mandaloriano in Pisa) was the first agent of the British crown to establish trade relations with dozens of small island nations in the South Pacific. The maps he made include an enigmatic island named Kro Koo (or Grogu) which has never been definitively identified.

if you cowardly try to sacrifice your friend, NPS will simply send a second bear

The Unholy Neapolitan Ice Cream Dispenser - Produces a constant stream of chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry ice cream to be packaged Extrudes approximately: • 1165 calories per second • 70,000 calories per minute • 4,200,000 calories per hour Perfect for laying directly under with an open mouth

You come to me, on the day of my son's wedding, which I am not attending

Farewell to Rob Base, whose "It Takes Two" sounds like the greatest single ever whenever it's playing.

jesus fucking christ lmao

I recognize that this is entirely ~~vibes based~~ but last season Barger started looking like someone who would be in the Jays outfield for a long time, and while it’s certainly early, I think I might be getting the same feeling from Piñango.

This is peak Ogugua

Furthermore

Balk Rules 1. ⁠You can't just be up there and just doin' a balk like that. 1a. A balk is when you 1b. Okay well listen. A balk is when you balk the 1c. Let me start over 1c-a. The pitcher is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, batter, that prohibits the batter from doing, you know

Am I correct in reading this as the Court saying “we would have given this to you if you’d just asked, you big dummies”? cc. @mspratt.bsky.social

There are days when I miss being an editor. I loved writing headlines. Whoever did this, I hope they took the rest of the day off.

There was, is, and will be only one (1) cool cop car.

I just changed my default search engine to DuckDuckGo (for reasons largely unrelated to the AI stuff, but it’s a nice bonus) and I don’t think I’m ever looking back.

Shouts out to noted enthusiast @tedleo.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtKC...

send all of them you cowards

This was a bit longer than I expected, but all the better for it, and well worth your time. It’s interesting to think about the distinctions and connections between the marketing of athletic performance enhancers and online medical lifestyle improvement retailers.

The thing is, that’s basically true as a descriptive matter—it is how they feel—but it’s hard to explain that the feeling isn’t based on facts or competing economic interests as much as a very silly brand of identity politics, without seeming very silly yourself.

This is what happens when all the bits get stuck in the Strait of Hormuz

1. How on earth are the White Sox so far down on the MLB list? 2. As always, lol @ the Leafs.

There’s a nonzero chance that sometime in the next few seasons the Thunder or Spurs could pull off a Summer League/NBA Cup/Finals treble and the very idea makes me a little sick to my stomach

The prophets being introduced to baseball and immediately collapsing the wormhole to quarantine the Alpha Quadrant.

Hey quick questions: do people who aren’t from LA and NYC fly through LAX and JFK? Would delaying and cancelling flights at decadent effete blue-city airports also cause chaos at the airports they connect with in Real American cities?

“Maya Rudolph, the former singer and keyboardist in The Rentals?”

Counterpoint: www.youtube.com/watch?v=geY-...

Going out singing back-up for a Beatle on the very same stage on which he performed 62 years ago? A pretty fucking good final act.

Listen I actually like Hello Goodbye a whole bunch and that was a really fun reading of it, but if you have McCartney and Costello on the same stage it’s borderline criminal not to get them to do Veronica.

Esto es absurdo. Nachos de Crab Rangoon, cosas por el estilo

Paul McCartney: when you can’t get Ringo

I don’t watch non-sports live TV much any more but I’m checking out Colbert’s living wake, so I have a question: is it usual for them to run commercials with a feed of the show—or at least the theatre—running silently in a small window in the bottom left corner?

TBH a lot of you treat this as the challenge ingredient every damn day on here.

Anyway Danielle Smith should ask David Cameron how he likes the pizza at O’Hare

David Frum is perhaps second only to Elon Musk on the list of low-key dual (or triple) citizens that Canadians absolutely do not claim.

America’s first baseman [derogatory]

When Jazz said he was gonna have a 50-50 season he meant it’d be 50-50 if he makes the playoff roster

In fairness to Judge, you can’t get doubled off when you strike out.