She should try reading the Epstein files.

It’s that time of year…

Texas A&M sweeps Kentucky to achieve their first women's volleyball national championship in school history 🏆

WHOOP!

Let’s go Aggies…

College Volleyball is such a great sport. Both A&M and Kentucky are playing at a really high level right now.

Rallies are easier than governing, I guess.

Marcel Reed is not a good quarterback. He instead looks like a very bad quarterback.

That’s ballgame. Fuck.

Here comes the unravel… I’ve got better things to do than continuing to watch this abomination.

Marcel Reed’s footwork is crappy right now.

Lowe slashed .256/.307/.477 with 31 homers/ translating to a 116 OPS+ and a 1.9 WAR. Good range factors for a 2b. Will be a FA after this season. Burrows on the other hand is very controllable. He put up 3.94 ERA with a 1.24 WHIP over 96 innings (19 starts). Above average fastball.

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Wow!!! A&M Volleyball with the 3-0 sweep over Pitt to get the chance to play for the NCAA championship on Sunday.🤩🤩🤩 Congrats and Gig’Em!!! 👍

But that’s before the Groupon.

On a happier note, I baked a cake for my wife’s birthday…

Trump tonight: Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me

Ken Paxton has launched a snitch line to gather reports of supposed violations of Texas' transphobic bathroom policing law. Please do not abuse this snitch line. Please do not fill it with faff and nonsense. Please do not attach huge, unwieldy and irrelevant documentation to any reports.

I am having a really difficult time getting in any kind of holiday spirit. Everything is just an expensive, loud, crowded bummer. Right now I’d just as soon skip to January 5.

Annual reminder that Leonard Cohen’s Hallelujah is in no way, shape, or form a Christmas Song. No matter how much Pentatonix pretends otherwise.

Anyone think he won't be unilaterally (and illegally) declaring war on Venezuela or some other country to distract from the Epstein files being released on Friday?

Things are about to get really bad in Texas & Louisiana...

BREAKING: Darrell K. Royal Texas Memorial Stadium will continue to be the home field for the University of Texas Longhorns for the 2026 season, a source close to the situation told me.

New #OffDay with @ballparknationusa.bsky.social We're reflecting on the loss of #RobReiner #AggieVB moving on! The state of the bowl system YT: buff.ly/3PBdP7f APL: buff.ly/30kKQ14 POD: buff.ly/4dEsic2 Listen/Watch, like and subscribe. And don't forge to tip your wait staff.

Please take 7 and a half minutes and watch this.

Additionally, watch how Australia actually responds to this tragedy. Dollars to donuts it’ll be something more than “thoughts and prayers”.

I can’t unsee this

Just devastating.

Everyone in the 1994 version of Miracle on 34th Street is so pretty, but none are more pretty than Dylan McDermott. Who is, by the way, not Dermot Mulroney.

Congratulations to the Aggie Volleyball team. Beating Nebraska any time is huge. To eliminate them from the field in Lincoln for a trip to the Final Four is huge!

I’m not arguing about Jasmine Crockett with anti-Black people for the next however many months. If she gets the nomination, she gets my vote. If Talarico gets the nomination, he gets my vote. Because I’m not a moron and our lives are in danger. It’s that simple.

What’s the best John Hughes movie and why is it Christmas Vacation?

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If you subtract racism and lies from Stephen Miller’s rants, all of a sudden he’s silent.

10 straight incomplete passes? Impressive. The Texans are being completely outplayed, outcoached, and outclassed.

Why do we watch the Texans go brain dead every single week?

I think Ersery is going to be a good tackle, but he commits boneheaded penalties at the worst possible time…

Oh…the Chiefs are the “Heavyweight Champs”? Someone should tell Philly.

It worked out, but maybe don’t give the refs the opportunity to guess their way into a roughing the kicker penalty next time?

Finally? I mean, ok…I guess.

Is it really that hard to put a spy on Mahomes?

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

Clearly I’m an idiot. Why wouldn’t you play A&M/Miami at 11 AM? Who doesn’t want to watch Oregon/JMU in prime time?

Is this a reference to F1 or a Star Wars prequel?

Sorry Real World Sean, but I’m flying this morning to Seattle in an old hoodie, some joggers, and a baseball cap. Despite all the potential tribulations my lack of fine dress presents, I am still managing to be civil.

Motherfucker…that’s a participation trophy.

How many Flavortown Caliente Margaritas* can a person have**and still be let on a plane***? *Only place that didn’t have a line in EWR, terminal A, so forgive my transgressions. **I’m at 4. ***I have time to guzzle one more…

Yes. I had 5 fouls to give…

Hakeem Olajuwon now and forever.