Love the diversity on Artemis II. A person of colour, a woman, a Canadian.

April Fool’s today. Remember not to believe anything you read in the bird entrails.

The complete destruction of the capitalist system and the fall of patriarchy would fix me.

The only kings we need. #NoKings

Slow blink at people while delivering criticism so they don’t feel threatened. Follow me for more social tips!

“Our love made that.” I say to my husband, looking at our cat.

Lost in the sauce* *nutella

Me on planet Earth every day.

It is what it is, I say, when what it is, is absolutely horrific.

According to most serving sizes I am two adults. However, according to child-proof bottles I am one child.

Sugar and spice and very nice microplastics.

Life: Rated E for Eternal Horrors

The Senate has a chance to do the funniest thing!

Hey America, I have an idea about how you can celebrate the Ides of March in a traditional way…

My fox Robin Hood crush walked so my Nick Wilde crush can fly.

And for the lady, perhaps the complete annihilation of her enemies?

I don’t need AI, I can hallucinate all on my own.

International Women’s Day is a day to appreciate all that women do. Like put up with men.

We have a play food store at the library and some kid took all the plastic food and put it in their play cart. Even the children are sensing the end of days.

I’m at the age where the quality I find most attractive in a person is kindness.

Making a death pool on what kills us (ecological collapse, nuclear World War III, rise of AI, octopi, etc) and when. Please remember to send in your bets by midnight this Friday.

Woke people are sexy AF. 🔥

Some of y'all be spending too much time looking for closure when y'all should be looking for a good hex spell.

Bonus: Joe Rogaine can go back to being a TV host that you sometimes wonder “remember that guy? Whatever happened to him” but overall everyone just kind of forgets.

I love you! (You have been warned.)

You mean some of you don't carry an evil eye charm? Y'all just be out there raw doggin' mal-intent?

In case no one ever told you, you are enough. We don’t need more of you.

Touching grass is not enough I need to touch the hearts of those I love.

*reads all your favourite books* - me flirting

Sure, I’ll play ☆ pronouns: arch/enemy ☆ height: above my enemies ☆ zodiac: a cancer…unto my enemies ☆ smoke: my enemies, when set of fire ☆ tattoos: the names of all my enemies ☆ piercings: yes. my enemies. with a sword ☆ fav color: all the colours of the rainbow! ☆ fav drink: blood of my enemies

Did you know? Any doll can be a voodoo doll if you attach a personal item of the one you want to curse. Work smarter, not harder.

Trends come and go but the horrors are forever.

AWAB - Assigned Whimsical at Birth

Some people think technology has gone too far but think of all the things it made easier and more convenient. Freeing up your time to do things you enjoy and things that really matter. - Sent from my LG smart toilet

Deep conversations is not enough I need us to mind meld.

If you’re spending Valentine’s Day alone don’t worry, the DOW is over 50,000.

Valentine’s Day movie. No spoilers if you’ve seen it! I don’t know anything about it but it sounds cute from the title. 🥰

It has been 0️⃣0️⃣ days since the last crisis.

“Fuck your feelings!” Fuck your lack thereof.

Some of you never put a generational blood curse on your enemies and it shows.

Sometimes gonna give you up Often gonna let you down Occasionally gonna run around and do errands Frequently gonna make you cry Periodically gonna say goodbye Seldom gonna identify verbs and gerunds

I will always be there for you (threat).