Trump sees this and the tortillas flying and they’re gonna send to 101st to Lubbock.

It’s true. Our kicker also randomly killed a guy and no one really talked about it.

Lorelai Gilmore talking to her daughter every 3rd episode.

Title Card for Predator Badlands hits well into the movie and prompted me to say “oh this fucks” outloud.

This is the (sub)Way.

Let freedom onion ring

Sig Sauer is selling Turning Point branded pistols and I don’t think they thought this marketing campaign all the way through. www.sigsauer.com/firearms/pis...

Overheard walking out of Frankenstein “Ain’t no way the monster has the lateral quickness to guard modern monsters at the 3-point line.”

Kinda feels like this right now

The nation yearns for north texas taking that Memphis spot

This being the US judicial system the color of the onions matters.

Dick Cheney has just endorsed Cuomo.

IF THE SWEET ONION TERIYAKI DOES NOT FIT THEN YOU MUST AQUIT

Just making this now for when we need it in 2 years

I guess eventually your 5th heart just gives out.

say what you want about the man...he cared about gas prices and damn if he got things done. He died how he lived. Creating value for shareholders and burning out the 5th heart he stole from a much younger man.

If they want to make it harder for you to do it, then you should do everything you can to do it.

Sicko shit

Jake Fumbleson

Jake Ferguespthon

Finally we will get the answer to questions like: what is velocity of a 12in sandwich slug? What’s the penetration power of a hoagie vs a sub?

The night my lens on my F4 died

When the jays beat Seattle I mostly saw jays fans making donations to children’s hospitals in Seattle etc. Since the dodgers won I’ve mostly seen….people still upset about 2017.

I’ve decided this was the highlight of the World Series

The World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers are built off an immigrant fanbase of Latinx fans which makes the team’s continued betrayal of that community, weak statements when they’re under attack, and thirst to abandon it such a turnoff to many. ICE & LAPD will race to the bottom at the parade.

So do Kershaw and Treinen ride a Dodger float or with ICE?

I had this absolute banger locked and loaded

Free Ippei

Running food distro at the dia celebration today.

Carry on my wayward sons.

One bootleg hood classic per child

10 mins into Halloween and I have seen: A car crash. Been sexually harassed by a pink pony and a club. (honestly good costumes) Watched princess daisy and princess peach argue. Got called daddy bear by a bartender wearing a halo.

Obviously the Blue Jays pitchers are using some illegal communication tool to know what pitch to throw

I’ve been on the right side of morality since 2017

@theleemoriarty.bsky.social’s art opening in LA on film.

www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/k... Mugshot campaign merch about to go triple platinum. We’re talking the hope poster old school cassette sales triple platinum. Bryan Adams song on a Kevin Costner movie soundtrack sales.

What I Learned Caring for My Bald Head During Cancer Treatment www.thecut.com/article/what...

The unsaid thing by those who prefer a world where people suffer is that they need people to suffer so they also have the power of the threat that you one day will be the one suffering. The problem is they don’t realize is that they to will one day suffer. It’s a cycle of pain for us all.

Lord I’ve seen what you’ve done for others….

Accidentally double exposed Bob Baker Day and a parking lot Lucha Libre show

C’mon man.

Astros fans know that this is all Myles Straw’s fault.

17th inning stretch