@zenakeita.bsky.social my little No Offseason flex based on the end of today’s ep:

Trying to run down the clock with 2 minutes left, Rori Harmon dribbled to the left corner, picked up her dribble, got trapped by the defender and pivoted out of bounds. As some who used to coach, my blood was boiling. I think I would have benched her for that. 😭 #NCAAWBB

The WNBA has the most educated pro athletes in the entire world and somehow the MNBA Engleberts think they can just lowball them and get what they want. Absolute nonsense. They're the last ones to understand that the WNBPA is much smarter and educated than their rich asses.

Personally, I’ll never forget the incel Vader truthers for getting a show with plenty of potential cancelled without ever giving it a chance. Now we finna never know about that era of the Star Wars verse. SMFH.

A thread. Go players, roast these MNBA Englebert fools. #WNBA

We drove him away?! Fuck yeah. As always, fuck Cuban and abolish billionaires.

This. The only reason the owners are pushing for March is because they think the NBA playoffs wouldn't lose viewership to the starts of the WNBA season. They fear NBA viewership to open the season would be hurt by the W's playoffs. The NBA does things for the NBA. This isn't for the W at all.

[Sarcasm] Totally makes sense to have the draft during March Madness, before top prospects can further influence their draft stock and decide whether they will declare or not. [/Sarcasm] The owners are morons. #WNBA

It looks kinda silly that Michigan would #6 and LSU #5 in the most recent #NCAAWBB rankings. Michigan's single loss, a 3-point loss to #1 Uconn, says a lot more about them than LSU having beaten cupcake opponents by 70 points.

Personally, I love when non-scorers get rewarded properly. Julie is averaging 9 pts. 8 asts (league-leader) and 7 rebs, while providing steady point-of-attack defense and insane shooting efficiency. She's a top 5 #EuroLeagueWomen MVP candidate so far in my book.

OKC is 20-1, they have the best odds at repeating since the KD Warriors, they have one of the best, if not the best, defense of all-time, a star who scores 35 points/game... And they have four 1st round picks in the 2026 draft including the Clippers likely-to-be lottery pick. We're so fucked.

The Final was awesome! Canada did really well, US did better. The refs were not great, and Naz should have won MVP.

Jamaica played a hell of a game! Naz was the MVP though. Team USA’s best defender on very steady, no nonsense offense.

Bahaha that's just ridiculous. OKC really looks like the next dynasty. They can basically draft wings (or sign an undrafted one) and there's basically guaranteed success he'll turn into a great 2-way rotation player. That offers insane roster flexibility when it gets costly. A well oiled machine.

The commentator for this is cracking me up. He just sang Beyonce "to the left, to the left" for a left hand layup. 😭😂

It's pretty interesting that Kelsey Barnard Clark is trying to become the new Tom Colicchio on Next Gen Chef aka Netflix's Top Chef Youth. That's a pretty massive business move. I wonder if that prevents her from doing a TC All-Star season.

Did Netflix only drop half the season of Stranger Things? I hate when they do that, they don't respect bingers. I might catch spoilers because I'm not watching until we get a full season. SMH.

Harmon with the middy!

2 straight turnovers in the last minute of the game. Texas being unserious.

Good god, Tessa Johnson. #ncaawbb

I can confirm that I am no visionary and draftroom already has her slotted in the middle of the first round of their 2028 mock draft. 😂 #ncaawbb

Am I crazy or Jordan Lee has taken a crazy jump this year? Her skillset is nice. There has to be WNBA interest for 2028. #ncaawbb

Texas’ offense is so painful to watch. #ncaawbb

The combo of Rori Harmon being glued to her + great help defense has been really tough to deal with for Latson. #ncaawbb

Awful offenses all around to open the 2nd quarter. #ncaawbb

I'm rewatching Snowfall because I've never seen the last season and I needed to be refreshed through a binge. And GADDAMN they did Mel wrong in that 3rd season. Heart breaking.

#NCAAWBB Texas vs SC:

In the long run, who will be the better WNBA player: Kamilla Cardoso or Lauren Betts?

I remember when people were debating that Mobley or Barnes were going to be better than Cade. That did not age well.

If you needed more proof that Spo has a case for GOAT coach. Top defensive teams don’t usually have the fastest pace in history. Spo is the most versatile, adaptable and open-minded coach in MNBA history.

Amen to all of this!

I’m getting my 2nd tattoo as I write this, and forearm tats hurt so much 😭😭

Oh UCLA is getting DESTROYED. #NCAAWBB

Kiki Rice carries the ball with every single dribble she takes. It's killing me 😭 #NCAAWBB

I'm watching today's ep of No Offseason, and my new ideal scenario for Lauren Betts is for Toronto to land her. Whether she slides to them or they have to trade up, that'd be my fav destination for her. Instead of trying to fit her in, build around her. #WNBA

#NCAAWBB folks, I have a noob question: I'll be going to my first live game to see Uconn vs USC in December. Please confirm, do they sell jerseys at college games? Feels like it should be an automatic yes, but I need to know if I'll be able to get a JuJu jersey on the spot. Thanks ❤️

Except both the Suns' offense AND defense are better when Brooks doesn't play. 😭😂

Not my type of game so I'll never put it to use: In Far Cry 4, at the very beginning of the game, if you stay in the bus for a while when they tell you to wait, they then come back and drive you safely. And then the game ends! No stress, no shooting, no nothing. Easiest game to finish ever.

By a wide margin. Just about every Star Wars series is better than the movies.

Whoa, Rhode Island! #ncaawbb

Three Shalpha doggos, 6 more to go! #Pokemon

Uconn has a million multiple times NCAA and WNBA champions among their alumni, and they chose Ray Allen? Come on bruh…

Good luck topping this game. Unbelievable. #ncaawbb

Fam, wtf?!!!! 3 straight ridiculous 3s!!!

OMG PERFECT PLAY FOR A SYLA 3!

Syla Swords!!! 🇨🇦

Man, hoops heaven tonight. Both teams are defending their ass off. 2 elite offenses meeting a wall. #ncaawbb

2nd half is a whole different story. Michigan is working hard and fought to get back in this game. 4th quarter will be 🔥

Just give Sarah Strong the Player of the Year award right now. It’s a lock. #ncaawbb

With 2026 number 1 prospect Saniyah Hall coming too. We’re gonna see something special at USC next year. #ncaawbb