I got to see Thierry Henry play in person once, and then he got sent off after 27 minutes.

That’s going to cost Haiti even the bronze

I simply do not believe Montell Jordan when he talks about South Central.

i'm starting to think our president isn't so great at making deals

Usha Vance has that sexy withered spirit energy

I have concluded this giant thread of (at least) one shirt from my collection for 26 of the 48 participating teams. I hope you thought it was "fine," and slightly more interesting than "local idiot owns thing."

Thank fucking Christ the halftime show is coming up

“No one enjoys leveling Gaza. But if you’re leveling Gaza, might as well enjoy it!”

They evacuated the entire Fan Fest due to a severe thunderstorm warning…except there isn’t one. No weather services reporting one, and there is nothing on radar.

The Philly Fan Fest screen is currently crowd noise with no commentary. It is blissful.

“No one enjoys leveling Gaza. But if you’re leveling Gaza, might as well enjoy it!”

Feel guilty for putting this dickbag into people’s feeds but come on

What do you guys think

WOULD YOU BELIEVE that Colombia’s national team manager played Cousin Larry?!!

Uzbekistan is pretty high on my list of places to visit. Don’t know if this link will work, but it looks incredible. www.instagram.com/reel/DVqfvzd...

In the last month, Italy has competed in the World Baseball Classic and the T20 Cricket World Cup. They may very well miss the FIFA World Cup this year.

we need more male loneliness epidemic

Someone should seriously study the effects of "having founded PayPal," if research grants were still a thing.

never clicked on something so fast in my life

Fox World Cup analysis suffers from what I call "Poochie Syndrome." Whenever Messi/Ronaldo/Pulisic are not on screen, it's important that the other characters ask where they are.

I have concluded this giant thread of (at least) one shirt from my collection for 26 of the 48 participating teams. I hope you thought it was "fine," and slightly more interesting than "local idiot owns thing."

He’s the one you call DR CONGO He’s the one who make you feel all right

Fox World Cup analysis suffers from what I call "Poochie Syndrome." Whenever Messi/Ronaldo/Pulisic are not on screen, it's important that the other characters ask where they are.

POTUS more like POS amirite?

This is one of the riddles in The Three Body Problem

LET'S GO DOCTOR CONGO

Someone should seriously study the effects of "having founded PayPal," if research grants were still a thing.

My ability to endure the apocalypse comes to a screeching halt at that first glass of tepid water.

The war on metaphor is over and we lost. defector.com/promises-mad...

ProPublica spoke to dozens of people who had lived in homeless encampments when cities cleared them out in “sweeps.” We distributed notecards so people could tell us about the toll in their own words. ➡️ This is what they wrote: https://propub.li/4veRIqA

RIP Bonebone 😭

I totally missed the anniversary but it's been over four years since i changed my name!

Isn’t it funny the corporations who fail to pay taxes interests are assured through the police that are funded through public tax dollars?

he took her last name so now he’s Tom

This is why it’s a problem for the left,

Back in 2005 I bought two jerseys from a site called Iran Soccer Store and couldn’t check in online for a year.

In the business, that's called a "sitter"

PRAYERS ANSWERED

PRAYERS ANSWERED

Cheez its or Goldfish crackers.

Iran and New Zealand showing that the quality doesn’t have to be good for the game to be great

The (very apocryphal) reason Croatia wears checkers is because a Croatian king won his freedom from Venetians by winning a chess match and subsequently added checkers to the coat of arms. I lack the confidence to wear the checks dominating the Croatian home kit, so this will have to do.

If I even got an invitation to Trump’s birthday disgrace orgy, I would rethink all the events of my life that led to that.

I’ve never tried kratom because it’s available at the types of places that sell kratom

This, of course, is why the Magic have been the most successful franchise of the 21st century while the Lakers and Warriors have barely been able to field teams

This World Cup is missing the smoldering presence of former Saudi Arabia head coach Hervé Renard.