I'm gonna have to start a GoFundMe.

You could have me bake you something, own an autographed LRZ helmet, wear the same clothes @jakeeisenberg.bsky.social wore on a broadcast. We have it all

We have items for all budgets. Come hang with me at Kelly’s in Westport, buy our old McArthurs 9th infantry banner, or find a missing bobblehead for your collection new.biddingowl.com/garagesale2026

Someone needs to tell celebrities to stop getting plastic surgery to look like Bruce Campbell’s character from Escape from LA

How can they keep rolling Erceg out in the 9th

Undefeated this month

Swung on, gone‼️ Lane Thomas is feeling grand‼️

Woah!

My oldest nephew just had his first kid born last night so I am offically a great uncle. A move that fits my personality I fear

What a save from Jensen!

The Royals have been out scored 30-1 their last three games and Nicky Lopez hit a HR against them tonight

Absolute banger

Turns out I can’t make Mansoor Delane jump offsides

Royals former beat writer Flanny MLB with us now on Fan Club Friday www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJBA...

Loaded show today. Plenty of #Chiefs and #Royals but we have 10:30 @JakeEisenberg_ 11:00 Kansas AD Travis Goff 1:00 @FlannyMLB 1:30 Mansoor Delane www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJBA...

MLB pitches a 245 million dollar salary cap and a 171.2 million dollar floor

We have made the following roster moves:

They are making Royals city connect Nike Air Max 1s. What do you think?

The #Royals get bad news with Cole Ragans, and GM JJ Picollo with us at 10:30. Plus #Chiefs and #NFL www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMNA...

Anyone else’s kid just leave a book behind on every single place in the house

I fear the Royals must lead MLB in taking middle middle fastballs for a strike

Kids can get old in a hurry

Look at this glorious new item I just got the Cody and Gold garage sale. Recovered from the depths of the K

Desmond is incredibly sensitive and is very sad about 1st grade ending and not seeing his friends for awhile. He told me his plan is to cry for two days and then be just sad for a few more while he adjusts. Just in case you don’t have enough feelings today

The #Royals slide continues, more on #RasheeRice for the #Chiefs, and @jbbrisco.com at 11 www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pdsg...

It’s the real Royals fans at the K tonight because a friend just sent me someone wearing a black #19 Brian Anderson jersey. You have to work to own that

Imagine being stressed out about life and the state of the world and then you walk outside to clear your head and see this

Chiefs new RB Emmett Johnson with us now www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5VK...

How was he out? You can clearly see Cags beat him. Whats the point of replay if they won’t fix the mistake

Field Day still clearly rules

Report from Matt Foster at KSHB says Rashee Rice violated his probation after testing positive for marijuana. Rice has been ordered to serve 30 days in jail, meaning he will miss #Chiefs OTAs & Mandatory Mini-Camp.

Seeing how Bancroft is my prominent shared family name should I visit Bancroft in Missouri

I’d rather put my dick in a blender than listen to this

Just watching baseball while being forced to play Desmond’s math jeopardy he made up because he played Jeopardy at school one. He’s in first grade

First pitch for tonight's game vs. the Boston Red Sox has been moved up to 6:10 p.m. CT.

We are doing classic kid stuff today

First time at Rock Island Bridge for KC Cocktail fest and just great to drink outside by some water

I am making a list of every song I have done for the show for a custom vinyl for the Cody and Gold Garage Sale and I did not realize I made this many songs and I fear I am missing some. What's missing?

If I make a custom vinyl of all the stupid songs I have done for the show over the years, what should the album cover have on it? It would be up for the Cody and Gold Garage Sale below

So good

I need to think of some other silly experience based stuff we can do this year

After getting it through legal we are back - 100% of the proceeds benefit the @NLBMuseumKC - Auction items will be available on 965thefan.com - My glasses might be an item for purchase - Experiences up for grabs

A Vinnie bloop ties it up!

The #Royals lose a tough one, the #Chiefs have zero international games and Broncos fans won't stop complaining www.youtube.com/watch?v=W23b...

I was a doubter on Loftin but he has developed into a really nice big league contributor

It’s perfect screen porch weather. Both I and nacho agree

I know it was an out but I’m worried sometimes Cags is gonna kill a guy with a liner one day