I said something potentially libellous about all radio producers during the record. Have a listen to see if it made the edit!

Keir Starmer on the Epstein list

Keir Starmer on the Epstein list

what we’ve seen from the right is the most insane case of cancel culture i’ve ever witnessed. the left has never even done close to a fraction of a fraction of what they want to do now

My colleague @thejohnsimpson.bsky.social has done a terrific deep dive into the financial links between US tech billionaires and Tommy Robinson Well worth a read observer.co.uk/news/nationa...

I dunno, I sort of think the best man to liaise with the current US government is probably a guy who is friends with paedophiles

I genuinely think Keir was 1 question about Mandelson's friendship with Epstein away from mentioning his dad being a toolmaker

Worst George's Cross graffiti just dropped

it's so funny that they think this looks better for them than just leaving the art there

who called it “incest porn” and not “pump kin spice”?

Andrea Jenkyns has four songs on her website including the studio version of insomniac. www.dameandreajenkyns.com/music

On the overground with people who are only just getting their emergency notifications. I'd be 10 minutes ahead of these chumps in a real crisis.

Jordan Peterson DESTROYED BY Jordan Peterson

From Ohio to Tenessee, let's make America Carswell free

just once i’d like to hear an established, successful artist look back at their work and say “of course, you couldn’t make that these days, because you can’t get funding for original work that’s not based on an established ip”

When the author narrates the audiobook

Reformer Pilates

Reformer Pilates

This has 200k views on tiktok, bluesky, so it you could sort that out here too thanks x

Still better than getting the clap

The St. George's Cross

I assume the far right will be out protesting to protect women from these men, too

The most self agrandising anecdote to contain mention of a coffee enema

Wanna feel OLD? Me neither

imo it was a maverick move for sheffield wednesday to make @wsebag.bsky.social club captain, but it’s one that might just pay off #thefootball

Robert Jenrick

How do we know he's a terrorist if he's never held a Palestine Action placard?

Keir Starmer on the Palestine Action Protests

Keir Starmer today

Walthamstow people! Pop in for a pint of cider! maps.app.goo.gl/MMLrfsnPKmzv...

meat in a bag

Day in the life of an Edinburgh Fringe performer

340 people have already donated to Tommy Robinson He only got arrested yesterday Brb off to st pancras to punch an old man

Strictly speaking allotments should be called asomements

Man with broken arm refuses not to finger partner

💩 The News Is Sh!t 💩 My weekly news update from the toilet youtu.be/2lSnTbaatqk?...

Your dad on the online safety bill

If you want to watch my comedy before anyone else you can buy me a coffee ☕ Do it now to watch a dad ask his son about how to bypass online age verification... 🔞 ko-fi.com/post/Early-R...

In case you were wondering if twitter is still a racist cesspit

Jubilee brainstorming Surrounded videos

Jubilee brainstorming Surrounded videos

Hahahahahahahaa

My interview with Nigel Farage

Keir Starmer trying to appeal to young people (by singing Chappell Roan)

Keir Starmer trying to appeal to young people (by singing Chappell Roan)

Disggraced celebrity chef Craigg Rommit (@wsebag.bsky.social) returns to NonCensored to tell Harriet (@rosieisaholt.bsky.social) & Martin (@notmurphy.bsky.social) how he’s been treated badly just because of his cheeky chappie banter and neurodivergence. Full audio: podfollow.com/NonCensored

When you get mistaken for a cool person

what a fucking loser

Love seeing the fresh bricks being delivered to Nando's