I gotta be honest with you guys. I'm a little out of touch. There's a LOT going on in the world and combine that with my own stuff it's just hard to keep track. So imagine my surprise when I read the term Ostrich Convoy this morning.

Might need a Mamu jersey

What a game from Kirk!

Raptors are so fun right now and man did I need this

Every time a left leaning politician sees someone big and loud they go back in their den and we get four more years of bullshit.

Give someone else a chance Trevor GD

The game-winning goal. The last-minute save. This game was cinematic 🎥🍿

@alainnfocail.bsky.social Happy birthday! Glad the wishes showed up on my timeline be use I didn't realize you were here!

THE BATTLE OF THE BRAIDS

Jaedyn Shaw scores in stoppage time for Gotham FC

🎵 Blame it on the braids 🎵

HOLYYYYY SHIT

WOWWWWWWWWWW GOTHAM!!!!

Esther and Juan Carlos at the half. #NWSL

Popular CBC writer confirms top free agent coming to Toronto.

Guys I'm so close to glory

Washington is headed to their 4th NWSL Championship, tying Portland for most appearances in the final. Tomorrow's semifinal between Orlando & Gotham will determine their opponent — watch at 2 pm CT on ABC.

Pharmacist administering booster: All done! Me: Cool. Where's the lollipops? Him: lol Me: Him: Me: where are they?

Crumbling some of these into a bowl of cookies and cream ice cream

Frankenstein could have been 6 hours long and I would have wanted more. Fantastic.

Ok now release the Least Valuable Player ballots.

I think Raleigh should have won NL MVP. I know he plays in the AL but dat ass transcends leagues.

New Toronto Tempo head coach Sandy Brondello shares why she wasn’t surprised when the New York Liberty elected to let her go, just one year after leading the team to its first WNBA title. Listen to the full interview: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/g...

every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites

Is it weird I’m not bothered by Manager of the Year? Am I dead inside?

Life hack: If you’re having a nice day don’t ruin it by going online.

Gettin Festive!

Alright! A Japanese star we are supposed to act like the rest of the league has a shot at! Lets go!

The Secretary of Health immediately fleeing a medical emergency is everything you need to know about the people running the USA.

I thought Shane was good as gone. Ernie Clement hugs must be AMAZING.

History made. 🤝 Welcome Sandy Brondello as the inaugural head coach of the Toronto Tempo. Presented by SEPHORA Canada

You don’t get to name your kid X Æ A-12 and then say “or whatever his name is” about anyone else.

Ukrainian co worker came up trying to make small talk saying the Blue Jays lost on Friday so now it’s 3-3. I’m in hell.

2025 is in many ways the hardest year. You don't have to look far to find bad news. We are all carrying around a bad news box in our pockets. People are suffering. Things are expensive. Kindness. Decency. They seem to be all but dead. Pretty bleak right? Then along came my baseball team.

Anyway. Gonna cry until Spring Training.

I'm gonna get owned for a post about beating Yamamoto and you know what? I'll take it.

Yamamoto absolutely incredible man. Definition of stud.

I love the Blue Jays. What a ride. What a ride.

Baseball I am begging you to love me the way I love you.

Feeling unwell!

What a World Series.

Walk off Plakata 🙏

Two more. Is this real?

Here we go!

MVP ERNIE CLEMENT

VLADDDDYYYYYYYY

GIMENEZ 🥹🥹🥹

I want a plakata so iconic my grandkids will want to.hear about it.

PANDEBONIUM

EXTEND HIM. 100 YEARS. 80 TRILLION