I think this song is about drugs #TOTP

I'm going to be bossy, like Rossi, in Aussie #TOTP

No double denim. Rubbish. #TOTP

I'm going to be camper like a panther in Tampa #TOTP

Bizarre Inc used to be Bizarre PLC until the merger #TOTP

I'm going to be funny like a bunny in Scunny #TOTP

Another choooon! #TOTP

What do you mean that's not Tubular Bells? #TOTP

Then they all stood together and the studio disappeared #TOTP

This was the Russian’s first attempt at destabilising the UK #TOTP

Choooooon! #TOTP

"Water cataracts?" #Connections #TVBurp

My nan’s favourite song, The Tweets. Guaranteed to show she was lying, again, about her leg. #Totp #FuckOffYouMods

Where’s the Birdie Flu when you need it? #TOTP

The worst Tweets until Elon Musk appeared. #TOTP

Come back Another Level. All is forgiven. #TOTP

I hope he cleans off the whipped cream before he tries to fly. Customs don't like that sort of thing. #TOTP

That's a lot of screaming for a chap wearing a wooly jumper #TOTP

R Kelly and Be Careful? I'm saying nothing. #TOTP

"We've got a new green screen..." #TOTP

Knowing the Royal Mail the letter has probably just arrived at Television Centre #TOTP

Amazon have removed the guns from their Bond posters, giving the tantalising impression that Sean Connery and Pierce Brosnan think you’re a wanker.

Hit comedy #Amandaland will return this Christmas with special episode on BBC One, ahead of second series next year. More details: www.tvzoneuk.com/post/amandal...

Minute Cryptic - 3 October, 2025 "Sham hearing: litigate partner for a buck" (6) ⚪️🟡🟡🟡🟡🟣🟣🟣🟣 🏋 5 hints – 1 over the community par (24,598 solvers so far). www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...

Phew! Pips #46 Hard 🔴 11:01

Very unfortunate cut-off.

Minute Cryptic - 2 October, 2025 "20/20 vision eye patch" (3) 🟡🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 🤝 1 hints – matched the community par (31,188 solvers so far). www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...

Pips #45 Hard 🔴 1:31

If Pinky and the Brain were a documentary ...

I didn't order this delivery!

Minute Cryptic - 1 October, 2025 "Blue feathers discarded?" (4,2,3,5) 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 🏆 0 hints – 3 under the community par (26,590 solvers so far). www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...

I think I’m allergic to alarm clocks. Whenever one goes off, I can’t stop snoozing.

Pips #44 Hard 🔴 1:33

Oh!

Looks like Jimmy Nail visited Bradford and was then raptured away

#Bradford City Hall this morning

Pips #43 Hard 🔴 1:52

I thought Clap For The NHS was bad enough, but this is TOO far...

BBC DGs? #OnlyConnect

China. Lego. Cheetah. Quill. Standing on them hurts. #OnlyConnect

The theme tune to Only Fools and Horses sung by Chat GPT? #OnlyConnect

The theme tune to Only Fools and Horses sung by Chat GPT? #OnlyConnect

Boiling Point is a great one-shot film #OnlyConnect

The middle two are found in a fridge? #OnlyConnect

That was a sigh after 'marriage'. Good luck at home, mate. #OnlyConnect

"You've turned 100, that's a bigly number. And you're not dead. Only losers would be dead. Just like sleepy Biden will be at some point. POOR!" #OnlyConnect

There'll be no pounding. This is not BBC Three. #OnlyConnect

"French." "Yes. It's Finnish..." Thought I was having a breakdown. #Mastermind