Neil Sedaka was also known as Neil SedAlsoKnownAs

Haha WHAT youtu.be/GCUn4qpFj8I?...

Some cross-media fun on 1990 Brookside: Jimmy has purloined a knock-off cake for Sheila and Billy's wedding, from another couple who "called it off at the last minute". Corriedale my arse.

Not now, voice of Donald Duck

Pancake on the streets of London. Pancake on the streets of Birmingham.

Very much enjoying this lady selling her reading glasses on Vinted for £995.47 - shoot for the moon, darl www.vinted.co.uk/items/708023...

Weak hearts, run free - Candy Statin

If you splash out on your partner this Valentine's Day, don't forget to clean up afterwards.

Just remembered lanyard balustrade

A man who tried to sue British Airways after his luggage went missing has lost his case.

Everyone is posting their best photos of 2016, so here is mine - Darius outside the Coal Hole

Welcome, new followers. And apologies in advance.

Never Mind The Bullocks

I went to a toddler class today and there was a toddler called Keith

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG

26 years ago we were panicking our microwaves wouldn’t work in the morning

How does Jools Holland summon his babysitter? Hoot a nanny

Merry Christmas! Hope none of you have to suffer a Fanny Craddock mince omelette today

Paul McCartney made a lot of people angry when he tried to halt production of Trebor sweets. Cull-of-mint ire

I thought Kojak was dead?!

You can’t park there, mate

Is that… Morrissey on the right? #Strictly

AI brain rot

Hello. I’m in Grantham.

This, from Fred Dibnah’s mother, is a masterclass in parenting

Bloody Foreigner. Coming over here, with their 50th anniversary tour.

Take me down to the pair of tights city - Guns N’ Hosiery

@publicbenjamin.bsky.social happy bidet x

Rod Hull and Temu

Tale as old as time, but PLEASE can clothing shops stop stocking autumn/winter gear in July? ithankyou

Tim Henman gained his tennis ability after being bitten by a radioactive hen.

Actually it’s pronounced ‘Macquat’

Should have kept his belt on John

Rod Stewart and Ronnie Wood carry a French sofa into a bar. The barman says "Why the longue, Faces?"

No one is talking about how Weezer secretly replaced Scott Shriner with Laurence Fox?

More like Neil Old

Where do I collect my wildlife photographer of the year award?

Convinced I recall an advert for Soreen malt loaf in the 90s featuring Lesley Joseph, with the tagline ‘Doreen loves her Soreen’. Except her character in Birds of a Feather was ‘Dorien’ - what

If you rob Halfords, that’s breaking the law

I’m missing Eurovision for the first time in 30+ years. You’ll have to survive without my puns.

Venn diagram of Robert Smith and Mrs. Doyle saying ‘go on, go on’

1985 is such a… #TOTP

‘Just give me the light’ - George Benson & Hedges

It’s Wednesday. It’s Top of the Popes.

Of course in my day, it was called the London Snickers

Eating the first Easter egg is easy. Then comes the difficult second albumen.

It’s just another manic Maundy

I have made a grave error and posted a comment in the Dull Men’s Club

But no sign of George or Zippy