Additionally, we will be charging a 30% tariff on being mean to me

fuck you sea chickens!

*beep* shit *beep* garbage *beep* embarrassing *beep* these are terrible *beep* sigh *beep* well, free country *beep* jesus christ I assume you brought your own bag

Have you ever seen a picture or gif on here and wondered what this little ALT badge is, or what it’s for. Or maybe you’ve never actually noticed it at all (probably because there’s lots of images on here without it). It’s the alt text text badge and you can add it to your pictures and gifs.

Decorative pumpkin harvest! ♥️🌱 Black Kat and Casperita.

I had a patient I used to take care of when I was running a school-based health center…she died at age 19 from an asthma attack. She was in her second semester of her freshman year of college. One of the sweetest, smartest kids I knew from that job-gone b/c she couldn’t afford the meds.

Please don't call it that

seattle people! stolen clarinet from car at Aurora & 135th.

Hey Seattle friends. We had a buffet crampon greenline composite clarinet stolen out of our car today around Aurora & 135th. Let us know if you see one anywhere? Thanks. 💖

This is so brilliant. It's a concrete action with immediate benefits that can be performed incrementally

I Won't Miss.

uncritical support for rock bands that tour with violinists

This is obviously monstrous but it also makes me think that the big Gathering of the Generals thing he's doing is going to be some dumb bullshit

I am just we'll say the tiniest bit unsettled thay they're pulling the generals out of theater for a face to face in Virginia on the day that federal funding runs out. Not worried about indicting FBI directors. Or supreme court rulings on official acts. Nope. Just a bit fluttery about the travel.

What she’s confessing here is insurance fraud

our neighbors love us (no, really, they do).

This discussion has me thinking about how wanting a lack of moral ambiguity is a privilege.

The funniest outcome of the courts uniformly saying "hey these tariffs are outside your legal authority to impose" is trump insisting that every random idea is for national security even when that's obviously false

are democrats going to fight to make the enhanced tax credits permanent or just push them out to past the midterms

Wear heels, cowards.

are princesses women? asking for mlb. www.mlb.com/news/basebal... honestly teams need to be more creative than putting rookies in terrible wigs and bad costumes.

"mommmmmmm!!!! where's my faux-vintage Reagan/Bush campaign tee? I neeeed it to go on the internet and call the big kids godless commies. can I have my appy slices and choccy milk after?"

EXCUSE ME I CROCHETED A LIL PLANT GUY

Nearly fell to my knees in a shoppers drug mart because there’s a tariff on the candy corn now

i never fucking want to hear another goddamn thing from a white person about anyone else’s name being “weird” or whatever when y’all are out here naming yours “brilyn hollyhand” that is a name for a goddamn horse

capture the flag!

What the fuck. Somebody in a truck, which people on scene think they recognize as an ICE vehicle, DROVE UP ONTO THE SIDEWALK TO RAM PEOPLE, and then ICE AGENTS LAID DOWN SUPPRESSING FIRE WITH PEPPERBALLS SO POLICE COULDN'T INVESTIGATE. What the fuck.

bad news for all white people about to start their autumnal rewatch of Gilmore Girls

Senate Dems released a report today about DODGE & its attempt destroy Social Security and this is precisely what they should do. However though I have seen some coverage of this, I doubt the public will really take this in given everything else happening. www.hsgac.senate.gov/media/dems/p...

Adding “prepare for imminent collapse” to the end of all of my to do lists just in case.

yo, the fact Trump's latest EO declares that "rioting" is Domestic Terrorism is hilariously ironic cause that's what January 6th was... and we all know for some reason THAT doesn't count... but also, Philly "riots" when The Eagles win. this EO is SO illegal and SO stupid and SO fascist it hurts.

I'm not sure there's ever been a better moment for everybody and every level of government, industry, media to just let it all rip and release everything. Whistle blow everything.

anyway periodic reminder that congress can at any time they wish, and should tomorrow, end this

Big Pharma has five days and three hours to start building manufacturing plants.

not that they're definitely dead, god forbid. but they've been declared non-people by the state the same way they think they can quietly declare family ties valid or invalid. the absurdity doesn't stop the material effects. (i know you know all this. not educating just trying to connect :))

yeah. the groundwork has been laid for complete dehumanization for so long. it's really made me think about the weirdness of the security state deciding whether someone legally exists and with what rights. this is the state just de-personing 1.2k people the way they usually do one by one ig

I thought the camps would be the worst they could do, but 1,200 or so detainees missing feels unreal

anyone keeping an eye on the pentagon pizza tracker sites?

charles entertainment schumer did no such based thing you bitchmade freaks

If you could use a floof enjoying a sunbeam.

no single piece of your personal budget unaffected, we are tariffing it all

Folks famously love when their insurance premiums double

“Starting October 1st, 2025, we will be imposing a 100% Tariff on any branded or patented Pharmaceutical Product, unless a Company IS BUILDING their Pharmaceutical Manufacturing Plant in America.”

Can’t see any way around this

like honestly what the fuck, who the fuck wants this shit, why are we doing this except the fact that people have decided a demented old tariff otaku is their personal messiah of selfishness it's all so stupid

Have multiple hobbies. Multiple people you care for and enjoy. Learn to take joy in creating. Encourage yourself to see and feel beauty. The sky is free of charge. Your thoughts can't be taxed. Never say a certain thing is "all that keeps you going." Find other things. Diversify.

It's going to become more and more important for you to hold the reins to your own happiness. It's never been wise to hinge your enjoyment of life in things that others control, but this is a time when people actively want to take away others' happiness. Keep it somewhere they can't reach it.

after his weird obsession with shower water pressure, and now screaming about bathroom vanities, I do feel like we have a clear sense of the room in the house where he spends the most time

Trump Take Farmhouse Chic Kitchen Reno

OUR BATHROOM MIRRORS ARE VITAL TO OUR NATIONAL SECURITY