They, uh, got him on a free. I mean, I guess the contract cost some money but this is an extremely weird brag.

Is this, like, an open letter to them

This is a HILARIOUS reach by Friedman. Why point to organizational precedent when it's a completely different organization from an ownership and management perspective??? This is a coincidence, not a pattern, man!

I think it's important we say why

I think it speaks to how ill suited Pelley is to oversee all of this, and how insane it was for MLSE to excise the previous hierarchy in favour of this.

Just a few more appearances and Brendon Little will turn this ship around. Also this is the ship.

Whyever for

Here is a list of available coaches I would hire before John Tortorella: 1. Any of them

The A’s have, coincidentally, set a similar record this weekend.

He's 10-2-7 with a squad that cost eleventy billion dollars, I'd start there.

Thinking about him today

The Blue Jays struck out the side*.

I was told Brendon Little died on the way back to his home planet.

Bo Bichette hitless as a Met. The Blue Jays made the right call.

I was worried there were no more awards left to give Adolescence. Thank you BAFTAs, let’s keep this going until Owen Cooper turns 20.

Sad news coming out of Hollywood tonight: the actress Tilly Norwood was found alive

I can tell you a lot of reasons why Messi will never play for Barcelona again without hearing it from the least objective source you could get on record about it.

World Longs For Billionaires Of Olden Days, Who Operated In The Shadows And Aggressively Laid Groundwork For All Of This

Youve saved daylight but at what cost

Look, the Leafs tried to do it with smart guys for almost a decade and it didn’t pan out so now they’re back to dumb guys. Ebbs and flows, people.

Incredible to have your obituary start with The Gimp.

Spring?

Bobby McMann immediately makes Seattle a Stanley Cup contender, if not the favourite. Incredible work by the Kraken to get it over the line.

It must feel amazing to be Stephen Miller, waking up every day, refreshed and ready to find new ways to break the law.

Please, PLEASE, Hollywood, have a little faith in the guy who dismantled CBS News in a month!

I don't think there's anything that would stop Infantino from staging this World Cup due to everything that has happened since Trump took office but I *do* think it's possible the event will be a disaster of titanic proportions.

Trump take tapa

The constant posts about a supposed Bobby McCann “sweepstakes” indicate many are missing this particular point. You’re probably losing Matthews for nothing in a year and at that point why keep Nylander? Get max value for them now or this summer.

Genuinely surprised he’s heard the news.

Grok, put him in the hot dog costume

This might be a moment for a little humility from you personally, big dog.

I would like to announce provisional four-year suspensions for the following: - Jay Baruchel in ads - the words "McTwist" and "melon grab" - geopolitical implications of hockey outcomes As well as permanent bans for: - Benson Boone - The Bearcat - Soft, weirdly hopeful covers of already good songs

After the Jays lost Game 7 I was a shell for a week. But this, look: in 24 years we've seen Canada win three gold medals, two World Cups and 4 Nations, all at the expense of Team USA. They were due. Hate that it was at This Moment but was fairly convinced it was time.

We've been doing it the entire tournament, why stop now.

MacKinnon putting his treasured silver medal in the dressing room toilet.

Let's spend the next decade developing one (1) good goaltender.

The whiplash of Vancouver 2010 to the 2009-10 Maple Leafs hospitalized me.

Sam Bennett taketh away, Sam Bennett taketh away.

There was some evidence at Four Nations that Marchand wasn't at this level any more but Team Canada definitely wanted to make sure I guess.

His wonderful technology destroys the world so I can get 10+ ads in a single Youtube video that all look like this

Canada is now in charge of the Commonwealth.

Geopolitical implications have entered the chat.

Sorry I meant to say the Finns.

Certainly a choice to frame guy building a modern surveillance state amidst trees and a warm glow of morning light.

I can't believe it was him.