Anyway, there’s also good news happening out there.

A Detroit suburb has agreed to a $3.25 million settlement with the family of a young woman who had been declared dead at her home but was alive when her body bag was opened at a funeral home.

Jared Kushner has somehow found a place at Coalition of the Willing press conference with Scholz, Zelensky, Macron, Starmer and Witkoff. Kushner has no official position in the US government.

Wait, WHAT?! There is a 100% chance Mark Davis is already on the phone. Well, on an old pocket calculator someone told him was a phone so he stops calling them asking where he left his phone.

Zohran just went out and fixed the Williamsburg Bridge bike entrance. Just did it. No faffing, no nonsense. Bam. Fixed.

As Grok becomes a child porn machine, Elon Musk has raised another $20 billion to fund its growth, with Nvidia and Cisco chipping in. techcrunch.com/2026/01/06/x...

Starting tomorrow, the Trump administration is set to send notices to 1,000 student loan borrowers (first round) noticing them of an intent to garnish their wages for student loan debt. This is cruel and unnecessary. If you receive a notice, send it to us and we'll try to help.

Always a great sign when you're working guys out five days before a playoff game.

Can I get this, like… now? They can study what happens to me if they want but proper testing first seems too time-consuming and it's not like my joints could get much worse.

I still stand by my assertion that on a better team with a legit shot he could have been a solid player, but based solely on stats: Tim Rattay.

An unbelievable take from the Wall Street Journal.

Apple Photos Reminds Man He Was Nude In Capitol Building 5 Years Ago

If, like me, all your cookie dealers have aged out of the game, this is an invaluable resource.

These headlines came 25 minutes apart

The “I” stands for “I don’t want to exist, please help me”

would be really cool if new film 28 DAYS LATER: THE BONE TEMPLE had a winking emoji at the end as official part of the title

Also: to the extent there’s any doubt I am being judgmental about someone bragging about sexualizing a character from a child’s game, let me be clear: they should fuck off to Epstein Island.

I don’t use blocklists but if someone would make one listing every pointless shitbird who piled on Parker Malloy and made her leave, I would subscribe.

my 75yo mother told me last night that she’s planning to delete Instagram and Facebook because she’s sick of not being able to tell what’s AI and what’s not, and I genuinely don’t think tech companies have reckoned with this kind of move as an actual possibility

Tony Dokoupil's CBS Evening News debut got off to a tough start ...

"The issues" are not immutable. Americans do not come out of the womb arguing about trans girls in Division III volleyball. The issues are what you make them. The issues are what you're loudest about. Create the conversation around these murderers' war crimes, don't equivocate, and don't let up.

He could always, like, fight. Do it without committed Republicans and dare them to vote against it. Use his powers as a Senator, sway public opinion, make a scene. You know, do his job, basically.

TAPPER: Can you rule out the US is going to take Greenland by force? MILLER: Greenland should be part of the US. By what right does Denmark assert control over Greenland? The US is the power of NATO T: So force is on the table? M: Nobody is gonna fight the US militarily over future of Greenland

Just left messages for @schiff.senate.gov, @padilla.senate.gov, and @repmarkdesaulnier.bsky.social telling them to take literally any action to stop Trump from whatever he’s doing to Venezuela. Statements don’t count! I don’t care if @schumer.senate.gov or @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social say no!

That didn't last long. "A few hours later, Hilton followed up with an updated statement, saying 'We have been in direct contact with the hotel, and they have apologized for the actions of their team, which was not in keeping with their policies...'"

three bylines, six months late, almost zero new information we hadn't reported months ago. lowercased our name and mentioned deep in the story. no link to us. said they couldnt find the govt privacy document (we did). good job wall street journal

An official NYT response means this is clearly a sore spot for them and people should keep hitting the target

Yooooooo.

Here’s how four unsung heroes, among hundreds, stepped up to support students in the aftermath of the Los Angeles fires.

Ok, I’m back so I can join the outrage and snark and whatnot. FIFA must be so embarrassed, you guys.

Trust me, never have arthritis. Not even once! I don’t care if all your friends have arthritis, I don’t care if the first hit is free, trust me that you do not want even a little bit of arthritis.

Activist arrested on-camera in Grand Rapids, Michigan while summarizing the reasoning behind a peaceful protest against the U.S. government’s kidnapping of Venezuelan president Nicolás Maduro held earlier that day.

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I’m still avoiding social media until tomorrow but I’ll make an exception to request a Cam Little hips analysis from @chriswarcraft.bsky.social.

Look, I’m as outraged as anyone about what’s happening, but I’m trying to recover from burnout here. I’m gonna post about the Niners game tonight and ignore that we’re openly launching wars of conquest, I promise I’ll be outraged on Monday.

Hey @democrats.org, would you guys mind putting “sign the Rome Statute and join the ICC” in your platform then actually following through?

This thread deserves an award.

This thread will give you maximum happy.

Happy new year, we’re at war with Venezuela for no reason.

Drake’s facing RICO charges, alongside the guy who gave Trump a customer Cybertruck, for using a gambling platform to artificially boost his Spotify plays. I wish I could’ve seen Kendrick’s face when he heard the news.

The fuck is he talking about? You don’t have to say an “if trump” he calls his media enemies the “enemy of the people” a term used by the Khmer Rouge to describe its many torture and murder victims; can someone check the tape on whether this dipshit - whose desk I asked to spit on when I first…

Weird, right?

George Santos fleeing New York like it's the security guard at the Hermès outlet store

You really shouldn’t be

E-40 is a hero and an inspiration.

amazingly, journalists assign agency to grok (a literal matrix multiplier) and don't assign agency to trump (a literal villain) literal @mtsw.bsky.social theory

what’s happening with grok and nudity spam requests should be a global wake up call about AI image gen and instead very few media outlets have even covered it yet

Most Presidents are sworn in on a Bible.

Its fucking wild how news outlets are able to zero in and identify the cost of articles of clothing with precision but they still use terms like "racially tinged" or use the Sears family Christmas photo for family annihilator stories It's almost as if

They gentrified the tinfoil hat