There are like four things per day that would, in any other time, be the biggest corruption scandal in American history. It is literally impossible to find the biggest scandal at this point. It's all one big scandal and if we were sufficiently outraged all the time we would lose our minds.

Rewrite the Constitution by, like… reading it?

New mission in Dems Project 2029 just dropped. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/dem...

The 14th amendment passed 80 years after the Constitution was ratified and 32 years after the last of its Framers died.

Weird how this never applies to the Second Amendment.

Yes.

literally one day apart. goldfish would scoff at this lack of object permanence

Few reviews have made me want to play a game more than this one.

They have to protect all six people who arrive.

The centennial of Ulysses, Kansas in 1985 was way cooler

Travis Kelce Reserves Seat At Reception For SpongeBob Just In Case

CPSC is here to protect your children even if they are annoying and/or have bad vibes.

Dubs gonna go full 2000 Washington Football Team, huh.

So he's gonna advocate for all people with depression to get four months off for rehabilitation, right? And he's gonna tell RFK jr to fuck off with his quest to limit the medication that Kean is very clearly taking to be functional?

“We’re doing this to protect girls! Anyway does anyone want to volunteer to inspect a bunch of underage girls’ genitals?”

Dude’s gonna pull a Jose Canseco and send Ozzie, isn’t he? Well, he or his heirs I guess.

MULTIBALL

John Fisher dreamed of these moments.

What happens in soccer when they can't tie? Is there soccer overtime? Does each team pick a player for a midfield fight to the death? Does it come down to whoever catches the golden snitch?

I definitely don't feel bad about anything that happens to anyone who decides, of their own free will, to use X The Everything App as a bank.

So does Fox and/or FIFA abbreviate "Morocco" to "MAR" specifically to irritate me or is there, like, a reason?

I for one support TMZ's pivot to wokeness. They're still exploitative weirdos but I'd rather they focus that energy on Dean Cain than some woman in her early 20s who was in a popular movie or had a song get in the bottom of the Top 40.

"Yes, there is a housing crisis. True, there are not enough homes for everyone who needs one. But the bigger issue is that there are already enough homes to house me. Constant concern for people who don’t have homes oppresses those of us who do."

Somehow I missed that The Hu released a new song Friday. DON'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE.

Remember: You don’t make you decision when casting your ballot. You make your decision when your ballot gets to the top of the to-count pile and gets fed into a machine. Our council of unaccountable elders are very smart.

The bad news is Tidal is allowing AI-generated “music” on the platform. The good news is they’re requiring it be tagged as such and they’re not letting anyone monetize it. Which, I think, is fair. Not making money off slop will do more to reduce it than trying to identify and ban it.

Health care companies out there being like, you idiot! You moron! Making healthy people have insurance is where our profit comes from!

JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT! BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny. JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay. BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights

I usually frustratedly reiterate that Israel is not Judaism, but this time I’m frustratedly reiterating that Israel is not all Jewish people. Don’t be a bigot and don’t harass people just because you’re told to. Also Weiner wrote some of the only pro-housing legislation that’s actually passed!

Great American Fyre festival

Did they make it out of paper mache?

TFW you’re pondering over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore.

One out of every seven people in America will be at the National Mall.

Things I never thought I would type: look at how they greeted the Algerian team arriving back at the DoubleTree in Lawrence, Kansas

Ford has rehired hundreds of senior engineers after replacing them with AI backfired and has cost the company billions of dollars. AI adoption is blamed for Ford being the most recalled automaker in the U.S. with 51 recalls covering over 11 million vehicles in the first half of 2026 alone.

A black man with the middle name “Hussein“ could NEVER be elected President!

Superman really does continue his streak of being a model of healthy masculinity in this. He checks in but doesn’t nag or push, he worries without judging, and when she’s ready to come home he welcomes her with open arms.

If only we were the wealthiest nation in the world maybe we could afford to develop a freaking online database without gouging people to access public records on the current, obsolete one.

I now fervently believe this. Relatedly, I think celebrating good news and embracing joy are equally radical. You have to remember what you’re fighting for. We cannot sustainably organize around sorrow.

Even if he was an awful person, going back to a time when even awful politicians tried to improve things would be a great step. Freaking Nixon signed the bill to create the EPA and now even left-leaning politicians freak out when a candidate from their own party promises to help people!

We need to mobilize on-the-ground organizers to fight for our losing platform of basically the same thing that we have now but less overt about the bad parts! This is definitely a message that will rally millions!

Kinda weird when people come to a revelation about needing to win elections after losing a couple primary contests to the left and not when the courts and both houses of Congress and the Presidency are controlled by the other party

It’s obvious where this ends. The mainstream GOP has shifted to what was extremism in the ‘70s, mainstream Dem ideology followed it to where Republicans were back then. Today’s radical progressives are the centrist Democrats of 50 years ago. So when MAGA falls the “centrist Dems” will be the new GOP

There is going to be some great slapstick humor in the winter and on dewy mornings at the White House

Just saw Supergirl. Fantastic movie. Excellent meditation on grief and a Kryptonian gets a chance to go HAM on some dudes. Also, Lobo was entirely unnecessary to the plot, but Jason Momoa didn’t really even have to act to be perfect so he’s welcome in any movie.

“‘May The Force Be With You’ has never been said in any Star Wars movie! Not one!”