Drake Callender, welcome to the War on Cars.

The future we deserved.

ATM Looks Too Shitty To Trust

Mans got the gift.

Exxon is now warning that oil prices could go as high as $160 per barrel in the coming weeks as reserves are depleted. The company's senior vice president says, "We're approaching unheard of inventory levels. I mean really, really low levels."

Usually when we talk about decoupling, it’s to highlight a success, like decoupling economic growth from energy consumption. However, a stock market completely decoupled from the reality of the moment seems destined to crash out. Spectacularly.

Untitled by Robert Rauschenberg, 1963 https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137286

we cannot be a nation until the whole hell of the deportation machine, the family separation machine, the foul moloch that sustains Stephen Miller and grinds children into dust, until all of that is dismantled and the work of reparation begins www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...

@mark-carney.bsky.social “Israel currently occupies and controls 20% of Lebanon, systematically demolished 81 villages and towns; it is now destroying and evacuating major cities—Tyre and Nabatieh—killed ~3,400 and displaced over 1.2 million. Israel is committing another genocide.” M.S. (UN)

A big part of Star Wars set dressing is “weird crates”, and I think I made some good ones

How does Maxi Baier get called to the Nationalelf and Karim Adeyemi stays home?

Putting the USMNT on HBOMAX was stupid as shit. I barely want to watch this team for free. Wtf.

Stanley Donwood : A diptych of the burning lands, 2025

I would never do "ass play." That sounds frivolous and I am an adult. If I'm doing anything it's ass work

Nicky Nodjoumi (Iran, b.1942) : New York Times Sketchbooks, 1996-99 Mixed media on newspaper, 27 x 22 inches Brooklyn-based artist Nicky Nodjoumi holds a Bachelor’s degree in Art from Tehran University of Fine Arts. Further info in the alt text 👇

Ladders Cross the Blue Sky in a Wheel of Fire https://www.wikiart.org/en/joan-miro/ladders-cross-the-blue-sky-in-a-wheel-of-fire

Nina Tryggvadottir, Painting, 1960 https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1135381

Fuck around and head out.

Look, plantar fascitis sucks but I think this guy has bigger issues going on

cut to ken paxton stuffing a dead catemite into luggage and dumping it in trinity river

The 1992 opening night was hosted by Mark Dayton who greeted every delegate at the door and paid for the whole reception at the Duluth depot. It was p to a 17 year old kid elected from his very outstate county. The food was awesome.

Significant development on $1.8 billion fund: Federal court responds favorably to motion by 35 former federal judges. Their motion asked court reopen the case to see whether a fraud was perpetrated on the court to effectuate the "settlement." Judge responds⤵️

“Don’t mind me! I do cocaine with my funky menagerie every weekend/day!”

This guy has a massive cache of you-know-what on his digital devices for sure. I’d bet my life on it.

what to get the man who has everything but his kids’ current addresses and phone numbers

is it called america 250 because 250 musical acts have pulled out of it

Why can’t any of these foreign billionaires respect our borders and just fuck up their own countries instead? #DeportForeignBillionaires

my favorite erick erickson moment is when he said that his family refused to eat asian food on the anniversary of pearl harbor to honor the tragedy. a reporter reached out to his mom to confirm whether this was true and she was like “i don’t know what the fuck he is talking about”

so, this is deeply, deeply horrifying thedreydossier.substack.com/p/i-found-a-...

South Korean Starbucks Apologizes For Ad That Evoked Massacre https://theonion.com/south-korean-starbucks-apologizes-for-ad-that-evoked-massacre/

Oh neat! Amazon’s making thermobaric weapons now!

Oh neat! Amazon’s making thermobaric weapons now!

They call it potty chair and it’s very advanced. I am the only president who poops on the potty and I do it perfectly every time. It’s very hard so they let you use all the iPad you want. I ask did Sleepy Joe or Obama ever make brown on the potty and they never did, it’s too hard for them.

Minnesota's Boundary Waters is one of the most pristine wilderness areas in the U.S. Trump and Republicans in Congress, however, recently ended a mining ban that will allow a Chilean company to build a dirty copper-nickel mine upstream. They're destroying our planet so polluters can get richer.

House on the Water https://www.wikiart.org/en/paul-klee/house-on-the-water-1930

Fish Image https://www.wikiart.org/en/paul-klee/fish-image-1925

Back home, but I couldn’t resist leaving a little something behind for my brother to find.

And yet…

Jean Cocteau : Heads in Opium Pipes, n.d.

Wonder Buhle : A Coat Found In The Museum Of Shame, 2021 Acrylic and metallic paint 160 x 130cm

pineda tacos in minneapolis thanks people for their support during the ICE occupation: “our gratitude and affection go out to each and every one of you. thank you for all the support received. because in moments of darkness, you were the light on our paths. minnesota: loves - feels - resists”

Jacob Frey has been the same man ever since he drunkenly pulled a “do you know who i am” with some SWers soon after his first mayoral election and they laughed. Now he’s running game because he nominated a chief that has been interfering in a sexual misconduct investigation. Fuck that dweeb.

Make it 200%.

So now the GOP Senate leadership is going to turn on Trump, right? These guys have maintained their club for a looooong time, and Cornyn’s been there for nearly three decades.

baseball is always some guy who is a physically perfect specimen being guided day and night by world class trainers, nutritionists, and doctors hoping to beat a record set by some guy named Pickles Bitch in 1937 who lived on cigarettes and moonshine and did not exercise other than baseball games

Extended by Vasily Kandinsky, 1926 https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137766

zohran mamdani announced a plan to seize properties from bad landlords and private equity if tenents suffer from neglect and i genuinely do not think i’ve seen rightwing circles this mad in reaction to anything i’ve ever seen before lol

What happened to temps in the 70s for a little while at least?!