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I'm beginning to think Bryan Abreu could fuck up a wet dream...

Dammit Teng...now we have to see Abreu pitch the 9th.

This is Molly. She was finally found a week after her human fell down a 180-foot waterfall while hiking together in New Zealand. Her human was badly injured and rescued by helicopter, but Molly was missing. A week later, Molly was found at the base of the waterfall and reunited with her human. 14/10

Today, and every day: Respect my trans homies or I will identify as a fucking problem.

Are the Red Sox mad at Oviedo?

Encouraging things happening at Daikin Park. Simply an outstanding outing from LMJ. Also, can these just BE the regular uniforms? They are so much better than the regular white jerseys.

The fuck is a cody bolton?

Ted Cruz knows people can see him, right?

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Beyond everything else wrong with this post from a sitting President, the fact that an individual who has been found civilly liable for SA and is accused pedophile thinks he needs to put the word touched in quotes is remarkably telling.

I appreciate that the Angels are a horrible defensive team. I mean, I really do.

Why in the world is Munoz still In this inning? Someone wake up Espada…

lol. Roa is warming up. Espada must think this two run lead is insurmountable.

Jesus Christ, why is Todd Kalas so bad at judging fly balls?

Munoz doesn’t want to go back to the Cincinnati Reds organization, so he’s ensuring that they won’t want him back.

Can’t throw cookies like that in MLB. Unless it’s to Astros hitters…

All of a sudden, 75 wins seems really generous. Really. Generous.

I think it’s perfectly normal for them to want to see what they’re paying for…

We scored twice! In the same game. 🙄

Altuve at cleanup? This is an unserious franchise.

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The smallest man in America.

Honestly, watching the bald eagle fly during the National Anthem was the highlight of my day at Daikin. It was all downhill after that.

Zero offense, thin bullpen, questionable managerial decisions. Wonder how long it will be before Loperfido gets the Astros’ stink on his bat?

Clearly Soriano is going to win his first Cy Young this year…🙄

Altuve was practically playing behind 2nd. There was a full 89 feet between him and Walker for…reasons? I guess props to Soler for doing what he’s supposed to do with that nonsense.

1.64 WHIP isn’t going to cut it…

Eww…

Current situation…

Peña will be brough along slowly and won't be in the lineup today. Which means Paredes is in the lineup. Other than Yordan hitting 2nd, this is about what we should expect until Jeremy returns. Happy Opening Day!

I know I'm not the only one who hates the slogan the Astros' marketing department has created for this season. Can we come up with some sort of 2026 tag for Astros related items on this app besides #chasethefight? #PleaseStayHealthyYordan #AtLeastWe'reNotTheAngels #BrisketOnEVERYConcession

As I generally don’t like our current uniforms, I’m going to the vault for opening day tomorrow. Should i go with the Jimmy Wynn or the Jose Cruz?

37 Years Ago Today: Bush Decries Exxon Valdez Spillage of 'Precious, Precious Oil'

I was told you can go blind doing that.

Joseph Sullivan sounds like the name of 19th century pugilist. He should get himself a handlebar mustache.

Since I paid for TSAPre and can't currently use it, will I be getting a refund from the DHS? Same question from the Clear folks who aren't being allowed to operate at IAH.

I'm seeing a lot of what I consider intelligent baseball fans falling back on "he's looked good this spring" when discussing players who underperformed last year (or for multiple years). We don't believe anything that comes out of Florida or Arizona right? Or is this just wishful thinking?

In light of Dana Brown claiming in the last 24 hours that extensions for Hunter Brown and Jeremy Pena are a priority, I'm curious about something. Are any Astros fans still buying that this club will actually try to extend young players? Has anyone besides Javier signed an extension under Brown?

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My 100lb kitchen helper, always ready for duty…

Still one of my biggest “what might have been” stories, sports wize anyway.

We live in a world where a nepo-plumber is trying to convince a group of Senators (who are going to confirm him anyway) that the US military needed his expertise over all of our special forces. Confabulation is something dementia sufferers do. This chode is just a remarkably unskilled liar.

Remember how we said they were miserable, self-serious idiots? Confirmed.

There are a million things I can get in Houston food wise that are world class. Southern Italian isn’t one of them. Thank god for the northeast.

When your dad buys your grades throughout your life, you probably never learn what a strait is…

Eugenio also having a little fun!