I dunno, a crisp packet doesn’t feel like the sturdiest material

Snooker day, which reminds me of my favourite trivia question - who sang the theme tune to Big Break? (plus bonus point if you can name who wrote it)

Eating the first Easter egg is easy. Then comes that difficult second albumen.

I feel like I’ve seen this storm before. Or was that Storm Dave jà vu?

It’s just another manic Maundy

Wow, I never knew that was her middle name

‘I ain’ no April, Fool’ Mr. T? ‘Oh sorry, I ain’T no April, Fool’

Why did no one tell me when I was choreographing my GCSE Dance practical several decades ago that it’s not Sadness parts I and II, but ‘Sadeness’??

What did Anthony Kiedis say to the TV repairman? ‘I’ve got a SCART issue that I wish you’d sort’

good morning welcome to hell here is your addictive game 100jumps.org

They say nothing rhymes with orange; tell that to the folk who live near Blorenge* *it’s a hill in Wales #WorldPoetryDay

Chuck Norrip

Saturday Night Live Laugh Love

Three pats in a row is a patrick

Gordon Ramsay: feminist

I still think a lot about this tremendous caption in Smash Hits.

Enjoying all these slebs jumping on the ‘mom/dad, what were you like in the 90s?’ bandwagon as if a simple google images search wouldn’t throw up a billion hits

Mike, there

Neil Sedaka was also known as Neil SedAlsoKnownAs

Haha WHAT youtu.be/GCUn4qpFj8I?...

Some cross-media fun on 1990 Brookside: Jimmy has purloined a knock-off cake for Sheila and Billy's wedding, from another couple who "called it off at the last minute". Corriedale my arse.

Not now, voice of Donald Duck

Pancake on the streets of London. Pancake on the streets of Birmingham.

Very much enjoying this lady selling her reading glasses on Vinted for £995.47 - shoot for the moon, darl www.vinted.co.uk/items/708023...

Weak hearts, run free - Candy Statin

If you splash out on your partner this Valentine's Day, don't forget to clean up afterwards.

Just remembered lanyard balustrade

A man who tried to sue British Airways after his luggage went missing has lost his case.

Everyone is posting their best photos of 2016, so here is mine - Darius outside the Coal Hole

Welcome, new followers. And apologies in advance.

Never Mind The Bullocks

I went to a toddler class today and there was a toddler called Keith

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG

26 years ago we were panicking our microwaves wouldn’t work in the morning

How does Jools Holland summon his babysitter? Hoot a nanny

Merry Christmas! Hope none of you have to suffer a Fanny Craddock mince omelette today

Paul McCartney made a lot of people angry when he tried to halt production of Trebor sweets. Cull-of-mint ire

I thought Kojak was dead?!

You can’t park there, mate

Is that… Morrissey on the right? #Strictly

AI brain rot

Hello. I’m in Grantham.

This, from Fred Dibnah’s mother, is a masterclass in parenting

Bloody Foreigner. Coming over here, with their 50th anniversary tour.

Take me down to the pair of tights city - Guns N’ Hosiery

@publicbenjamin.bsky.social happy bidet x

Rod Hull and Temu

Tale as old as time, but PLEASE can clothing shops stop stocking autumn/winter gear in July? ithankyou

Tim Henman gained his tennis ability after being bitten by a radioactive hen.