I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer

a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit

This is like Obama’s “clinging to guns and religion” comment, only far more cynical and insulting. Trump’s thinking here goes like this “I know you rubes love your churches and country music so yeah, vote for my guy, he likes that shit too, and that lady wants to take it from you.”

One of the things about trust is that it is efficient. It saves you having to invest a lot of time and effort in verification, and if placed in the right places, saves you a lot of pain. "The diseases will do the education" is what we get when we don't trust.

I like in Home Alone when Kevin gives a 20-cent tip to the pizza man and then pretends to murder him for his own amusement.

So, here's what I don't get: They know his brain is on the fritz. Obviously. But, even knowing that, even if he gets to a point where it just isn't functioning at all, they'll never have him resign, impeach him, or use the 25th Amendment. So, what's the play here? Just keep him monitored?

One sign that your brain is super good is when your doctors keep giving you cognitive tests

Government actors who refuse to be bound by the rule of law are not morally entitled to its protection.

I love X, The Everything App™️

I will say it’s good to see TPUSA is carrying on Charlie Kirk’s legacy by being an irredeemable piece of garbage.

The first strike was also murder. You can’t just up and kill civilians on the high seas and then claim you were at war with them.

What if I grated a half pound of cheddar cheese and just ate that for supper?

this is just rank cowardice, the student very obviously disregarded the instructions and the assignment to antagonize her peers and instructors and provoke this exact reaction, society simply can’t function when the people in charge scurry like kicked dogs every time some troll bully says boo

If you want a college education where you get to write papers bragging about honoring the Lord at the expense of the humanity of others, Oral Roberts University is right down the road.

and you know what? these students should also be judged, and judged harshly for this. running to the admins and state legislators and the press because you got a fairly earned failing grade on an assignment is and should be seen as a mark of extremely poor character. it makes you a very bad person.

Can't stop. Won't stop.

Part of the reason I'm more concerned about my parents being scammed than mugged is that they receive multiple calls per day trying to scam them and do not receive multiple mugging attempts per day. I also feel like the cops would maybe try to catch the mugger vs scammers who'd 100% get away with it

just spitballing here: a good slogan for dems in 2026 or 2028 might be BAN SCAMS

I love getting called into work at 745 on a Sunday.

Kiffin is on the tarmac right now.

Oh my God, Auburn.

If Trump does go through with his threatened invasion of Venezuela without Congressional approval, that should absolutely be grounds for immediate impeachment proceedings. We would need mass, popular mobilization calling for his removal from office. It has to be a red line.

"Fewer," but whatever.

"AMERICA IS BACK"

I don't think people should be wearing fur coats in the year of our Lord 2025.

“The EGG / a symbol of life!” - Adam Yauch

this is by far the least cool anyone has ever made doing drugs look

I bet a lot of people will watch this and none of them deserve to have souls

Conservatives believe getting an A for nonsense is a human right but food isn’t.

The Missouri Tigers running some early 90s Nebraska offense.

It’s very funny that Zohran scheduled a meeting with both Trump and Adam Friedland in the same week

a few candidates have talked about this but any Dem planning to run in 2028 should make it explicit: the next DOJ will, in fact, go after you if you’re funding this awful ballroom, or any other pay to play deals you make with this administration

texas ass & mouth

Lol A&M

And I don't know if the answer is: everyone is too traumatized to do work and we need to reinvent society. Or if it's more like: generations are losing their cognitive abilities and willpower due to destructive technologies. Or: we all have post-viral brain damage. Or: all of the above.

It feels like its been 11 pm for the past 4 hours.

that crowd pop 💙

This looks like if Saddam Hussein went to a Michaels®

This is actually a relevant factor here: it's been pretty clear SOUTHCOM, whose commander resigned, has been pushing back, at least somewhat. They're putting it under the operational command of SOCOM specifically because that's the most already rotten place you'll find people happy to do crimes.

Not sure I can explain it, but UT vs A&M should be played during the day.

~20 years from now we're all going to hear a teenager say "I was born in the wrong generation, I'm jealous of everyone who got to live through the 2020s" and I think we should promise each other that when that day comes, we'll try not to throw this person directly into the sun

The fact doomers have gone from "America is over" to "Dems won't hold anyone responsible when this is over" can actually be read as an optimistic signal imo.

The capitulation of liberals on trans rights signaled to the right that they were primed and vulnerable.

There might be no better example of the war coming home than a CIA trained teen death squad recruit getting asylum in the US and then shooting a bunch of soldiers who were deployed to DC for no reason other than Kabuki Security Theater

If Pete Hegseth isn’t tried and imprisoned, there really is no point to anything anymore, and I say that without a trace of hyperbole.

Hegseth - and the people carrying out his orders - need to be tried in The Hague for this

Hegseth is a war criminal and I think it doesn’t get the attention it deserves because he’s also stupid and it’s hard to reconcile the gravity of his crimes with his clownish persona www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

Hagueseth

Absolute fucking disaster no matter who wins again, Miss State finishing out a brutal slog, Ole Miss losing even if they win because Lane’s jerking the whole universe around, 10/10 ideal college football stakes and environment

Compare the administration reaction to the murders of Melissa and Mark Hortman to the response to the guard shooter. It doesn't exactly dispel the belief that they were waiting for this to happen.