Listen England were already cursed, you can’t put a hex on a hex.

Novak is truly one of the weirdest late career stories in sports. He's still good enough to beat *almost* anyone but he can't touch the two best players in the world and the margins are getting wider. Does he go on hoping he'll run into a Slam where they're both hurt or fluke out early?

Please god, great strikers, stop stutter stepping your pens.

Such experience. Pedigree of a champion.

Howling.

Oh no! I was just tricked by 54-year-old Ali G. 😔

Alright who on the Egyptian bench hit the OFF switch

One more VAR please

Toronto west end will not be airing the remainder of the World Cup.

Pretty wild to have seen how Leao and Ramos played against Croatia and say "as little time as possible for those guys, I think."

Roberto Martinez malpractice pays off big.

Did not enjoy the football match (complimentary).

normally cameramen at the world cup are looking for babes, except when england is playing. now their job is looking for true brexit geezers

I’m being transported back to the 1996 World Cup of Hockey final.

When I want people to come over to watch the game I tell them I’m having an “awesome viewing party.” Works every time.

I would consider, tactically, closing down Erling Haaland.

It’s hard to believe Danilo is Brazil’s best option in the year of our lord twenty twenty six.

Stutter stepping should be made illegal for penalties but only to save the players from themselves.

FIFA when it’s time to do corruption

This has to be the most insane vinyl eBay listing in history. It is priceless and valueless. If sold, it will probably never be resold. What would even compel a person to produce this artifact, I have no idea.

If you told me Canada was gonna make a R16 run without Koné and Davies I’d never have believed it so hey fun tournament, I think.

I just think it’s nice Gretzky was on hand to celebrate with his beloved Moroccans.

I’m sorry it’s sad when a stone cold penalty happens when you don’t want it to but sometimes it does happen.

0.6 of Congo’s xG came from the shot that went off the post.

Gyokeres did not enjoy the view.

Hard to think of a manager in this tournament whose stock fell further than Nagelsmann’s. I’m surprised they’re letting him take plane home.

I dunno if I were Japan I might have kept participating in the game after scoring once. Next time, I guess.

I declare Wednesday a national holiday to celebrate this historic victory.

The resale tickets for an England/Portugal game in Toronto will cost fifty berthousjillion Euros.

Give Norway credit: they had a game plan* and they executed it. *-get pasted by the best team in the world

I'm not sure there's a huge amount of wisdom in Norway throwing top of the group but it is very funny that France are burning their whole A-lineup on a throwaway game.

Kawhi remembered he eats free at most Toronto restaurants.

A world of cloud servers, the internet has never been faster, and Ticketmaster still completely breaking down during on-sales in the year of our lord twenty twenty six.

Okay, wonderful, thank you.

why would I need a new GTA when I still have this youtu.be/BeSdSrCKp-8

You know, I don't think Alphonso Davies *is* available.

The good news here for the Blackhawks is whoever falls to the Sabres at No. 4 is, at best, going to be a huge star for many years.

Genuinely: what are the Sharks doing here? Team needs to let its core growing into itself and acquire some defencemen and ... they want to make another high draft pick? Why?

"How can we doubt this boy" they just asked on the TSN broadcast in reference to a man who is 41.5 years old.

That will always be a goal in our hearts.

Broadcast just described Brahim Diaz as “the sparkling Real Madrid superstar” and listen I like Diaz but he had two goals in 42 games this season, sparkling and superstar not descriptors I’d rush to.

He couldn’t make any headway with a generationally talented Leafs team and hasn’t coached in the NHL in six years. It’s likely just a bad hire on every level. Having said that, I’d be surprised if he isn’t extremely well behaved given he’s getting the chance to coach two MVPs. At least for a while.

Surely Team Canada's first world cup win, on Canadian soil no less, deserves better than this AI slop @tsnofficial.bsky.social

@fodderfigure.bsky.social Legitimately have never even thought about this but he's right.

Canada can, and likely will, win the World Cup. I've seen enough.

Let's get Davies out there just to completely blow the roof off.

I for one think it's great Qatar spent eleventy billion dollars buying a seat at the head table of world football and on the field they are getting annihilated by a team that was in a years-long dispute over how much to pay the players.

Strangely I think the refchat has still been a bit on the high side but it's because broadcasts have been SO bad at showing evidence. In England they were extremely late showing Livakovic's foot off the line, and basically never showed how Perisic was being played onside for the second goal.

Jordan Pickford catch the ball challenge