hemmed in on all sides

calves

Making up a pantry dinner; will it end with take out?

I think it sucks, all of these circumstances, and being under them.

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Holy shit, every single aspect of this story is so tremendously infuriating. How many of these kids are there, forced to suffer?

sixteen seconds

Watching a video about pancakes

Someone be grilling

fixed the exhaust

we call him Baby Fishmouth because he’s got fishy breath and he is so mad that we won’t give him any of our sushi

My dog doesn’t love me and that’s fine because I give him food, which he loves

I don’t wanna put something on my face either

I don’t wanna talk to robots

Bedtime stories

🚨 "Big news if you are a fan of a local meat raffle."

It’s gotten late and now I want to be alone

using my cleavage to apply lipstick

Cantral Texas Collage

Zyrtec is non-drowsy like jumbo shrimps are big

“GoogleUpdater” can run in the background. You can manage background activity in Login Items & Extensions.

Something that fills me with confidence in and excitement about my internet service provider is that I frequently get text messages apologizing for the outage that I’m currently experiencing with an estimated time of restoration when there is in fact no disruption in service.

The battery in my mouse is dead; do I get the day off?

Kern A Future

Happy “Jesus was literate” Sunday to those who celebrate and are also literate

Last night I got a headache and I am devastated to learn that it got better after resting and drinking water

You can tell I was in a room full of democrats today because my partner just said “hang on i gotta check something” and without missing a beat I said “your privilege??”

I think, to me, that the walking subcaucus is a pretty neat little deal

Spring has sprung

It’s going to be 74°F today but I’m at the high school auditorium doing a democracy

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I’ve done it again: I’ve eaten too much spaghetti and focaccia at the church basement fundraiser

I think I was meant to attach these bracket thingies to some ikea furniture but it’s more fun to pretend it’s a sword

Incredible bravery 🫡

good morning from my dog and my legs

Well, they’re out of produce at the crystal Aldi unless you want cilantro

what is a savanna banana and why am I to be concerned about its presale

saw a bald eagle today

hello from Iona’s beach

Olives: pits or pitted?

I’ve had a chocolate croissant 👍

I think I saw a flock of common goldeneyes

Can’t be the only patroller that couldn’t get through the first act of OBAA

“Do you like music, Columbo?” “Well, I hear it all the time.”

serving grape salad at the next neighboring potluck

What do you put on your baked potato

I wonder what sort of critter made those tracks

Some little videos of mother Superior

Feeling like a failure because I’m out of town and can’t win the snowblow the whole block of sidewalk race