Someone should give me a great deal of money. DM for my Venmo, PayPal, CashApp, Zelle, Apple Cash, or mailing address for a check.

please stop posting about a trope or archetype you like with “nobody is talking about” or “we need to talk about“ or “people are too stupid to comprehend” none of those things are true you sound like an influencer TikTok trying to sell something Unlearn algorithm talk

Trump on an executive order he's about to sign that he clearly has no clue about: "Quantum ... cryptography. Does anybody know what that is?"

Repost if you agree.

I swear to god if I see someone making Content on a plane I’m doing everything within my power to ruin every single take until they get frustrated and give up.

Austria-Argentina is a top-tier "just to be clear, what exactly did your great-grandfather do for work" game

My vote is still Robert Reich but he’s probably top five.

His monetary policy was also behind the dot com bubble of the '90s and the housing bubble of the '00s, and by extension the unexploded new housing bubble of the '10s and the AI bubble of the '20s because nobody has fixed it since.

This is true. And be aware, those of you who sleep well every night, I hate you so much. Sleep is important, guys.

He’s free to use his salary to pay for it.

Netflix's FIFA World Cup video game is a modern hellscape and an embarrassment to everyone involved: aftermath.site/fifa-world-cup...

DO NOT PUBLISH UNTIL NEWS IS CONFIRMED A look back at the PM's political career

disparagingly calling them “the groups” or even “special interests” is just a way of saying “i hate my own voters” without being so blunt. they have influence precisely because they represent large swathes of the democratic base!

Lord British is back to save us all!

RFK Jr. Recommends Drinking Anything That Comes Out Of Cow https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-recommends-drinking-anything-that-comes-out-of-cow/

Every single word in this headline is a surprise

I like how the graphic suggests the battle is between a charming, extremely popular, wildly effective leader who clearly loves his community and cares about his constituents and a Senate candidate who got pushed through the primary despite a history of bigotry and a Nazi tattoo over his heart.

Yeah, that’s fair.

I mean, I don’t see the connection between “industry consolidation led to the utter death of creativity and innovation in big- or even mid-budget games” and women but I guess this dude’s podcasts have a different take.

I don’t like how many of these are from when I was in high school.

It's too late for today, so this is tomorrow's Song of the Day. TAKE NOTE.

Happy Father's Day 🖤

It's too late for today, so this is tomorrow's Song of the Day. TAKE NOTE.

No lyrics in music history date a song more than the second verse of “What’s My Age Again.”

I for one am shocked—SHOCKED!—that the Nazis have abandoned their support for Israel as soon as it stopped being a useful cudgel to censor their enemies and advance their foreign policy goals. Shocked.

There's a first date near me at this coffee shop, the dude is trendy and suave and the girl is very preppy. They had absolutely nothing to talk about until she mentioned she likes Star Wars, at which point he went *off* about how Clone Wars doesn't fit in the prequel movie canon. He's still going.

As I understand it, he ran on a commitment to serving the public then immediately tried means testing benefits for old people, cutting disability payments, and raising insurance costs, then appointed a known Epstein associate. Has he considered moving here? He’d be a shoo-in to lead the Democrats.

Handful of detainments here by the reflecting pool. They are being done a variety of officers, including Monroe County Sheriff, Oklahoma City, Oklahoma State Police, US Marshals, a county in Texas I can’t make out, and a county in New York I can’t make out.

It appears Grok killed the schoolchildren in Iran, in tandem with a US military under Pete Hegseth who DGAF. Remember when Anthropic said 'No' to Hegseth's demand that they allow the DoD to use Claude to kill autonomously, with no human oversight? Check out this timeline:

i think if you dress like this, you deserve to do a little corruption

JD canceled when he realized it wasn’t a 14-word agreement

It’s bad enough that any AI is key to national security, but Grok? GROK?!

An interesting thread from a month ago that predicted exactly what we’re seeing in the reflecting pool now (peeling up, prolific microbial activity)

Grover Cleveland weeps on two non-consecutive occasions.

wow, Mamdani clearly knows ball

The whole last decade has been building to this exact op-ed by this exact person.

holy shit????? ICE is getting rid of seven of the 11 would-be concentration camp warehouses they purchased and sec. mullin indicates new mass detention centers are not priority. huge!

I don't understand why they assumed that though. I mean, yeah, 150 years ago when The Origin of Species was only 20 years old I guess it would make sense in a Victorian science way, but wouldn't it be harder to evolve a midlife metamorphosis than just turning swim bladders into lungs or whatever?

To be clear, this is 100% speculation. It's based on my assumptions and attempts at pattern recognition from news reports. But here's my theory: They're trying to Agnew Vance because he was the compromise VP pick between the MAGA branches and he turned out to be none of them and useless.

I don't care what the researchers say, those pixelated isometric goats from 1999 are my girlfriend because they said I was smart.

Magnificent.

I agree with the esteemed Mr. Rich, but at the same time I recognize that, for a lot of things, in a lot of ways, it actually is pretty easy if anyone would bother to actually try. Mamdani is a perfect example, his campaign made clear change would be hard then he was like, oh, there was a button.

I'm sure everyone who bought the Pyro Diablo "Diablo Rising" fireworks from Bada Boom Fireworks is shocked to hear that they produce audible effects and will definitely be disposing of them immediately.