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This is a Season 5 Sopranos-ass plotline.

Eating Bojangles for breakfast while watching the 2025 European Tramdriver Championship on TV. This is my best ATL Terminal T departure life.

speed trap

how many acres of land are wasted by these "most unique designs"

and they’re going to have microtents outside the microfactories

The Tacoma Times April 20,1912

CPU HY-VEE #1034: 1307 E NORTH AVE, BELTON MO 64012-5109

I was lucky enough to grow up during the tail end of peak Florida Orange. Ft. Lauderdale had this one store called "Mac's Groves" I use to frequent. Big ol smiling orange face sign right under fresh oranges you could buy from a bike ride. They closed it in 2005. It was like Las Vegas for Oranges.

Hey indycar peeps any idea where the art on these tshirts is coming from? because it's rad but this is definitely a counterfeit website sutee.art/indycar

solving the second shift issue by rebranding child care as Tactical Progeny Engineering

The program, announced in January, intends to reduce labor exploitation in Spain’s underground economy. 🔗https://tinyurl.com/2uj47cc9 

One of the initial selling points of the MCU was normal people could enjoy them without being steeped in decades of comics lore. Now the movies themselves have decades of lore

So tired of lax security posture being everybody's problem except the people responsible for it

oh hot diggity dog this one is a beauty

what was baseball like in the '90s? I was very interested, so interested that I joined little league in summer '94; I was so happy even to lose every game & have a season stat sheet of 1 RBI end of list; michael jordan was suddenly a baseball player that summer & it was so cool and then August came

couldn't they have named this company birdify? Birdfy is so much worse, just one little letter people

United Breaks Guitars, American Displays Them

I want to be clear that I do not do drugs that aren't prescribed to me by a physician, but uh, I will always enjoy weed jokes and stoner humor I don't know why it tickles my funny bone so much but it sure does dude

It’s a bong. There are lasers.

sending this email blast to a person who got married in 2020 should be grounds for a lawsuit

I just want to hear Matt Berry say "Unreal Engine 5" fifty different ways

This is the place Outkast was singing about, not many people know that

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guys it's the weed number day

[jonathan frakes voice]

and this, on the other hand, is like the perfect summation of why I hate substack, like what even is this shit and why did I get an email about it

This is like if 2010 me existed today and also wrote dracula flow I love it so much www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IsR...

sam gamgee’s based dad, ham gamgee, is a queer ally

Way to go Felix!

Mike Trout doing Babe Ruth things, is all star Mike Trout back? Is he once again the only person who has the number 27 jersey in all of stick and ball sports that I should care about? www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZw5...

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got to see a truly elegant lady while taxiing.

…this is now how you tell someone “you’re the shit”

the real reason for the decline of UK power in the latter half of the 20th century

The Garfield Park Conservatory and the Central Indiana Orchid Society will host an annual orchid show April 25-26. Attendees can see orchids from around the Midwest and purchase some to take home. https://mirrorindy.org/indianapolis-orchid-show-garfield-park-conservatory/

lam's oriental cuisine, route 72, canton, ohio, 1988

Beautiful that two people from very different lifestyles, one a famous actress and the other I assume a post apocalyptic anime character, could have such a lasting relationship

making absolutely insane shit in claude rn, ama

I read Weird News today, oh boy Ninety four dicks in Bayeux Tapestry And though the dicks were rather small They had to count them all Now they know how many dicks it takes to fill the Reading Hall www.bbc.com/news/article...