There are, I promise you, still serious and important people who think that Trump is playing 3D chess — putting on an act to convince his laggard NATO allies to pony up their fare share. But stuff like this is pretty clear evidence that he's *the* immediate risk to our collective security

I have my alarm set for 4am every day. I’m off today so I turned the alarm off last night but it still just went off and woke me up. WTF.

I was today years old when I found out that the Dollarama at Scarborough Town Centre was shut down in October by Toronto Public Health due to a “rodent issue”. What the actual fuck. I’ve never liked that location because it’s always insanely busy but damn. Definitely never buying food there again.

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1-877-KARS-4-KIDS

LMAOOOOOOO yeah no

Agreed 1000%. And the Super Bowl should only be played outdoors in the coldest, snowiest cities. 😂

I support domes when it’s hot out because I’m not about that life but they should be retracted when it snows because suffering builds character

The absolute accuracy of this.

Snow dunes. Stunningly cold with a windchill of -36. #Stunday #winter #sunset #frozen

Whenever I see this on Amazon, I am automatically not going to buy it.

Every single time

SO MANY PEOPLE USING SPEAKERPHONE ON THIS SUBWAY CAR

Baby stroller recalled in Canada for posing a choking hazard: Health Canada

Warden station having elevators now is absolutely wild. Never thought I’d see the day.

I really don’t like sitting on the driver’s side of the bus, especially the seats right behind the driver or any seat that is right under the bell. It’s such a loud jarring noise for me.

Yes

Tough news for Atlanta: Shortstop Ha-Seong Kim, who re-signed last month, sustained a hand injury while in Korea and underwent surgery to repair a torn tendon in his right middle finger. He’s expected to be sidelined 4-5 months.

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Breaking news: New baby alpaca born a few hours ago. So we moved the moms & young ones to another prairie so the big boys—male llamas and horses—don’t play too rough with the baby. Please accept our timeline cleanse as you battle to preserve the 250-year old experiment of American Democracy.

Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.

If you're a millionaire tax cheat who spent years defrauding Canada by avoiding taxes, the government will bend over backwards to give you amnesty and even forgive your penalties. If you're poor and took COVID money you believed you were entitled to in good faith, the government will destroy you.

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The fish aren’t terrifying. It’s the eels that bother me.

So my mom is complaining that my CPAP machine is causing too much condensation on the windows. WELP.

FFS! I filled my CPAP machine water tank and it somehow slid off the counter when I was trying to put the lid on it. Water EVERYWHERE. Including me. The Phillips CPAP machine is the absolute worst piece of shit in existence. It’s so poorly designed, and difficult to fill.

LOL of course the Bills are Billsing, because of course they are.

Just finished reading Evan Dando’s book. It was interesting, but very poorly edited. That annoyed me.

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Holy shit, Taskrabbit movers got expensive. Yikes.

I think I’ve fucked up my knee somehow. It hurts like hell and I can barely walk. Getting old sucks.

Night two of not using my CPAP and night two of sleeping through the night without waking up once. So what’s the incentive of using it, then? 🤷‍♀️

I didn’t use my CPAP machine last night, will not be using it tonight, and only used it for 2.5 hours on Wednesday. I actually slept through the night last night without it and I never do with it on. I don’t feel that it’s helping, and if anything, I feel like I’ve gotten worse.

LOL the sleeves on my winter coat are this short. It’s so difficult having long arms and sloped shoulders because every sleeve is way too short and nothing fits properly. I bought the coat online, okay? And it would have cost me money to return it so I just decided to keep it. I regret that now.

LOL now I know why Hopp drivers never accept my pickup requests. I only have a 4.82 rating there. My rating is 5.0 with Lyft and 4.9 with Uber. WELP.

WELP. My storage unit fee is increasing AGAIN. Access Storage charging almost $300 a month for a 5x10 unit that isn’t even that size because there’s a fucking pillar in it is diabolical. They are an absolute scam and it’s time for me to find another company.

This is why I never watch TV with my mom lol

And here comes the chest pain again. I’m not about to venture back outside though and also don’t feel like getting dressed again so I’m just going to hope this goes away soon.

See how 130-pound ice blocks, harvested from a frozen lake, are stored in sawdust, which acts as a natural insulator to keep the ice frozen even during the summer heat. https://ow.ly/wk9S50XYgla

Lego Lucky Cat

I think I got frostbite today. WELP.

I had a coworker completely help herself to my cream cheese today. Ate half the damn container. Fully admitted to doing it, but also straight up didn’t care. No apologies, no regrets. These are the people I work with 🤷‍♀️

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WHUT