Foreign Man Who Points

Allegedly the banned-for-life list from the soon to shutter Parkview Tavern.

I love this

Some heroes don't wear capes

🎵Holiday coooooooooooooupe🎵

Carter Hart historically dogshit Stanley Cup goalie, what a shame to see

Suck it Vegas

Famous quote, hasn't aged.

US President Donald Trump was met with loud boos from the crowd at Game 3 of the NBA Finals as the anthem played before tipoff. Follow live updates: https://cnn.it/4alDFH7

New Yorkers absolutely hate Trump #Knicks

"Couple who work in a similar industry have a romantic relationship. Struggle to leave work at the office"

McDavid joins Larkin with trade demand and a one team trade list 🙏

Here's some context. The 2023 provincial general election cost $36.7M and needed 13,000 workers. This 10 ballot referenda will need 60,000 workers. Alberta is basically doing the equivalent of ~5 general elections at once. I guess Premier Smith has an extra ~$200M lying around? 💲🗳

Pet projects being scraping pets off the road and turning them into boner medicine

Mats: fuck it. I'll coach.

Ya, I just don't want to do the mob anymore. I'm going straight.

"Put your Goop on our drones"

"no more money for teachers"

Alberta's referendum in October will include at least 10 questions. Each gets a **separate ballot**. That means Elections Alberta will print 45 million (!!) ballots. After polls close, by law, it has 48 hours to count all of them. It's currently recruiting 60,000 workers to pull it all off.

Saying "aurora borealis, the northern lights" is like saying "naan bread"

Rewatching the original Transformers series with the kid. I forgot how much a buzzkill Optimus was

he looks like he lives on a hot dog roller

💥 In Donetsk region, birds are building nests from drone fiber optics.

There's never been a single athlete with good taste in music.

No one in my feed is going for Vegas. Lol

What a bullshit goal.

this happened last year too, and we tried to helpfully put all of the kits in a box filled with bedding and leaves only to later understand we’d fashioned a sort of bento box for hawks

Improvement

I remember this vividly. There was also a 58' trailer parked in a field on the northbound side of highway 2 as you entered Calgary that said More Alberta, Less Ottawa.

I keep hearing from Alberta separatists that the status quo is unacceptable and nothing ever changes in Canada. Well look at this bumper sticker that was prominent in the early 2000s. All of them are gone.

Shooting board works #deadnuts

This might be the best video ever

I never thought I'd miss the sound of a lawnmower until my neighbour started vacuuming his plastic grass on Saturday mornings

Adorable young kestrels surprised by a butterfly.

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Prediction: This thing isn't getting built

"Pipelines are slow to build and take decades to pay back their costs. You don’t have to be a climate hawk to recognize that there’s at least some uncertainty about the size of the market from about 2040 onward, considering that much of the world is now accelerating a shift away from fossil fuels."

Apparently Fetterman thinks Platner is a creep so I'm torn

#vintagehockey #nordiques #flames

SkyDome’s lid lit up for Pride. ❤️🌈

Coyote just strolling down the path behind my house as the magpies divebomb it on a Calgary Friday night

My wife drinks wine like an old Italian man in the backyard with a nice hunk of sopressatta and parm

Gene - Sleep Well Tonight youtu.be/F_vg-0xeLaQ?...

Tearing down the Statue of Liberty is the right thing to do

Apparently Garmin has a feature that lets me track stocks on my watch. Fuck Garmin. You used to be cool

Fucking around in the woods is still a 10/10 kid activity

Gimme

AI kinda reminds me of that fat free artificial oil they invented for potato chips that gave everyone the shits. Boy, were we ever excited about that one until the next morning.

Keith Pelley, the great AI proponent and close pals of tech oligarch Ed Rogers Jr, once said the use of AI to scout players is "preposterous!"

A bat flip in what was tagged at the time by scores of non-Jays fans as one of the best baseball games ever played.