I don’t know who this is and by god I’m not going to bother learning now. The guy on the cover of the Sun not the BlueSky poster Jenny who for all I know is an absolute delight.

Trying to remember that if you told me in January the Jays would sign Vlad and win 90 games I’d be happy.

I am formally requesting the Blue Jays bats to wake the eff up.

What a turnaround for the Mercury.

This Liberty Mercury game has been REALLY good

Damn Venus is shinning so bright. If you're up have a look.

Whatever. Tampa games don't count.

At this point I'd be relieved to be in a simulation. Oh none of this is real including myself? PHEW!

What a season for Golden State.

That was the two pointiest shot I've ever seen but they're going to review for three?

Lots of basketball left but that half was a STATEMENT from the Valkyries.

9YO looked at me with big sad eyes today and said "fix cloud cuckoo land" A lego set she tore apart long ago whose pieces could be in any one of four bins. Wish me luck.

"Never in doubt" he mumbled with a mouthful of antacids.

Alfred at 7pm to Bruce Wayne.

Fan interference homer? What in the Savannah Bananas?

They keep finding ways man.

LETS GOOOOO

Driving home from downtown. 9YO is in the backseat. She is sorta picky so she unsurprisingly didn't eat much at grandma's. Hey kid. Still hungry? 9YO: *nods* What do you want to eat? 9YO: FFFFFOOOOOD 😂

Anything for dessert sir? Oh nothing for me thanks. I'm positively full from this skeet.

LMAOrioles

I love them. All of them. Even Hoffman.

Crustables man I'm telling you.

I'm having the best day 😁

SUMMER OF GEORGE

BASEBALL!

I spilled ice capp on my jersey on the way to the ballpark so I left it in the car. I feel NAKED.

NO QUIT NO LOSE

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LETS GOOOOOOOO

THIS TEAM DON'T QUIT

LETS GOOO Also I hope that fan got a high five.

Gonna be using the next tax return to get a Switch 2 and Pokopia God damn that looks adorable.

I love the NWSL dearly but I would be lying if I said inflatable Pikachu was not my highlight of the night.

Absolutely vintage Midge Purce

My goodness what a header.

Hoffman: I'm ready. Gausman: NOT TODAY BITCH.

The only thing I would changed about this game would be for it to have ended at 4:20.

WHAT A GEM

"So happy to be back in Canada" 😍😍😍😍

Heineman driving in Straw on the 1st place Blue Jays is WILD

LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

The first two videos I saw on my IG reels were "Ryan Reynolds rude to child reporter" followed by "Ryan Reynolds with adorable exchange with child reporter" It was the same video.

Ken Dryden!?

That was perfect. No notes.

The National Football Loogie

Kaitlyn Chen is a treasure

Hoo boy the John Candy documentary is going to make me ugly cry isn't it?

the funniest possible day for it to happen is 9/11

Do you ever want ice cream so bad but the temperature has dropped so you go and put on a hoodie to warm yourself up enough to justify the ice cream? Or is it just me?

Just finished Thunderbolts* and thought it was great. Why were people shitting on this thing?