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Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays: "Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."

A government agency: skeets out “We will kill you” Bluesky: here is ur blue check, u are welcome here bestie A guy who played an influencer koala in a cartoon: skeets a joke about putting a pedophile apologist in a woodchipper Bluesky: omg this is actionable threat, pls go sit in corner u meanie

Megyn Kelly Anxiously Waits For Everyone Else To Start Condoning Pedophilia Too https://theonion.com/megyn-kelly-anxiously-waits-for-everyone-else-to-start-condoning-pedophilia-too/

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Ok but that looks super cool. What if I do it in someone else’s garage instead?

Many elites are concerned that Trump's net disapproval rating is now at 13. But, don't worry, they'll lose interest when it hits 18.

I still think about this little short film and just how utterly brilliant it is. youtu.be/RSmjqss0XKQ?...

A MAYOR of a CITY who isn't ALREADY WEALTHY? Can you IMAGINE???

The original is less than a decade old, what are we even doing

Hakeem Won’t endorse or even utter the name of New York Cities new mayor because he is Muslim but Hakeem will try to fellate a literal white supremacism who helped attempt an insurrection. These democrats are fundamentally dangerous people and must be removed from power in any capacity.

I’m gonna disagree with this one. What we’re calling “AI” doesn’t replace cognition. It replaces pattern matching, but on its own has no idea which patterns are important or why. We are nowhere close to an actual thinking machine.

British and Australian chemists have discovered a powerful new antibiotic called pre-methylenomycin C lactone, hiding in a well-known soil bacterium. This molecule kills drug-resistant bacteria without triggering resistance. buff.ly/YlXaONo #ShareGoodNewsToo

Oh you mean the great architecture of the time, the days of vaudeville and early Broadway and - no? Just the child raping, I see.

epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump

For the rare and radiant corner whom the angels name Lenoir. #49ers

(serious unbiased journalist voice) “are you trying to distract from the president’s refusal to make health care affordable by pointing out that he was also friends with a pedophile?”

This is what I mean when I say “my collection”. Real photos, postcards, slides, and film negatives plus a box of glass plate negatives. Not screenshots of things found online.

Me watching the Niners with Purdy, Pearsall, and Kittle playing at the same time.

A New Orleans man who spent three decades in prison before his murder conviction was vacated won election to serve as the city’s chief criminal court record keeper.

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Back @chiosse.bsky.social primarying him an actual thing we can do

Hegseth military operation or @chucktingle.bsky.social Tingler title?

One of the things I love about Tracker is that every friend or witness Tracker talks to in exactly one scene looks exactly like every aspiring actor in LA. Just the most generic people. It’s really endearing.

Blending family and governance

We really need to stop allowing the fascists to dictate how we talk. They've openly said that even criticizing them is criminal. Anyone who isn't them is a "criminal" in their eyes. They don't believe in due process. Literally no one deserves to be kidnapped off the street and disappeared

I mentioned it in a thread, but I just remembered that in the 1996 presidential election Dole attacked Clinton for being a Baby Boomer as shorthand for being an ignorant entitled kid who didn’t have to struggle like older generations did. If I ever say that about Gen Alpha please just have me shot.

My takeaway from the commercial was, “So everyone else has ice cream because ice cream is good and everyone loves it, but you want me to be the douchebag using voice commands on his phone in public?”

…huh. The Pope understands movies better than movie companies.

President Trump has removed tariffs on coffee and bananas to make breakfast affordable for the American people. Why don’t Biden and Obama do this? by Hugh Hewitt

Not only did Clinton accidentally cause quite a few of our current societal problems with his ill-advised compromises, and not only did his Third Way poison the Democratic Party and cause the current uselessness, but I’d want members of my family thrown in jail if they were involved with Epstein.

So… A BP agent filmed in LA in June kidnapping someone from a Walmart got arrested by Long Beach cops after drunkenly flashing his service pistol in a women’s restroom. He demanded they call BP Commander Bovino. After making bail he died of a drug OD at his parents house. lbpost.com/news/isaiah-...

My three-year-old was reading the Epstein emails when she turned to me gravely and asked "Daddy, why is the nice orange man joking with the sex offender on his computer?" And when I told her "Because women made it impossible to joke in the workplace," she started crying.

FYI: @desertbus.org is going. They’re bussing. Things are happening.

Trump: “Tariffs make us all rich and inflation is the Democrats’ fault.” Also Trump: [drops tariffs to stop inflation]

"Many controversial topics."

People throwing money at an online swap meet because they're using AI somehow reminds me of a Y2K compatible bathroom scale I saw for sale in 1999. It doesn't have to make logical sense, it just needs the buzzword!

Is the headline of this story really "Disney Channel Star’s AI App That Creates Avatars Of Dead Relatives Sparks Backlash" or did I have a stroke?

there is actually a story in this revolting Nuzzi piece if you sandblast away the lies about a hot young woman being "in love" with a guy old enough to be her grandfather who looks like a catcher's mitt and sounds like an evil muppet

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California School Dashboard show incremental gains in graduation rates, chronic absenteeism, academic achievement and college readiness, but schools still struggle to make up for pandemic losses. edsource.org?page_id=745050 via @edsource.org @bayareadata.press @tonythurmond.bsky.social

Here's the thing about all the reviews of Running Man criticizing its social commentary: I don't care, I'm gonna see it because it looks like a good action movie and I love the original. Though I still think Jeff Probst should've been Killian to keep with tradition.

This is the most glamorous opening to an article about a white supremacist flattering journalist who lied to her readers and editors while having an affair with narcissistic crank who eats roadkill, swims in sewer water, will cause children to die, and is 50 years her senior that I've ever read.

Weiner's one of those politicians who I broadly agree with even if they irritate me sometimes, but I do give him credit for ignoring the party consensus and doing things, like Vintage Pelosi and the opposite of Modern Pelosi. It's something Congress needs more of even if they make it difficult.

Look, all I’m gonna say on The Current Topic is that moderation needs to be consistent - if you’re gonna drop the hammer for quoting song lyrics and getting pissed about child rapists, yet you let slide accounts that say trans people shouldn’t exist, then yeah, there’s gonna be some questions.

This is a very good case in point - if BlueSky wants to moderate heavily, then moderate heavily, but you gotta hit all the offenders, *especially* the powerful ones

There’s no such thing as a contradiction if you are stupid and also don’t care