I feel like we saw this game Friday night…

The Astros needed to go 4-2 this week. Instead it looks like they’re going to go 2-4. They really need to not be buyers over the next 3 weeks.

Why is it that every other team has figured out how to pitch to Joc Pederson except for the Astros?

What’s this news alert about?

Dear In-n-Out, If you are aware enough that your fries are ass that you actually serve them with two unopened packets of salt, maybe in the future just…I don’t know…salt them?

I don't mean to be dramatic, but I snarfed a piece of lettuce into my nasal cavity, and I might die.

Am I confident enough in my manhood that I can stop watching this abortion of a baseball game and put on “Mamma Mia!” instead? Yes. Yes I am.

Espada should have made Arrighetti swallow that shit sandwich instead of putting Santa in this situation. Piss poor managing.

I spoke with Mitch McConnell for twenty minutes this morning and he said he would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids

Gotta admit…I don’t hate this.

Is the pitcher who just gave up the home run to Altuve named Cornholio?

Burrows to AAA. Santa in July.

Matt Turner got to touch a ball. Good times.

I’m really trying not to spin out, but we look like we’ve never played together before tonight.

What a garbage showing…

3 shots on goal for the whole half? Ridiculous.

Is Pulisic contributing anything so far?

Still just standing around waiting for someone else to make a play…

Soooo much standing around and watching…

US team is a step slow so far.

Mike Burrows throws a lot of innings, but 75% of those inning suck.

“Josh Miller out to have a word with Mike Burrows.” Hope those words are, “stop sucking.”

I’m not just looking for things to be pissy about, but Geoff Blum has gotten progressively worse with his catchphrases, right? Nothing is as bad as the Afternoon Delight riff when Walker homers, but ‘Hey bartender! How bout a Yainer bomb?!?’ is pretty close.

It’s raining nowhere else in Houston, but somehow in Oak Forest we’ve gotten almost 3” since 9 last night. Which my wife says is a good size.

Wow. I’m exhausted and I watched the second half from bed.

Things are getting nuts in Mexico City…

Is taking a player like Saka off a product of being down a man?

BREAKING: SUPREME COURT RULES 6-3 THAT PRESIDENT TRUMP AS UNLIMITED PARDON POWER AT FIFA. #Satire

Haaland almost smiled after that goal… Almost.

Can I learn Spanish by watching the World Cup exclusively on Peacock? ¿Cómo se dice "terminator" en inglés?

From the late 90’s… zapatopi.net/belgium/

You ever get the idea that Dana Brown just says shit? “We’re going to be in the Skubal and Gray sweepstakes” Get the fuck out of here.

The Sheep Detectives has no right being as good as it is.

I guess for once, the US is going to benefit from Trump’s corruption?

So, I managed to see Yordan’s walkoff and avoid all of the Freedom 250/PeePaw’s DementiaShow coverage. But I admit, curiosity is getting the better of me. Anyone point me to the “highlights”?

HOU Home Run! Yordan Alvarez homers (29) on a fly ball to center field. Jose Altuve scores. The score is now HOU 10, TB 8 (Bottom 9)

YORDAN!!!

This appears to be evergreen.

Doubling down on the bad calls. That’s not a red.

Do the FIFA officials in this evenings match happen to work SEC football or baseball games? Because…

Harry Kane is a bad, bad man. 👀👀👀

Not breaking any news here, but Mexico has the best World Cup kits.

Good news here is that at 90 pitches through 5, Burrows is done for the night. Or at least should be, Joe…

HOU Home Run! Yordan Alvarez hits a grand slam (26) to right center field. Yainer Diaz scores. Raynel Delgado scores. Jose Altuve scores. The score is now HOU 6, MIN 3 (Bottom 4)

So…Yordan isn’t still in a slump then.

While Mandred’s MLB will stay silent about this, I talk solace in knowing in my heart of hearts that this dipshit deserves whatever beating he is inevitably going to run into.

And promptly makes me look like (more of) an asshole.

First and third with one out. Unfortunately, Yainer Diaz is coming to bat…

Watching Yainer Diaz bat while Victor Caratini catches reminds me of this for some reason…