Imagine paying human beings the same amount to do the job better

Open the Strait ya bastard, Before I beat the crap out of you youtu.be/3njtkgHPbpI?...

Too soon

Getting back into potatoes

In our house we have one simple rule, wash your own damn water bottle.

I have 3/4 cup of pasta water if anyone needs it

Enjoy your Easter Candy…

Subway Cadbury Creme Egg Submelt (2023-2023): A 6-inch sub roll, filled with Cadbury Creme Eggs and grill-pressed until toasty golden brown. Was available for free, for one day only, at 4 Subway locations in the UK, with only 500 subs available at each location.

Easter, in doubt.

Fruit and nut is an underrated bar

Post a perfect song Wire - Mannequin youtu.be/I1ds5KfglWE?...

Figuring out my new toy. I wish I took a before pic. That piece of cherry had a nasty saw cut and blade burn in it. Big hump in the middle. Smooth as glass now. This is highly addictive.

Figuring out my new toy. I wish I took a before pic. That piece of cherry had a nasty saw cut and blade burn in it. Big hump in the middle. Smooth as glass now. This is highly addictive.

Good Friday. Time to remember a man who died and returned days later to save us all.

The new Guided by Voices is good

Breakfast scrambles are the best

Crime 101 was pretty good

Heist movies have the best car chase scenes because one guy has the goods and the other guy wants the goods

MULDER: I’m telling you boss, it’s real, and we have the proof. SCULLY: I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Mulder is telling the truth: we have captured Bigfoot. He’s in the lab right now. KASH PATEL: Is it woke? SCULLY: Director, I don’t — PATEL: Can we say it’s woke? That we caught Woke Bigfoot?

Paul Newman in a 'get really stoned' tee with four beers in 1981. Dude.

Kinda mad that no one has ever asked me to take a polygraph

Hit a PB on the bike today so I had a few jelly beans

Halle Berry is ridiculously good looking

These things are ridiculously good. Pay no mind to the words on the top right of the package.

I never gave up on you

I hope Celebrini absolutely lights up the Leafs tonight.

Perfect album

That feeling when you've been shopping at the same grocery store for so long you know who are the good cashiers.

That time Danielle Smith ordered $80M worth of Turkish Tylenol.

Crikey!

I saw protein water for the first time yesterday and almost barfed. WTF???? Lol

Some fascinating analysis from LBNL about electricity prices in the US -- how much they've gone up, and where, and why. The No. 1 main driver of price increases in the last year? The rising cost of natural gas. emp.lbl.gov/sites/defaul...

I mean fuck Bondi and Noem but it's not surprising that the first casualties of the MAGA implosion are women. That was always the plan.

When you consider this tweet and the McDavid ones, you can easily make the case that Shorsey is more biopic than fiction.

Mike Gillis is 67 and hasn't worked in the NHL for 12 years.

This one qualifies for hockey and non hockey categories.

I mean it’s obviously “one for one” but any of these work

Reminds me of another favorite:

are cashews ok?

Alberta removes education from curriculum

Another one I think about often that is topical for today

Idk if it’s the funniest but it always makes me giggle out loud so

@leafer1984.bsky.social this you?

I have room in my heart for this one.

Think about this one like once every 45 minutes

What's the point of having a Honda if you can't show it off!

Not the best but definitely in my top ten

My review of Mutiny After Midnight, the redneck disco excursion Sturgill Simpson has released under the name Johnny Blue Skies (this time backed by the Dark Clouds).