I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. By far and away the worst quality soda on the planet comes from those Freestyle machines. I think a lukewarm Dads rootbear that has been stuck under a 1994 grand am would be more enjoyable.

Desmond wants people to come to his basketball games so he has started leaving them video messages on FaceTime to try and guilt them

NASA failed to predict the real splashdown risk.

🔥🔥🔥

The kids got to watch the @kansascitycurrent.bsky.social win, they got to watch warm ups and go on the field with the players. They got the best possible experience and made fans for life

I have covered a TV jingle to make sure the Royals score more runs. It’s all ok now

I would like more people to watch Taskmaster please so I have more people to discuss it with

1.9 billion dollar project with 600 million from the city and maybe 300 million from the state all in Washington Square Park. You should expect this to move fast

City Council to reveal funding plans for a downtown stadium for the Royals according to this. They would still have to vote on it in council but this afternoon a city plan should be out there www.kshb.com/news/local-n...

The #Royals debut new jersey, the offense is STRUGGLING, Andy Reid is on a mission for the #Chiefs , and the Masters is underway www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4Xs...

I like all of it but the hat. The hat isn't quite right but the rest is great

This hoodie is sick

Maybe it’s nothing like Vrabel and Russini are saying or maybe I’m a bad friend. I don’t have any friends that I lock fingers while holding hands, sit in a hot tub for hours and hours, and then finish with a hug while watching the sunset

It’s named Zammoth? It’s perfect. This is the kind of news I need on a day like this

I think Cags should hit a HR this inning

Every infielder touched the ball 😅 This is the first 5-6-4-3 double play since 1995! (h/t @EliasSports, @SlangsOnSports)

No big deal just a solar eclipse as seen from the moon streamed to us here on Earth by astronauts who are farther away from their home planet than any human has ever been

Jenzo for the lead! 💪

Absolutely incredible Nutella ad.

In honor of the Artemis flyby of the moon today. Ned Yost knows about moon landings

VINNIE

Maikel coming through! Please Bobby

Please give us a 500 foot Cags grand slam

So far this season the entire offense has been carried by the bottom of the order.

SALVY!

I have about an hour of unaired a Ned Yost moon conversation. Should I post it here when Artemis gets there?

Cags officially ahead of Jensen in the lineup feels worth noting. He’s hitting as well as anyone on the team

Schefter: Rashee Rice won't be disciplined after investigation into accusations from his former girlfriend. NFL concluded he "has not engaged in conduct that violates the personal conduct policy."

PSA to the league: Temwa is back.   TC6 has officially been removed from the season ending injury list 🙌   🔥 Get your tickets to see Temwa's first minutes this season: bit.ly/40426BuyTixBS

The #Royals need more alarms, the #Chiefs draft less than three weeks away, and the Final Four is this weekend www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mfer...

It’s spring break for my kids but I have to teach at UMKC. They are college kids now

It’s so nice I want to cancel class so I can watch baseball outside with Desmond while we play basketball or join Ruby is joyfully reading outside

Be a good day for Cags first HR of the season

A+

This photo goes hard

Phew #HEYHEYHEYHEY

It was raining pretty hard at this point but my goodness the slapstick

India grand slam!

Win someone 25k Bobby

Maybe let’s just call the game rather than keeping dumping 50 metric tons of stuff on the field to try and make it usable

Probably can’t find a single game the outfield did that last year

That was a sexy bunt

Every ball Cags hitting tonight is 200mph off the bat

What a hilarious attempt at that pop up

The Pasquatch coming out of the fog is immaculate vibes