Feels like Eric Alper took over the operation this week. Prompts ad infinitum.

2026 PIN number sounding ass year. That's my freaking PIN number

It's unfortunate that our funniest president is also our Hitler

The "Kubrick stare" ruined staring at your friends and family like this

Bari Weiss is really bad at her job, until you realize it's her job to be really bad at her job, in which case she is excellent at her job

I get why Auston Matthews' performance this season has drawn ire but everyone turning on him before the GM who replaced his 80-assist winger with a shrug emoji and the coach who has the team playing exactly like the Wilson/Carlyle Leafs is, in my opinion, looking in the wrong direction.

To put this into perspective it’s sold over a million more copies than “American Canto”

I need to know if these are the worst selling jerseys of all time. I know it’s likely but I want facts.

I know we must remain cautious and use “alleged” at all times however this man had, in my visual estimation, a large gun.

Hockey Night in Canada's young viewers are going crazy for Triumph, and the Triumph BluRay DVD. They can't stop talking about the Triumph BluRay DVD, and their favourite Triumph songs, favourite members of Triumph.

A darts player just won a set with a wasp on the collar of his shirt. It’s been there for about 10 minutes.

It is very funny that Steve Ballmer, a man with billions and billions of dollars, cheated very hard to assemble a super team but instead created another one he doesn’t own, possibly on track to become the best single season team ever, and also his team sucks.

“Hey Gemini, I have a good shot, should I take it?” “Yes, absolutely, this will get you closer to fulfilling your objectives, you *should* take the shot!” <fires shot> “Uh, Gemini, this has mobilized their base, they’re approaching on foot and we’ll be flanked soon. Any advice?” “You’re absolutely r

“Our fans will be huge shitheads if you don’t do this” is an extremely poor reason to go through with this, in my opinion.

My rude good friend hung up on me.

Enjoyed the football match!

For personal reasons, I have decided to abstain from watching the adorable bodega cat getting murdered by the sentient taxi cab.

Really thought after February it'd be a long time before we'd see Gretzky representing Canada again but I guess if a Trump-friendly event needs a Canadian mascot he's ready willing and able!

Curocko.

Did not enjoy the basketball game!

To be fair, there simply are not very many photos of The Beatles.

ATTENTION: Prime Minister Carney Please use your power to force them to make a sequel to this:

I would order Johnny Depp to make 4 more Mortdecai movies

One’s gotta go

It’s been a long time since it’s been extremely fun to watch the Raptors and now that it’s back it rules.

For 30 seconds the entire city of Buffalo was about to raze Houston.

Jon Hamm looks so tired in the BetMGM ads. Let Jon Hamm sleep.

Wow glass half empty much???

This is a fun inactive list for the Warriors. The top scorer in the starting lineup is averaging 11.6 ppg.

1. She was vice president 2. She ran for president 3. She is not the president 4. She would like to be president

Free suggestion for @theathletic.com product and ad teams: suppress ads on stories like this one.

Joleon Lescott approaching Carlos Boozer levels here.

If they do it with a 41-year-old striker who expects to start and doesn’t exactly give you a speed boost coming off the bench, yes, I’ll be shocked.

After reading this I’m removing “The Alto Knights” from my Top 10 Movies of 2025 list

Hard to believe after tonight we’ll never hear about New York City ever again.

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As the sting of last night fades, I'll remember this year more as one where expectations were low and against all odds the Jays made it to Game 7 of the World Series. Not an outcome I want to relive, but what a cast of characters and for the first time in a long time, real hope for the future.

Feels like we’re back in Game 3 lineup hell again with IKF and Straw in there, plus Varsho, land mines at every turn.

The good news is Pages is batting. The bad news is IKF may also.

That was supposed to be Shohei for the final out but!

I hope taking out the guy who’s been hitting literally all night long doesn’t prove a huge unforced error in the 12th inning.

Hoffman waited the entire playoffs to have a Hoffman Game.

They should pull Ohtani for Pages, keep Hoffman on his toes.

Has Bo touched the ball in the field?

My favourite part of the full body MRI commercial is when the lady says “they looked at my brain, my neck,” yeah lady they looked at your WHOLE DAMN BODY.

Some really cool base running decisions by the Jays for the entire series.