Racism is so embarrassing. Treating a group of people numbering in the millions as if they were all the same. It's like hating everyone named Jeff

Sleeper cells aren't real, shut the fuck up, this isn't a movie, if this was a movie a bad guy would have died at least once in my lifetime

"Sleeper cells" oh you mean civilian expats whose families you just killed for no reason

what absolute fucken nimrod didn’t name this PROTINI????

Man, that last shot was brutal, though.

Nebraska Cornhusker basketball fever

I like how my apartment is a thousand degrees.

This is completely psychotic. He’s just a guy. And they’ve turned the full power of the nation against him because they fucked up their cleansing operation with him so badly.

Targeting civilian infrastructure is a war crime. The media should report that.

Remember when people said that military leadership would have disobeyed insane orders

My son Visigoth went to Chick-fil-A and demanded an order of steak from the cashier.

i'd genuinely rather struggle to win 52 senate seats and let this asshole switch parties than do what's necessary to keep him in the caucus

Man, I fucking hope it happens on a Saturday.

worse. Saxon Musk is 20 years old.

The Defiant Dads of Brooklyn are in mourning today

Which reminds me...

This is kind of funny, but it's a muted response compared to when it finally happens, hearing fireworks and people playing FDT in the distance is gonna be funny as hell. Your super racist and transphobic cousin is gonna die mad about it.

it probably isn't helping anyone's mental state that the news every morning is like "Things Have Gotten Much Worse Again! Further, No Sign of Anyone Attempting to Stop It" great thanks

look, he’s a poster. he’s always been a poster. he happens to be president, but he’s a poster first and i can hardly expect a poster not to post “rip bozo” in his situation.

Uncanny how Robert Mueller and the Rule of Law died so close to each other.

Good demonstration of what ‘norms’ and ‘restraint’ get you from these people

No one better personified the political status quo's ability to identify the danger we faced in intimate detail while declining to act on it out of a sense of propriety.

If you are not impressed by the picture of a Black Hole, clearly you do not understand the gravity of the situation…

lol he even put on a checkered flannel

Cheeks

I think routinely missing buckets will probably not work out as a long term strategy.

i don’t know how many people will get this but holy shit

I don't respect govt services that make a profit, if they do someone needs to be fired

"did you know the USPS is losing money" no I didn't know and I still don't care do you know how much money your president has lost you since January

The reason so many guys got upset when Charlie Kirk died is it proved you could be killed for having and shitty podcast

Alexis de Tocqueville here, and let me tell you I've played a LOT of geoguessr

The amount of damage I'm about to inflict on my body tonight is going to require some recovery time, I'll tell you that.

I can't explain why, but for some reason I've spent a good part of the day thinking about how much Mark Twain would've hated Bill Maher.

It's hot.

Flushes out the side of the toilet

on the one hand, every time i see one of these clips, my eyes turn red and i start breathing flame because what did you think was going to happen, you fucking assholes on the other hand, i want these clips on every single nightly news program

CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N

googoo dolls iris voice

I have not seen Platner convincingly talk about anything he's said or done in a way that suggests that he understands why he was wrong, or really admits he was wrong, or feels he has work to do to get to a better place. this is not encouraging!

Stu, I’d like to explain something about politics to you. Not supporting one candidate does not imply support for another. Saying so has a very “if you don’t vote for Harris you’re voting for Trump” ring to it, ironically.

Literal and unambiguous Nazi shit.

It’s because he is an absolute traitor to what he told us he would be. And now we can see those same fault lines forming in Maine with Platner and Dems are like, “who cares about the rotten person, we have numbers to meet.” And I ain’t playing that game anymore.

Pope Leo is the first Pope to have ever experienced the US healthcare system, so there's that

virtually every main social ill we face right now is downstream from the fact that rich people have more money than they know what to do with. national security risk

When you convince people to vote for Fetterman to stop Trump but he keeps voting to advance Trump’s agenda and you won’t do anything about it