*Ryan Reynolds slams his palm on his desk* BECAUSE IT'S MY TIME!

It's wild that the Tempo (and Fire) do not have a single player yet.

Everyone needs to stop what they’re doing and watch this video. “It seems like there’s a lack of diversity here today, and it’s mostly people who look like you and me, and I just…?” This lady’s response is🔥

Denver-related sports attendance from this weekend: Rockies @ Marlins (3 games) - 59,974 Denver Summit FC (1 game) - 63,004

“I’m begging of you please don’t take my man.”

You cannot invoke the name of NWSL After Dark in any game that kicks off before 10PM eastern.

Dub Gleed is what I say when my mouth is full and I ask for some cheese.

Kazuma Okamoto just hit his first home run in Major League Baseball. What a debut this has been for the Japanese star with the #BlueJays

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

Banger protest sign at No Kings in San Diego! 🔥

This team ❤️

SOME OF YOU BITCHES GAVE UP IN THE 7TH

Ok baseball Gods. We are owed some nonsense runs.

That's a 160km per hour sir

I thought Kazuma Okamoto was holding a microphone in his ass cheeks.

A third term

Oh no. I must have thought Kim Mulkeys outfit was the night sky because I fell asleep during Duke/LSU 😭😭😭

Classic Jeff Hoffman W.

Ah memories.

A BLUE JAYS STRIKE

Saw a post earlier from a guy saying he was turned off of the WNBA because they have a sponsor for everything and Sir I am watching a pitcher toss off the Active Green and Ross mound.

The Oakland K's

1000 Ks for Gausman this season.

Gonna be 51 years by the time we get this one going

So Toronto get #6 in the college draft, Portland get #7. The other side of that is that Portland get to pick first in the expansion draft. The order flips in each round, so Toronto will also have #22 and #36 in the college draft, and pick first in the second round of the expansion draft. #WNBA

You can stop making new podcasts. There are enough.

here's famous dipshit trevor bauer getting domed but with the doink sound effect from hans moleman's "man getting hit by football" short film

This was always the goal, btw. They never tried to hide that. It’s just that no one listened because they were fine with throwing trans women under the bus

It's honestly only in the past few days I've gone from still heartbroken to "proud of these goofy power of friendship AL champs".

Merry Blue Jays to all who celebrate ⚾

Is it because the Rock is bald and I know he's bald that the wig looks bad? Or does it just look bad?

Yes, the habitability of our planet is being destroyed, but that's a small price to pay so a handful of plutes can make a lot of money. They're all creepy freaks who are incapable of happiness or satisfaction, but they're making so much money, and that's what matters.

Key dates now that the WNBA has a new CBA 🏀 ◽️ April 6: Two expansion drafts ◽️ April 7–11: FA negotiation period ◽️ April 12–18: FA signing period ◽️ April 13: WNBA Draft ◽️ April 19: Training camp opens ◽️ May 8: Opening Night 💫

Numbers that may well not be a coincidence: Highest WNBA cap hit anyone had last season, so largest base salary plus time-off bonus, was Kelsey Mitchell at $269,244. Reported new minimum salary is 'above $300k'. So *everyone* should be making more in 2026 than *anyone* was in 2025. #WNBA

THE TEMPO WILL PLAY THIS YEAR!!!

Both the #WNBA and #WNBPA aligned on key elements of a new CBA together. To set the scene, both sides including Terri Jackson, Deb Willig, Brianna Turner, Alysha Clark, Breanna Stewart, Nneka Ogwumike and Cathy Engelbert all stood to together to share with us the news.

Mark DeRosa isn't sure what all the fuss on the field is about as he's pretty sure they still advance.

[Sade voice 🎵]

We spoke to #WNBA Commissioner Cathy Engelbert and Conneticut Sun President Jen Rizzotti just after 3am this morning. Both expressed that progress has been made and they includes on topics like revenue share and salary.

ABSOLUTELY THIS

JAVIER

How do they vote on who wins best sound? Like I heard all of those movies.

Jesus when he comes back to Earth:

It's Roll Up the Rim in Canada right now so this is actually not a great time.

First weekend of the new NWSL season and I cannot find where to stream the game. WE ARE SO BACK BABY!

Hmmm Good Afternoon Squad!!! Happy NWSL is BACK Day to all who celebrate! 🤨 I guess we should release this content! How we feeling?! Leave thoughts and emotions as replies!

happy NWSL season besties