Friends.

It’s heeeeere

I think we could all use a puppy snuggle right now. They’re 4 weeks old today.

Huh

That is a wrap! Last night, Dave & Tim closed out Riviera Maya joined by Jake Simpson for a few unforgettable songs. Thank you all for coming! #DaveTimMexico

Cleanser

Carney’s speech had made it easy for me to pare down my follows.

Truth

My manager pronounces words incorrectly. In speech and writing. We don’t correct her because it’s hilarious. A wee sampling: That’s lunacrist. I’m really kerplexed And a personal fave “well isn’t this a k’dumdum” These aren’t one offs. Regular use.

Christ on a cracker, this is fucking fantastic.

Kindly, or unkindly, miss me with the “Canada is just as bad” bullshit.

Thank God for Carney.

Winnie and Duffy have been marked safe from this black garbage bag.

Yes. Good.

For the love of god, when do we get Jay Bruce?

JFC that’s a ton of money.

My god this is boring.

There is no way I can simply pick up season 2 of the Night Manager TEN YEARS LATER.

😩 so much snow

Honestly did not expect this to be the outcome.

Doing the giant crossword with my dad, who can’t see well. Great fun!

I knew I saved this for a reason. Great career.

There is no way I can simply pick up season 2 of the Night Manager TEN YEARS LATER.

Every time.

Bathroom reno shouldn’t be boring

@danelvis1.bsky.social happy birthday!!

16 mins in. Could be the worst show I’ve seen in a long time.

Kristy Noem pants on fire. 10s of millions came into the country illegally! Fuck off.

Shout out to my #ldnont neighbourhood for continuing to play “when is garbage day?” Surprise! It’s tomorrow! First pick up since Dec 22!

😱👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 One of the best shows ever.

🤔

My God. Switzerland. 😢

Bed for me. Happy New Year, phone-fam!

Fkn hell game 7 is on mlb network

Stop fkn snowing

Might just go ahead and put my jammies on.

OH. MY. GOD. Late Christmas gift from Maddie. One for me and one for dad.

Farewell, Snoopy Christmas clothes, for another year.

Why ever not?

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or alice in chains. George Michael - Listen Without Prejudice

This is new!

Listen. Sort this shit out.

Stop it.

A short story. That’s hilarious…

Not ideal.

Omg bed.

🙄

Merry Christmas phone fam!

Falalalala Fk Danielle Smith 🎶 #abpoli #alberta