david schlenk 🧹
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fellas, you can take selfies with baked goods instead of dead animals if you want to
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calves
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about 16 hours ago
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Making up a pantry dinner; will it end with take out?
about 16 hours ago
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I think it sucks, all of these circumstances, and being under them.
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Norm Charlatan
2 days ago
Holy shit, every single aspect of this story is so tremendously infuriating. How many of these kids are there, forced to suffer?
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UMN student detained by ICE in January still in detention
Editor’s note: This story contains a detailed description of an ICE apprehension involving violence and distressed individuals. For Edwin Toalombo, studying at the University of Minnesota was a dream...
https://mndaily.com/top-story/umn-student-detained-by-ice-in-january-still-in-detention/03/25/2026/eicmndaily-com/?utm_source=mndaily.beehiiv.com&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=daily-breakdown
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Watching a video about pancakes
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Someone be grilling
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fixed the exhaust
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we call him Baby Fishmouth because he’s got fishy breath and he is so mad that we won’t give him any of our sushi
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My dog doesn’t love me and that’s fine because I give him food, which he loves
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I don’t wanna put something on my face either
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I don’t wanna talk to robots
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Bedtime stories
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Wedge LIVE!™
4 days ago
🚨 "Big news if you are a fan of a local meat raffle."
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It’s gotten late and now I want to be alone
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using my cleavage to apply lipstick
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Cantral Texas Collage
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Zyrtec is non-drowsy like jumbo shrimps are big
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“GoogleUpdater” can run in the background. You can manage background activity in Login Items & Extensions.
5 days ago
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Something that fills me with confidence in and excitement about my internet service provider is that I frequently get text messages apologizing for the outage that I’m currently experiencing with an estimated time of restoration when there is in fact no disruption in service.
5 days ago
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The battery in my mouse is dead; do I get the day off?
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Chris Steller
6 days ago
Kern A Future
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Happy “Jesus was literate” Sunday to those who celebrate and are also literate
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Last night I got a headache and I am devastated to learn that it got better after resting and drinking water
6 days ago
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You can tell I was in a room full of democrats today because my partner just said “hang on i gotta check something” and without missing a beat I said “your privilege??”
7 days ago
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I think, to me, that the walking subcaucus is a pretty neat little deal
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Spring has sprung
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Possum Every Hour
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It’s going to be 74°F today but I’m at the high school auditorium doing a democracy
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫
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I’ve done it again: I’ve eaten too much spaghetti and focaccia at the church basement fundraiser
8 days ago
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I think I was meant to attach these bracket thingies to some ikea furniture but it’s more fun to pretend it’s a sword
9 days ago
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Incredible bravery 🫡
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9 days ago
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good morning from my dog and my legs
9 days ago
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Well, they’re out of produce at the crystal Aldi unless you want cilantro
10 days ago
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what is a savanna banana and why am I to be concerned about its presale
10 days ago
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saw a bald eagle today
11 days ago
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hello from Iona’s beach
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11 days ago
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Olives: pits or pitted?
12 days ago
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I’ve had a chocolate croissant 👍
12 days ago
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I think I saw a flock of common goldeneyes
12 days ago
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Can’t be the only patroller that couldn’t get through the first act of OBAA
12 days ago
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“Do you like music, Columbo?” “Well, I hear it all the time.”
13 days ago
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serving grape salad at the next neighboring potluck
13 days ago
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What do you put on your baked potato
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I wonder what sort of critter made those tracks
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Some little videos of mother Superior
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13 days ago
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Feeling like a failure because I’m out of town and can’t win the snowblow the whole block of sidewalk race
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