detective wet anüs of the larvik municipal police service

„Nicht Hitler,Göring, Goebbels, Himmler und wie sie alle hießen, haben mich verschleppt und geschlagen. Nein, es waren der Schuster, der Nachbar, der Milchmann. Sie haben eine Uniform bekommen, eine Binde und eine Haube-und dann waren sie die Herrenrasse." Karl Stojka #NieWiederlstJetzt

Like that dumbfuck ever looked at a map

Just outside Seattle on I-5 🤘

I can’t believe this was two weeks ago already. It’s just been an endless cycle of dangerous chucklefuckery.

New threat just dropped

She didn’t go in quietly; another shero in Maple Grove, MN! Abducted by the PD, activist and veteran Josephine Guilbeau, along with 20+ others, for loudly but peacefully protesting last night outside of a hotel housing federal agents that are terrorizing Minneapolis. (1/26/26) #Resist #FuckICE

hey man it was good to run into you are you on Bluesky? great me too did you sign up for Upscrolled? yeah same I just added you on Discord. dope here’s my google plus account. yeah Signal is based but you gotta be on Session. nah no one uses Threads. yeah man I wanna kill myself too. see you soon

"You raise your voice, I erase your voice." Meet 𝐄𝐝𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐨 𝐆𝐨𝐧𝐳𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐳, an ICE Deportation Officer from Miami, FL (originally from Puerto Rico). Gonzalez has lived in Miami and Hollywood, FL. He decided it would be fun to travel to Miami to kidnap and threaten people. #OneOfOursAllOfYours #UnmaskICE

Don’t fuck with Minnesota CD5… we throw hands from the top down

Oh great, so now we've got a rebooted COINTELPRO domestic spying program run by a rogue federal agency and augmented by AI. What could go wrong?

BONER ARMAGEDDON

On my patrol today, my only ICE encounter was an agent off duty trying to get his laundry done. I wanted to catch him inside to make fun of him, but he got back to his car too quick. I went inside and was like "that dude's ice, in case you want to shit on his clothes."

And it isn’t fair to locals who have to be on guard every hour of every day to post an old video claiming there’s a new horrifying event. People are going through real trauma. They don’t need more because someone wants to chase social engagement.

If you don’t live in Minneapolis, maybe sit out on the sharing of mis- or disinformation. People already have to sort shit from Shinola, and flooding the zone with 4 day old video while saying it happened TODAY is irresponsible. Your intentions may be good, no one doubts that, but it’s not helpful.

Anyone carrying a gun is going to have one in the chamber, otherwise what’s the point in carrying? Betting you’ll have extra time to rack a round before you need to use your gun would be a stupid gamble.

The Doomsday Clock is too grim. We should change it to this.

After ICE detained a child who is a U.S. citizen for several hours, her aunt addressed the public outside the Minneapolis federal building.

Another person shot by BP in Arizona. In critical condition. Spread far and wide. #ProsecuteICE #Resist #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

Ian Austin, an Army veteran, was arrested for protesting ICE in Minneapolis. But he’s continued protesting. Senior reporter @julialurie.bsky.social spoke to him. “When they say, ‘Why would you be out here?’ How the fuck could I not be out here?” he says. “My nation is under attack."

This is dystopian… and not just because they’re dressed like a scene from the handmaids tale. These are mostly children. This is where Liam Ramos is being held. They’re screaming “let us out” and protesting the brutal conditions. These kids are braver than every ICE thug holding them hostages

(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star) Does this look like a big laser to anyone else

Deleting Signal now that I know it’s compromised. Find me on Prodigy.

Love my former congressman and current Attorney General.

if bovino is out and conservatives are turning on noem then there is a real opportunity to demand that miller resign too.

I hope lil bro gets to eat one more shit sandwich before he flees.

organized, unseen, unpaid labor acting rapidly and effectively? yeah that'd be women

Dystopian Abbey Road album cover

Gosh how could there be a glut of commodities when all farmers plant anymore is a glut of commodities?

The 2029 Pretti Good Act will establish a commission to identify all agents, create a detailed accounting of all acts, and hold criminally liable as necessary. Agents who voluntarily and truthfully disclose will be granted some leniency, provided their crimes did not include murder or torture.

Karoline Leavitt looks like she’s not enjoying her job today. Good.

Whoever chose this still for this post, I applaud you. Shitty vibes goober should still lose his job.

“We are starting to build a huge ICE OUT sign on Lake Nokomis [in Mpls.] 100 foot letters for MSP flights to see. By day snow letters, by night we’ll light w/ candles in white paper bags Send this widely. Tonight will get it outlined. Tomorrow night we’ll light it up and keep it going all week.“

tomorrow, StandWithMinnesota.com will hit a million site visits and over 650,000 unique visitors. i made it 10 days ago with $600 from you guys for hosting and cloudflare. thank you. thank you.

Extraordinary how many responses from elected leaders are still so mealy-mouthed and half-assed. This isn't going to stop with reforms or assurances or more oversight. It's abolition, dissolution, prosecution, conviction. May as well get yourself on the record as an early voice.

Paul Allen has always been a fucking goober with shitty vibes. Kinda surprised that more local sports fans are surprised at this.

As long as they promise to stick them in toasters, they can have the butter knives.

My neighborhood bike shop. Extremely excellent people.

If you’re able, please support this verified GoFundMe for Alex Pretti’s family. And if you’re not in a position to donate, sharing it far and wide matters just as much. It’s at $300K and counting.

JD Vance, Donald Trump, Stephen Miller, Pete Hegseth, Pamela Bondi, Greg Bovino, and Kristi Noem Have conspired against the US public; they should be held accountable for their crimes. Impeachment is too light of a consequence. Life imprisonment is necessary.

At this rate, you’ll have resist libs in full black bloc slashing ICE tires and breaking windows

The killing happened about 15 hours ago. Since then: - MN Bureau of Criminal Apprehension (FBI equivalent) got a warrant for the evidence on the scene - Tried to execute it - Were forcibly turned away by feds - Filed for a temporary restraining order - TRO granted by the federal district court

Minnesota's state FBI-like bureau is suing Noem. It says before pre-emptively declaring the killing righteous and abandoning the crime scene, feds took exclusive custody of evidence, including "apparently seized cellphones." MN asserts a sovereign right to investigate crimes within its borders.

White supremacy funded by fossil fuels, to be exact. Or maybe, a global far-right power grab, right @brooklynmarie.bsky.social?

Paul Allen has always been a fucking goober with shitty vibes. Kinda surprised that more local sports fans are surprised at this.

To my followers in Berlin and elsewhere in Germany, pressure the DFB to boycott the World Cup in the USA. It is not safe to be here, and frankly we don’t deserve the honor. This is fascism, full stop. You must stop AfD now. No more appeasement for fascists. #UNVEU #UnionBubble

Between Bill Janklow and Kristi Noem, former governors of South Dakota are really racking up a body count. #FuckICE #ICEoutofMinneapolis

@outfrontcnn.bsky.social the protest didn’t happen until after he was murdered. You keep saying he was a protester. He was an observer helping another observer after she was shoved to the ground. There was no protest before the murder. Full stop.

and then the finger looked at me