Trump has attacked sovereign countries, prolonged genocide, antagonized drug cartels, blown up fishing boats, raised the price of everything, removed SNAP benefits, fired countless gov’t workers, caused death from preventable disease…he has made enemies that rhetoric never could.

“Epstein survivors and their henchmen” lmao

A mass shooter's ideology is irrelevant. As long as one side wants gun control and the other doesn't, all mass shootings are right-wing.

Have we confirmed whether or not the gunman was a time traveler?

Me: this is a pretty cool ring Gollum: my preciousssss Me: oh shit is that a Boondock Saints poster signed by both Boondock Saints? Gollum: my other precioussssss

Have we confirmed whether or not the gunman was a time traveler?

Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?

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Googling “Lakers fan weird looking” actually tells you who this cadaver is

Yellow. Now there’s a color.

There probably exists a tax rate at which point the wealthiest will leave NY and possibly the country. We gotta find it. Alt: Mamdani laughing with a caption that says “The Rich Promised to Flee Mamdani's New York. They Haven't.”

Snort laughed at work

Dianne Feinstein 2028

I dunno. I think AI kinda nailed this one.

If Trump starts really laying into journalists at the correspondents dinner, they can protest by chuckling a little instead of laughing wholeheartedly.

Most of a tortoise’s friends are humans, and they get to watch aaaalllllll of them die.

Haaaaaaa only rich people get to do inside trading ya dumb shit

Give me 9 Brandon Marshes

🗑️ <= This is where the Phillies live. It is their home.

TAIJUAN IS GONE youtu.be/dAk6Euat-6A?...

🗑️ <= This is where the Phillies live. It is their home.

My mom, retired swing voter w/ a high school education, "feels like she's seen an uptick" in Lewy body dementia (unconfirmed). Her ex-neighbor's daughter who works in a nursing facility in rural Kansas says it's from the covid vaccine. Both parties fighting hard for her vote.

Hardly a novel observation, but Trump *never* refers to white people as Low-IQ, and the media just plays dumb.

Non-profits should stop offering to put sponsor logos on promotional materials. There's no actual value in it, and everything looks worse with their inclusion. Sponsors that require it are not behaving charitably.

Nothing will stand in the way of my love for my horrible, mummified, reanimated daughter.

A good chunk of my family are Volga Germans from Western Kansas, and they eat something called "raw hamburger dip." Folks, it is aptly titled.

ai bidet that talks like robert downey junior in tropic thunder

There’s a very lazy non-joke that they do on Loot constantly. Basically one character will be overly-enthusiastic or they’ll dance or something in a way that you might not expect them to, and the character opposite them will say something like, “Don’t ever do that again!” I fucking hate it.

I heard “Sadness Pt 1” by Enigma at a restaurant yesterday. The day somehow got better from there.

Go birds

THAT WASN’T “A OK”!!!

Schwartzbaum!

In a normal possession of Sixers v Celtics, I spotted 7 different corporate logos that were not team or network related. I feel like things like this are at best ineffective and at worst poisoning society.

It’s a lot of pressure for Trump to read his first ever book and to do it in front of people.

The Celtics leprechaun at center court looks like his ass is in the front

I would give Li’l Kim the worst sex of her life

Maybe when we're formally established as a necrocracy

What's the status re: Jeff Bezos's grotesque wife's happiness? Still good?

“When shit becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes.”

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong https://theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-gong/

Do you guys like Getdown Services yes or no

Don’t hear as much about the true true these days smdh

one time when I was in university studying in the library there was a little hole in the drywall with an arrow that said “in here” and I looked in the hole and there was a folded up piece of paper that said “in here” and when I unfolded the paper a bunch of pubes fell out and it said “pubes”

You don’t have the votes without people who support trans rights and you don’t neee the votes of manosphere losers. Godspeed!

PUT 👏 HER 👏 BACK