Maybe Pete Walker is the one who needs a cortisone shot.

Oof, Varsho. Oof

lol. I remember being upset I couldn’t watch this game

The Toronto Blue Jays, powered by cortisone!

🤯 😢

I know it’ll never happen, but I hope on the other side of the coming lockout we don’t have any more of this fuck-over-the-fans bullshit.

The pride of Carnduff, Saskatchewan and the best Saskatoon Berry the young franchise has known.

How is the worst offence in baseball coupled with the 5th worst starting staff sitting nearly .500?

Disappointing. They should have started the game on time and just given the Red Sox a whole bunch of time clock violations

this is true!! godzilla shows little respect for mixed use upzoning and his actions consistently make the housing crisis worse!!!

A spinoff of Toy Story where the parts of the ship of Theseus are anthropomorphized, and they put together a tontine

My apologies for doubting light-up dragon on a stick. I was not familiar with your game, light-up dragon.

Holy shit Vladdy didn’t miss a middle-middle pitch!!!!

I refuse to do the out countdown due to bad memories

This has to be Cease’s last inning. I hope he gives up a hit so we don’t have to hear everyone’s stupid take.

Is the front of those ribs in play?

Is “at least it wasn’t a double play” the best we can hope for from Vladdy at this point?

Can he even walk? And why him over Scherzer?

Sometimes going out and looking up stats can be depressing. Vladdy had an OPS below .500 in June. In his career he still has a slugging percentage higher than that for June. The man is clearly broken.

Here you go

The Royals have done it! They’ve scored in every inning they can (8 as the home team, unless the Phillies mount a ridiculous comeback). I believe the number of teams all time to score in every inning is less than 20, but I’m not sure of the exact number. @slangsonsports.bsky.social likely knows.

Rockies pitchers with 3+ inning saves in MLB debut: 1993-2025: 0 2026: 2 (6/14 Eiberson Castellano, 7/3 Gabriel Hughes)

Hahaha. Hoo boy Arozarena

I hope it doesn’t get to three!

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Thought about giving up puns for lint

I had a coworker that this would have been a good one for. If her email had 6 sentences, she used a minimum 9 exclamation marks.

That felt like the Jays got their asses kicked in a game they also should have easily won.

I don’t understand that review at all

Kaz owned this 8th inning.

I’m shocked Vladdy didn’t challenge that call

Big Nate!

So happy to have Varsho back 😍

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Dumbass stadium. Get a roof

John Schneider on Mason Fluharty, who picked up the save: “Flu, he’s … What’s the polite way to say this … He’s got a lot of competitiveness in the right spots of his body.” #BlueJays

Big L for one of the biggest Ls in the league!

This was a good series

MILF!!!!

Fuck yeah!! Wooo! Eat shit Chapman 💩

Valenzuela was built for this

Another chance for SWR today

Cars were once portrayed as killing children and then we decided as a society to just cover our ears and eyes and pretend it's not that big of a deal that cars are killing children.

These aren’t even the saddest moment from HIMYM or MASH. Henry dying in MASH has always gotten me. But watching Lily tell Marshall that his dad died destroys me every time, although I’m sure that’s enhanced because it’s extremely similar to my own experience.

A 2-0 foul pop out with a runner in scoring position. Your 2026 Toronto Blue Jays, everyone.

Bunting? With our best fucking hitter?

This seems like something that could have been done in 30 minutes with a cherry picker. Or 30 seconds with explosives.