Ooooh Dundon getting the ProPublica treatment

What a denouement

POINK is simple, true to the spirit of doink and represents the success of points. Please adopt

A doink that goes in needs a name of its own. A F-Goink is unwieldy and awful. A POINK maybe because you get the points. Just spitballing here

Jusczzssjjkjjsk is one of those guys that makes you mistakenly think you couldve been an NFL player. Not especially fast or anything. Just looks like a guy inserted in the game on a charity fantasy event. Reality of course being hilariously different.

Hahahaha Karty finding a way to be the donkey

Coulda won the game SF, but you got all small balled after the fumble. Might still win but not because you made it happen.

Loser playcalling imo

Holy crap that just won the game

My fellow patriots join me in applauding Danica Patrick for her eloquent words and allow me to add English song word in America absolute top festivity belief in how it gains

a reminder that this is Tyler Cowen

Can this dude not once look and speak like a robot. Lost cause even when he’s trying to be spicy

The Big Ten talking to private equity

This happened four blocks away from me while I was sound asleep. It is impossible to read the details and see the photos and think of the perpetrators of this as anything other than profoundly evil.

I continue to think that one of the reasons this country is falling apart is the wholesale abandonment of public virtue as a broadly shared aspiration. Or even something people should be embarrassed about if they don’t have it.

UNC: University of Nazi Compliance

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. The greatest assemblage of losers ever

This Sunday night halftime crew is so desperately bad. They all want to be memorable and they all say nothing while yelling.

Scott Hansen’s incredible enthusiasm on RedZone is one of the few pure things left in this country and that’s why I’ll find out tomorrow he’s on the board of Patriot Front

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GENO TIME

No one outside of @aschnitt53.bsky.social wants to see a resurrected Chiefs team. No one. Even Andrew in his heart is tired of them.

Europe wins the Ryder Cup and Butker pulls a FG five minutes later. Woooo

And Tyrell Hatton, the English Shane Lowry, puts it away. Europe went into the raving asshole den of Trump's America and shoved it in their faces for two days, and then held on in the face of the American charge on Sunday, and that was a beautiful Ryder Cup, beginning to end.

Shane Lowry makes his birdie to split a point with Russell Henley, Europe retains the Ryder Cup

Shane Lowry my man. So happy for him. You could tell it meant the WORLD.

I’m so damn happy. Eat it, Bryson. Suck it in. Choke on it.

SHANE LOWRY GO ON SON

This is NBC’s wet dream. Every match mattering to the end. Ben Griffin looks like an angry 70s dad in those glasses he wears.

RORY YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD

Justin Rose, oldest man in the event, dominating the event.

Holy lord do I loathe Bryson

Why did I draft Brian Thomas Jr and Ladd McConkey you ask? It’s a fair question and one that’s currently bedeviling me every Sunday

Drew Allar I’m sure is a wonderful young man, but any efforts to make him an NFL prospect, nevermind a top QB prospect seem blatantly insane.

Oregon would’ve been an all time gag but the safety made a play. Ducks are a force. That shouldn’t have been close

Dave Doeren has made enough money from NC State. I think we all mostly agree. It’s a weird deal where NC State is definitely a mid program but should Dave continue to get generationally wealthy for being mid? I’d say no.

I’m watching PSU-Oregon but I see from here a world class Doeren-ing is unfolding

Windsor, Ontario, lesser known for its collegiate TEs and more for its regionally famous ballet.

Brennaman cutting to the chase immediately

LOL —- Thom Brennaman on the State call. “I pride myself and think of myself as a man of faith—as there's a pass deep down the sideline from Bailey to Justin Joly, and so that'll make it a 14–0 ballgame. I don't know if I'm gonna be putting on this headset again.”

Fleetwood with a nut punch. What a putt

Justin Rose’s putting has been INSANE. That was so cool.

Hovland you are a bad man

RORY.

RORY.

Attn @dieworkwear.bsky.social

LFG Europe. Leave no doubt.

Justin Thomas and his Facebook banner ad ass golf shoes

This was the whole vibe of True Detective season 1.