For far too long, this country has been governed by people who were either unable or simply unwilling to post brief videos of themselves being bitten multiple times by snakes that they had just picked up for some reason,

The Vatican went and made infographics for the encyclical 👍

sir please pick up more snakes

Promoting new Blue Bell ice cream flavors as news hits differently after the company learned its product was killing people and kept it secret. These used to be light, feel-good stories but now it feels more like unnecessary PR for a bad corporate actor.

A decade ago, analysts were calling Spain a cautionary tale. Too much solar, too fast! Today, Spain is rapidly on its way to having the cheapest power in Europe. Maybe this time, solar naysayers will learn... haha, jk, they'll just move the goalposts.

So, @edzitron.com ate his Wheatties this morning

lol trib.al/Yrimc8g

Converting to Catholicism so I can tell my bosses using unregulated AI is against my religion and I will sue them like that cake lady who hated gay people if they make me use it

Happy meme oriole day

Pope Leo XIV: "GET IN LOSERS, WE'RE CRUSHING THE POWERFUL UNDERFOOT" www.vatican.va/content/leo-...

RIGHT UP MY NOSE PLZ

BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV makes historic apology for Holy See's own role in legitimizing slavery and for failing to condemn it for centuries.

Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got

Gay couples who are named Adam and Steve must have a lot of fun with that.

I would vote for a Logan’s Run law in Seattle, even if the age cutoff took me along with these weirdos.

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I love the Argentina league so much.

Car-brain is a debilitating disease.

Americans indulging in North London Derby banter will never not be ridiculous.

one interesting thing so far about loudly hating AI is the way AI lovers are like "wow so you're just totally closed off to hearing another perspective??" as if their perspective hasn't been relentlessly pushed down our throats with no space to push back (particularly in professional settings)

It costs nothing every time Trump makes one of these announcements to just wait and see if it’s actually real

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

Trump, Musk, manosphere dipshits, all those commencement speakers being smug about AI, et al. have in common that they both want to be assholes who do whatever they want and to be loved and admired by everyone. But those things are incompatible.

We all literally, LITERALLY just watched NASA fly four absolute all-stars the farthest any human has ever been from Earth and back flawlessly, and yet we're still continuously forced to pretend Musk's bullshit catastrophe factory is the future of human space exploration

1. Tomorrow Never Knows 2. She Said She Said 3. Rain 4. Dear Prudence 5. Helter Skelter 6. Baby, You’re a Rich Man 7. A Day in the Life 8. Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds 9. Strawberry Fields Forever 10. I’ve Just Seen a Face

Robot legs are here and they aren’t going anywhere. [booing begins] Whether you like it or not we are going to cut off all of your legs and arms [booing intensifies] and heads and replace them all with robot legs and only robot legs [shouting over boos] well I can see you aren’t ready for the future

Don’t like no Luna.

An extraordinary rebuke of Todd Blanche and his Justice Department. Federal judge dismisses the indictment of Abrego Garcia (an exceedingly rare outcome in a criminal case). Finding of vindictive prosecution and "an abuse of prosecuting power." The opinion name checks Blanche nearly 30 times.

NESTERAK: President Trump has granted clemency to numerous individuals who have stolen hundreds of millions in Medicaid funds. Can we expect any of these folks to be shown the same mercy? McDONALD: I'll take a different question

“Because the presumption of vindictiveness remains unrebutted, the indictment must be dismissed,” Judge Waverly Crenshaw wrote.

Great new way to call someone dumb just dropped

Bezos doing some extremely warmed-over projection about who helps create extremism doesn't work as well when he's singing for his subsidies to the same leader trying to siphon off $2 billion for putschists.

Do you ever look a people and wonder what kind of ants crawl in their brain? Never a dull moment.

BREAKING: Judge Waverly Crenshaw dismisses indictment of Kilmar Abrego Garcia based on selective and vindictive prosecution. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Sometimes you have to put your foot down and say Enuff Z'Nuff.

LOL of course. ⛳️🏌️

Replacing the President at his son's wedding? Kid Rock.

LOL not even going to Junior’s wedding, that’s just classic stuff

I think there’s a very good chance he will be photographed golfing while the wedding is happening.

It’s going great.

I mean the thing is this is all true! Donald Trump has never had a lower approval rating and he is also the unquestioned leader of the Republican Party and can successfully demand fealty from its primary voters! which is, you know, a problem if you're a Republican trying to get re-elected this fall

Eat shit and, for the monsters who did this to six innocent people, expect hard times.

Justice Clarence Thomas, a prodigious servant of the oligarch class, swearing in a member of one of the world's wealthiest & powerful families as the new Fed Chair during the reign of a puppet president who is unaware of anything happening around him is the summation of the state of America.

THEM: Follow your dreams. MY DREAMS:

Today, 70+ organizations sent a letter to Secretary of State Rubio demanding justice and accountability for the murder of U.S. citizen Sayfollah Musallet, who was beaten to death by Israeli settlers while on his land in the West Bank on July 11, 2025, and for other Americans killed by Israel.

I know there’s a ton World Cup tourism failure stories, but one thing that probably plays a bigger role than fascist bullshit is how FIFA expanded the tournament and how large North America is. Both in terms of time and distance, foreigners coming to cheer their teams is an unprecedented commitment.

Mamdani is going to start an arms race of elected officials actually doing good things for their constituents. It's going to infuriate most Democrats who prefer to tell their voters to fuck off while texting for dollars.

The feds harangued Kat and my family over bullshit charges for a year. They tried to beat her down, bankrupt Kat and her codefendants through legal fees, and a defeat her spirit. They fucking lost. They will continue to lose. Fuck ICE forever. To this criminal gang of a government: stay losing.

I just want to point out, politely, that there are other colleges apart from Ivy League institutions. They are where most college students go. They are where, believe it or not, America's massive comparative advantage in higher education exist. You would never know this if you read the Times.

filling my weekly pill organizer with deviled eggs