Absolute fleece job. Not sure who fleeced who yet though.

It’s pretty, but it can also go away.

This reminds of the Simpsons episode where Homer goes on the public access television to try and clear his name after grabbing the gummy Venice De Milo and the squeaky-voiced teen says “two calls! That’s our best ever!”

Cloudflare was down? Did someone accidentally unplug the lava lamps?

TIL Ryan Braun has retired.

Watching the Riders win was fantastic, but I didn’t expect it to make me sad for the Jays. I would happily trade those championships if I could.

a “Space Force”, if you will

Minding my own business, browsing some comedy wildlife images. www.comedywildlifephoto.com/gallery/fina...

Dylan Cease is no longer at the top of my pitcher wish list.

They’re really making this the baseball app fr

Time to update all MLB fans, especially Blue Jays fans, on the appeal for official accounts to start posting on Bluesky. A chronological 🧵 TLDR: Please add your voices by contacting your team and MLB (info at the end). It began the day the Blue Jays gave Vladdy a baseball home for life. 1/8

Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

Is there any chance Woodruff doesn’t take this? I’ve seen a few very low contract predictions for him, including Kiley McDaniel with ESPN this morning, predicting a 2 year, $25m deal. So a one year, $22.025m QO has to be accepted.

Neither government nor defense requests anything at this time…not even an afternoon snack. So that—and I know you’ve been waiting for it—is a wrap.

This offseason just keeps getting better!

Now go sign Dylan Cease and rule the world!

I’m going to need to mentally prepare myself for when Mattingly gets more votes than Delgado.

This might be the bullshittiest gold glove year in a while

As a Dodgers fan, I literally feel like Sarah Connor at the end of the first Terminator. That’s how good the Blue Jays were. Like we won but I’m so traumatized I’m going to lose custody of my son because I trained him to shoot weapons in Nicaragua and I’ll end up in a max cell at Pescadero

2025 was the most fun I’ve ever had watching baseball. Great season.

Jays left 22 stranded games 6 and 7. Just couldn’t buy a hit when it really mattered.

The Jays were quite convincingly the better team in this series, except for when Yamamoto was on the mound. Probably the easiest MVP decision in a very long time.

VAMOS!

A 2-0 slider right down the dick is not what you want to throw.

If we hit the end of daylight savings time, do players who were subbed out get to come back?

I don’t know if he’s out

Oh my god. What a ridiculous fucking game

Where’s the ejection?!??

The Jays are 4-23 with runners in scoring position the last 2 games. They can erase it all with one here.

This series was always going to have a walkoff opportunity to finish it.

What a horrible call to end the top of the 9th. But I’ll take it

FUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKK

2 more!! I am currently vibrating

THREE OUTS TO GO!!! 🚨

For the final time in 2025

Hoffman vs Ohtani is going to be the final out

Shohei Ohtani does not need to bat again. Six up, six down to end it here pitchers!

SIX MORE

8 outs to go!!

lol. Buck talking about Yesavage’s minor league career like it wasn’t entirely just a few months ago.

Giménez!!

No Buck, we wanted a lot more breathing room for the Jays

Fuck off unpire. Can’t be shitting the bed here.

Bassitt - Flu - Seranthony - Hoffman?

Varland has now set the record for most appearances in a postseason with 180

98.8mph comebacker after a beanball is probably the funniest result.

Wrobleski was definitely the escalating little bitch on that one.

I think you go to Bieber for an inning or two now. Scherzer is getting squared up.

HOLY FUCKING DEFENSE!!!!!

I thought there were 2 out. I was so confused. Hell of a catch!