Deep conversations is not enough I need us to mind meld.

If you’re spending Valentine’s Day alone don’t worry, the DOW is over 50,000.

Valentine’s Day movie. No spoilers if you’ve seen it! I don’t know anything about it but it sounds cute from the title. 🥰

It has been 0️⃣0️⃣ days since the last crisis.

“Fuck your feelings!” Fuck your lack thereof.

Some of you never put a generational blood curse on your enemies and it shows.

Sometimes gonna give you up Often gonna let you down Occasionally gonna run around and do errands Frequently gonna make you cry Periodically gonna say goodbye Seldom gonna identify verbs and gerunds

I will always be there for you (threat).

My New Year’s resolution is to stop procrastinating.

“Ugh, fine. I don’t want to get a failing grade, so I guess I’ll do the cursing for all of us” The Blair Witch Group Project

Haven’t been sleeping well. Are the planets up to their bullshit again?

In another life I was a lighthouse keeper. No one knew me. No one disturbed my peace. Wayward ships and the quiet of the sea my only companions.

people just don’t ride at dawn like they used to

My dream job is a reclusive billionaire that only comes out of hiding once a year to acquire another cat.

I’m at the level of hermit where if I never had to leave the house or talk to anyone I wouldn’t.

When you want to be retired but all you are is le tired. 🥱

Happy Birthday my favourite being in the whole multiverse! @marcmack.bsky.social may you continue to spread your weirdness everywhere you go. ❤️❤️❤️

As long as animals like me, that’s all the validation I need.

“Source?” I read it in the bird entrails.

I do my own research* *interpret symbolism in my dreams

My gym has a member of the moth. This month I nominated the unicorn piñata that lives on their table. Fingers crossed for the little guy.

Sensible person: I don’t wish to associate with racist, sexist, xenophobic people who both tacitly and explicitly condone all forms of evil. MAGA: The “tolerant” left.

I really think that if we ate one or maybe two billionaires the rest would fall in line

Republicans: everyone must be able to carry any gun at all times, up to and including high powered rifles, to protect themselves against tyranny also Republicans, without batting an eye: carrying a gun is unquestionable justification for federal agents to shoot you dead in the street

Tactical Turquoise Tutu

Have we considered the very real possibility that Trump only wants it because he watched that Gerard Butler movie, “Greenland,” and thought it was a documentary?

I love how silent snow is.

I wish Canadian politicians, including our PM, would stop claiming they care about climate change. The return to Office orders--in the public and private sectors--which have further clogged Ontario's already traffic-choked roads, demonstrate that Canada isn't serious about cutting emissions.

kissing all the flaws you think you have

I contain multitudes. Like 2-3 tudes at minimum.

If you cringe when you think about something you said or did in the past, that’s not a bad thing. It just means you’ve grown.

Asked my husband what his Myer Briggs personality type is and he said BDSM. I’m unfamiliar with this type, are they extroverted?

Every time I go somewhere during the weekday and it’s busy my brain thinks “ugh, don’t you people work?!”

It has been three days since I last had an apple. The doctors have me surrounded and are closing in. I fear there is no escape.

It’s just me and my anxiety against the world!

Working hard or hardly finding reason to live?

I wasn’t born for a 9-5. I was born for a 69.

Movies in theatres should have a “previously on” if it’s a sequel. Your girl can’t remember shit.

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. The rival of my enemy is my mentor. The acquaintance of my enemy is my secret lover. The colleague of my enemy is my character witness. The friend of my enemy is my pharmacist. It’s a small world.

Good thing 'Murica has all dem guns so fokes can rise up against a tyrannical gubmint.

My hope for everyone in 2026.

If you’re seeing this post any bad luck from not forwarding chain mails has been lifted and you’re now immune. You don’t need to repost this. You don’t need to do anything. You’re a free elf now.

New year, new unimaginable horrors.