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am tired of people asking me if the rumours are true that I am going out with Jennifer Anniston, I can understand the mix up the names are similar but let make it clear I am President Obonjo not President Obama

Trans everyone must be Trans in my country or you will get killed

we cannot rely on America to protect and preserve democracy this is a brilliant opportunity for Africa to shine . There is no way we would have allowed a convicted felon to run a country

Looking for Donald Trump supporters to have a chat with in London whilst watching the inauguration where do you folks hang out? Email me on [email protected] thanks

There is a saying Stay in your lane how is it possible to stay in your lane when the person driving in front of you is driving very slow and you have to overtake them

I went full time as a comedian mid december last year I have had no gig offers since I went full time. The gigs have done so far are gigs booked before I became full time. Its a weird development, have i made the right decision.

Elon Musk is a cunt

it looks like I am going to see 2025

Funny how everyone is saying may Jimmy Carter rest in peace the man was at peace before he left earth not many people can say they are at Peace on earth

14 years of Performing comedy I am now convinced I had a stroke that made me think i was in the Army 14 years ago.

America is like Gladiator 2. Emperor Musk and Emperor Trump are in charge.

If I can stay funny I can continue to be the President of Lafta Republic

Nigerians need to come out and share their experiences with the Nigerian Police, I recall being arrested by the Nigerian police in Peckham, they bundled me into the car and the following day I was in Lagos #kemibadenoch #Nigerians

Donald Trump is in danger if he does not do what Putin wants

Dear Bluesky followers if you do not follow me within 24 hours my people will find you and waterboard you.

The only President to join Blue Sky

We, the populous of the Lafta Republic, salute you

Dear Putin, don't do it.

I did not watch the Mike Tyson fight but seen clips of it , watching him though reminded me of times when I arrive at a gig , and I am the oldest comic on the line up, battling it out with younger comics to make the audience laugh.

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