When the left are fed up and speak out in hyperbole, they are punished in a way the blatantly fascist need never fear. #bringbackPattonOswalt @safety.bsky.app

Brief: We need a cutting edge industrial design. (Selects Blender default cube, sends to print)

You can disagree and argue as much as you like but the point of evaluating something scientifically is that not every statement should be given equal credence because evidence matters

I won’t post the screenshot because they are named, but someone please do a welfare check on Megyn Kelly’s barely legal” children

Weather app is forecasting heavy irony tonight 👀

This is the news that I was alerted about today. Nature is healing.

I guess you have to give the MOY to Vogt for leading the Guardians to a Wildcard loss despite losing two pitchers to gambling suspensions. And trading Bieber to the pennant winner.

The McRib is the Waffle House index of crypto bro-ing

Really enjoying Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein

You know what’s rude? Automatically hiding posts based on language. The options shown at @moderation.bsky.app should be moved to Settings, and set to Warn so we can see what what the realities of this new Nanny State look like.

Two days into the offseason, and Shane Bieber just gave us a huge win. 💙

If you’re supposed to be home before the streetlights come on, you’d better leave soon.

Unlike other teams that have to wait until Thursday, the Toronto Blue Jays could (re)sign Bo Bichette right… now. Use some of that tasty postseason money, and sign him now. … How about: Now. Now?

Baseball, a team sport, is obsessed with individual stats, awards, and accomplishments, meanwhile ignoring teams where the sum of their parts ascend to greatness.

Blue Jays fans don’t get a parade, but this team deserves one. They should have the honour of sitting on the field and watching us parade past them, applauding and showing them the same love they felt for each other. Truly a special team. 💙🩵💙

📜 Congratulations to the Dodgers for barely beating the Blue Jays. 📢 THANK YOU TO THE TORONTO BLUE JAYS FOR AN AMAZING YEAR.

Molitor should have thrown to Varland to honour our Minnesota connection

Noah Reid singing the Anthem of Friendship

Guys. It’s November, and the Blue Jays are still playing baseball in the goddam World Series. What a season. What a postseason. What a series. What about one more win?

If the Jays don’t get Gausman some runs i’m gonna beat them up and take their Halloween candy

We don't cast off one segment of society to save ourselves. It's a betrayal of everything we're trying to defend. It's a cowardly kind of self-preservation. If your plan for escaping this bank robbery involves deliberately killing a few of our fellow hostages, maybe sit this chat out for a while?

It is Halloween, and tonight the Toronto Blue Jays are playing non-elimination baseball in the goddam World Series. With the chance to clinch. Holy. Forking. Shirtballs.

Trey and Bo

Trey Goddam Yesavage. Wow.

Dodger Stadium should have a flyover of Canadian water bombers during the national anthems.

It is October 29th, and tonight the Toronto Blue Jays are playing a non-elimination game of baseball in the goddam World Series. Okay now, back to work.

Wake up Babe, a new Coldplay cheating couple has been captured on camera

A lot of people are having big feelings about using the intentional walk, and folks that’s adorable.

Okay, let’s both score 2 runs each in the 17th inning, then go 4 more scoreless and see.

Whaddaya say Blue Jays, feeling hitterish?

This World Series game is what happens when an unhittable force meets an unswingable object.

On Scherzdays we wear blue

It’s not the #WorldSeries without murdering the national anthems

Isn't that what the Kardashians instagram accounts are for?

Yamamoto was filthy. This is why it’ll take at least 5 games. #WANTIT

If your smartass shirt looks bad when your team is behind, maybe don’t wear it.

Teams appealed evenly matched, dOdGeRs FaVOureD tO wiN

oh look a surprise appearance by these random guys no thank you #WorldSeries

Mandatory bibs for idiots

I’m in standing room at @torontobluejays.bsky.social , behind accessible seating, where a kid/teen in a wheelchair is distraught because he can’t see anything with everyone standing up. If anyone happens to be in a box or something with extra seats, this is your chance to do a good deed.

Why is Max Fried’s dad at the game

DAAAAAAAAA General Admission spots are taken up by Fox broadcasting that should have been in a 300s-400s box suite somewhere

I’ve heard “32 years” almost as much during this #WorldSeries game as “41 years” during any given Scherzer start

GRAND BANDA SLAMBDA!

In appreciation of the Buffalo Bills’ support of the Toronto Blue Jays in the ALDS, I am returning the favour by cheering for the Buffalo Sabres tonight in their game with the… Toronto Rangers?

Hot take: Full dark at 7pm is stupid

Would have loved to hear Danté’s take on the Ikea returns line vis a vis Level of hell

We have the Bat Flip and Joe Carter, but now we need a name for Springer’s big Dinger. The Big Dinger? The (Knee)Capper? ___?

Thanksgiving continues! #ALCS #WorldSeries2025

The bottom beat the biggest bottom of them all: The Dumper