Only one popped circuit so far

Has Jesus taken the wheel yet?

the modern recipe card

So far I’m on track with my timeline

Don’t forget your meds!

Me to my coffee mug: “Come here, friends. Gather ‘round.”

Happy “the porch is a big fridge” season to all who celebrate!

@techconnectify.bsky.social my microwave’s popcorn button sucks. It has a sensor but it either errors out or is off by about 30 seconds. Any advice?

Everything is prepped. It’s time.

I’m not serving sweet potatoes tomorrow is that bad

Man, I should have asked at the farmers market if these cranberries were bog standard.

Kinda missed the mark my guy

Like, I have to keep this jar, right? It’s so wee! Ignore the part where I bought cheese in a jar

I don’t mean to brag but I’m kind of a big deal

train

After all why not Why shouldn’t I make another pot of coffee

Happy haflinger season to those who celebrate

Oh, good

Happiest of birthdays to @nfluger.bsky.social !!!

Didn’t think it would actually happen

fog

I tell a bedtime story every night about two worms and tonight they celebrated “fooding” which is what they call Thanksgiving

“Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” - someone who’s never had buttered toast

I’m just learning that Calvin Coolidge had a pet raccoon and I think that’s great

Thanks for your support during this trying week. Last night I was able to rejoin the diamond league after securing first place in my brief stint in the obsidian league.

How am I expected to work in these conditions

got a haircut and I’m so cold now

If there’s a challenge coin for loading the dishwasher efficiently I believe I’ve just earned it

Is your turkey in the fridge yet?

a lot is riding on this Chex/Peanuts holiday tin I just attempted to redeem

At the point of thanksgiving prep where I can’t fall asleep at night because I’m worried we won’t have enough cream cheese (we have six pounds)

There was a coordinated attack on my place in the couch

people on the tv are having coffee but no one offered it to me ☹️

Last flower standing

what it’s like being married to me

Someday we’ll find it, the

I’m hearing that there is such a thing as tater milk and I think that’s great

Watching a lady prep and cook 40 some varieties of squash and pumpkin from her garden. Absolute legend.

Bad week for the letter Z

Think I might become a big bath guy. I should be taking more baths, perhaps with various salts. I wonder if this would change my constitution and raise my humors.

Shout out to the ham steak at Aldi making all my cured porcine soup dreams come true #hamperks

People train run outta Stubville

My father in law took me hunting a few times. Mostly I walked around in the woods looking for a nice spot to read a book and drink my thermos of coffee. I would like to read a book and drink a thermos of coffee in the woods again.

“Blah,” said Toad.

After I give him a treat at bedtime my dog goes and sleeps on the other side of the room instead of in his bed next to me

I regret to inform you that I’ve failed to earn enough XP to remain in the diamond league this week

You’d think by season 8 she wouldn’t be so surprised about the murders, she wrote

Tried to fix the power jack on my wife’s laptop and so anyway, anyone have any board-level electronics repair recommendations in the twin cities?

I don’t like to brag but I’ve been offered a free trial of Microsoft 365