Really enjoyed that, but you'd never catch me having a sausage at Barry the Pan's. www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

What's this energy bullshit, Duolingo, just because I was smashing it and only losing one heart every few days. Time may be running out for you. I'm not subscribing, so...

Watching The Peter Serafinowicz Show for the first time. Fucking hell, it's so good!

I for one did not see this coming

This email has been open on my desktop since 05/10 - finally had a chance to read it and I absolutely loved it!

Does this mean they're down to one MP now?

the 150th episode of NonCensored is out tomorrow (it's already on patreon) and it's a best-of, selected by our patreons, so if you've never heard it before, why not give this one a try? podfollow.com/NonCensored patreon.com/NonCensored here's the sort of person you can expect to hear on it:

Got my tickets for Worcester, only a handful left! (And we aren't in our usual seats, outrageous!)

Really looking forward to finally getting to see @herring1967.bsky.social's Can I Have My Ball Back? show. On DVD no less!

Got a rash on my face in the shape of a roadrunner. I think I might have acme.

In awe of some of these clues. That's an absolute belter, hats off to DC_Knight Minute Cryptic - 23 October, 2025 "wAnTed!?" (2,5) 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 🏆 0 hints – 2 under the community par (40,503 solvers so far). www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...

We made a comedy show! THE ABERGELE FILES puts the D into cozy crime. If you want to start a detective agency, it turns out you need to do more than read a couple of Richard Osmans. Starts tonight, 6.30 on BBC Radio Wales then on BBC Sounds

Love this!

CUTE GIRL: *holds up cigarette* got a match ME: *holds up an identical cigarette* yes

5 years and 1 week ago, I finally got a sketch on Newsjack! Script edited by Kat Sadler. Whatever happened to them? (The ace Laura Major was the other SE; Laura was also lead writer on the BTN episode I first got a joke on - so was my good luck charm for a while!) soundcloud.com/user-6789426...

Did we check that France aren't operating the same scheme?

5 years and 1 week ago, I finally got a sketch on Newsjack! Script edited by Kat Sadler. Whatever happened to them? (The ace Laura Major was the other SE; Laura was also lead writer on the BTN episode I first got a joke on - so was my good luck charm for a while!) soundcloud.com/user-6789426...

I have a third cartoon in the current Private Eye. I'm fully expecting to appear in Pedants Corner with this one.

Trump's daring redesign of Air Force One

This is an excellent piece. Also, #TeamAppleJuice

Another very enjoyable post - well worth subscribing to!

(if anyone would like to maybe start some sort of campaigning or pressure group of and on behalf of immigrants with ILR and settled status in Britain then I would be interested in helping, or indeed trying to get it off the ground myself, email in bio, etc)

Oh no, someone’s torn the cover off my dictionary. And they’ve ripped all the pages out of either end.. It just goes from bad to worse!

Boom! And we're back! Minute Cryptic - 22 October, 2025 "Private investigator losing 50 from roulette spin" (9) 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 🏆 0 hints – 2 under the community par (38,490 solvers so far). www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...

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I bought one of those self-assembly bird tables a while back. The lazy bastards haven't even opened the box, all they've done is shit on it.

"Sorry. The water's quite hard round here." *turns on tap* *Jason Statham squeezes out into the sink* "Making tea, are you? You cunt."

Finally got around to listening to the new series of @paulsinha.bsky.social's Perfect Pub Quiz. Only done epsiode one so far, but so good. A couple of absolute belting lines that deserved far more in the room! Oh, and the name for epsiode IV, *chef's kiss* www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

This is fucking incredible

Them: “no one had pronouns in my day” A TV Character from their day:

I used to have to write Marketing reports that I knew no one was reading, so I started adding absolutely insane search terms into them. Saying people had been searching for 'Iceless Penguins' and properly random stuff like that. No one ever questioned them. Bastards.

🚨I've written an audio sitcom pilot for the marvellous Big Finish. It's coming out next month and I'd really like you to hear (and ideally enjoy) it.🚨 👉Pre-order Big Finish's Comedy Playhouse here: www.bigfinish.com/releases/v/c...

"Hi, do you have any porn?" "Sir! Really! This is a library!" "Oh, sorry" *whispers* "do you have any porn?"

Didn't even realise he was on the show.

Andrew is a sort of non-prince now, a… well, I’m sure there’s some sort of portmanteau word that would describe him well.

Looks like Mike Bubbins' dream house

You'll end up in Daloony bin

To beep, or not to beep-- that is the question

I'm trying not to binge the new Partridge. It's so bloody good.

can't believe that forest didn't want a trophy next season #thefootball

This cat just stopped me outside and asked me to get him a bottle of Buckie and ten B&H from the corner shop.

Another lovely night last night celebrating another one of us turning 50?! (I know, hard to believe isn't it - my turn in January). Known most of these guys since Middle/High school and one since play school when we were 3! We still talk the same absolute shite as we always have. Wouldn't change it.

Newly published research from scientists at Cardiff University says alertness in people who are ill with the common cold can be increased by sucking on peppermints, though their lecturers had actually asked them to do research into Polio. #BTNNB #BTNRejects #BreakingTheNews

Two companies that specialise in supplying topless waiters for hen parties are in a legal wrangle over the term “butlers in the buff”. Thankfully, only one of the companies also offers bottomless French waiters, so no one is currently disputing the name, “check out the arse on that garçon.” #BTNNB

Ryanair has axed 1.2 million seats to and from Spain next summer in its row with the country's airport operator. One of the most affected airports could be Perpignan in Southern France, or as it’s listed on Ryanair’s website, "the gateway to the Costa Brava". #BTNNB #BTNRejects

Elon Musk's title of world's richest man came under threat after Oracle's Larry Ellison added $70 billion to his fortune in one day. News which sent shockwaves through the offices of Ceefax. #BTNNB #BTNRejects

An Australian bodybuilder broke a Guinness World Record that had stood for nearly a decade when she completed 733 pull-ups in one hour. Moments later, the record was thought to have been broken again, but they’d accidentally been counting a malfunctioning Whac-A-Mole machine #BTNNB #BTNRejects

An exhausted owl that was rescued after landing on a North Sea platform was released back into the wild. Offshore workers were delighted to have nursed the owl back to health but couldn’t help but hide their disappointment that they wouldn’t actually be getting to go to Hogwarts #BTNNB #BTNRejects

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