david schlenk turkeys
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fellas, you can take selfies with baked goods instead of dead animals if you want to
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Only one popped circuit so far
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Has Jesus taken the wheel yet?
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the modern recipe card
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So far I’m on track with my timeline
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Don’t forget your meds!
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Me to my coffee mug: “Come here, friends. Gather ‘round.”
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Happy “the porch is a big fridge” season to all who celebrate!
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@techconnectify.bsky.social
my microwave’s popcorn button sucks. It has a sensor but it either errors out or is off by about 30 seconds. Any advice?
about 15 hours ago
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Everything is prepped. It’s time.
about 15 hours ago
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I’m not serving sweet potatoes tomorrow is that bad
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Norm Charlatan
about 15 hours ago
Man, I should have asked at the farmers market if these cranberries were bog standard.
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Kinda missed the mark my guy
about 15 hours ago
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Like, I have to keep this jar, right? It’s so wee! Ignore the part where I bought cheese in a jar
about 17 hours ago
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I don’t mean to brag but I’m kind of a big deal
about 21 hours ago
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add a skeleton here at some point
about 22 hours ago
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train
loading . . .
about 24 hours ago
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After all why not Why shouldn’t I make another pot of coffee
1 day ago
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Happy haflinger season to those who celebrate
1 day ago
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Oh, good
1 day ago
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Happiest of birthdays to
@nfluger.bsky.social
!!!
1 day ago
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Didn’t think it would actually happen
loading . . .
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fog
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I tell a bedtime story every night about two worms and tonight they celebrated “fooding” which is what they call Thanksgiving
3 days ago
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“Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” - someone who’s never had buttered toast
3 days ago
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I’m just learning that Calvin Coolidge had a pet raccoon and I think that’s great
3 days ago
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Thanks for your support during this trying week. Last night I was able to rejoin the diamond league after securing first place in my brief stint in the obsidian league.
add a skeleton here at some point
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How am I expected to work in these conditions
3 days ago
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got a haircut and I’m so cold now
4 days ago
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If there’s a challenge coin for loading the dishwasher efficiently I believe I’ve just earned it
4 days ago
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Is your turkey in the fridge yet?
4 days ago
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a lot is riding on this Chex/Peanuts holiday tin I just attempted to redeem
4 days ago
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At the point of thanksgiving prep where I can’t fall asleep at night because I’m worried we won’t have enough cream cheese (we have six pounds)
4 days ago
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There was a coordinated attack on my place in the couch
6 days ago
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people on the tv are having coffee but no one offered it to me ☹️
6 days ago
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Last flower standing
6 days ago
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what it’s like being married to me
6 days ago
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Someday we’ll find it, the
7 days ago
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I’m hearing that there is such a thing as tater milk and I think that’s great
8 days ago
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Watching a lady prep and cook 40 some varieties of squash and pumpkin from her garden. Absolute legend.
10 days ago
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Bad week for the letter Z
10 days ago
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Norm Charlatan
10 days ago
Think I might become a big bath guy. I should be taking more baths, perhaps with various salts. I wonder if this would change my constitution and raise my humors.
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Shout out to the ham steak at Aldi making all my cured porcine soup dreams come true
#hamperks
10 days ago
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People train run outta Stubville
10 days ago
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My father in law took me hunting a few times. Mostly I walked around in the woods looking for a nice spot to read a book and drink my thermos of coffee. I would like to read a book and drink a thermos of coffee in the woods again.
10 days ago
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“Blah,” said Toad.
10 days ago
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After I give him a treat at bedtime my dog goes and sleeps on the other side of the room instead of in his bed next to me
11 days ago
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I regret to inform you that I’ve failed to earn enough XP to remain in the diamond league this week
11 days ago
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You’d think by season 8 she wouldn’t be so surprised about the murders, she wrote
11 days ago
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Tried to fix the power jack on my wife’s laptop and so anyway, anyone have any board-level electronics repair recommendations in the twin cities?
11 days ago
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I don’t like to brag but I’ve been offered a free trial of Microsoft 365
11 days ago
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