It’s big ball chunky time

Crocodile filmed eating three sandals; ‘first step in making Crocs’ bit.ly/4lRbkgw 📸 Latest Sightings

Former CHL and USports player Jacob Winterton has passed away at the age of 25 after a battle with cancer, the OHL announces. Winterton played for the Flint Firebirds and Oshawa Generals before joining the University of Guelph Gryphons. He is the brother of Seattle Kraken forward Ryan Winterton.

So I got the apartment but I’d have to move in May 1st. I’m not sure that my landlord would let me leave on a month’s notice, but we’ll see. It’s going to be a major scramble. My anxiety is through the roof.

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On March 25, 1986, the Government of Canada announced that a new dollar coin would be introduced to replace the dollar banknote. The new dollar coin entered circulation one year later and became part of our Canadian identity, known as...The Loonie. This is the story. 🧵 1/11

I’ve also had a Temu order that’s shown as “out for delivery” for 2 days. Because of course.

Nothing like having major issues with your toilet as you’re trying to get ready for work, and then the zipper breaking when you put your coat on. FML. I’m also going to be very late for work.

The goodest boys

Okay I fucking NEED this

GOOD DOGGOS

Much of Canada is set to declare war over the claim that this, which doesn't involve cheese at all (much less cheese curds), is called "poutine."

Yeah no

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We can fix things when we care to 💚

I disagree, New York Times

So taking the 34 would have been faster than taking line 5??? That is absolutely INSANE.

Walking to the bus stop to find 30+ people standing there waiting for the bus is never a good sign. Taking an alternate route even though it’s longer with more transfers.

Meanwhile, in Canada… 🥶

Why is moisturizer so expensive? I only use it on my cheeks because I have combination skin but come the fuck on! It’s absolutely ridiculous.

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🤣 Mission Impossible music, playing in my head 🤣🙃🤭

Jessie J was rushed to the hospital and underwent testing after she struck her head on a car roof: 'I thought I'd broken my neck.'

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I aspire to this level of petty. This guy is a legend.

Look at this young dude. 💔

I aspire to the level of Suburban Brain Excellence required to start a physical fight with Jack Reacher because you perceive him to be in violation of HOA bylaws. www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ma...

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK MY HIGH SCHOOL WAS ONE OF THE SCHOOLS www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

I saw the footage of the plane hitting the truck and I wish I hadn’t. It is horrific to watch.

So work is trying to force me to attend a conference in June. I have absolutely no interest in going and faking nice with people.

Heyyyyyy...you know what was 5 years ago today? It was BSBS day: Big Ship Big Stuck.

Woman gets on the bus, tries to pay with a $20 and then asks for change. LMAOOOO.

Bus driver acting like he’s in an F1 race but then slamming on the brakes at the bus stop is absolute insanity.

Now this is a song I haven’t heard in AGES

I am starving. Definitely didn’t bring enough lunch today.

I miss seeing this every day

An Air Canada Express regional jet collided with a Port Authority fire truck after landing at New York’s LaGuardia Airport late Sunday, killing the plane’s two pilots and shutting down all flights at the airport, officials said. nyti.ms/418onkh

Took an earlier bus in the hopes that I’d be able to catch an earlier connecting bus. Of course, the fucking driver took his sweet time, so I missed my second bus and now have to wait 20 minutes for the next one. The TTC has one job and they can’t even do it properly. 🙄

Cover Me With Sunshine Nicki Ault 2021

BREAKING: At least four people are injured after an Air Canada plane collides with a vehicle at New York's La Guardia Airport, a source says.

BREAKING: Two people were killed when an Air Canada jet collided with a firetruck on a runway at New York's LaGuardia Airport, a source tells the AP.

ALL THE BRACKETS HAVE BEEN BUSTED 😳 Before the Second Round is even complete there are no perfect brackets remaining for #MarchMadness. (h/t: MarchMadnessMBB)

We should all get 14 week paid breaks from work

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