I’m so tired that I bumped into a lamp, and said “I’m sorry” to the lamp

Shaq: "That's last year. Chuck was fat last year. Now look at him. He's a sex symbol." 🏀 📺🎙️ #NBA #ESPN #InsidetheNBA

Are the NJ Devils for real this year? @peteforgets.bsky.social

They keep crossing red lines - when is enough

Just replied ‘K’ to the wife in earnest - let’s see if my dinner makes it home now

My 76yo stepdad just said “that damn Yankee” in the most derogatory way 😂We are back baby!

Gotta a cheesesteak coming from the pizza joint down the way - they also have fresh chicken cutlets each day too - gonna try a cutlet sandwich next time

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Jim… you couldn’t be more wrong

Grass cut for the final time this year - finally

Primaries are there for a reason. I'm not interested in "vote Blue no matter who" especially as its given us people like Fetterman. Push to make Democratic candidates better or replace them. And with that, I think its time to drop Platner.

I hope he chokes on a Gobbler

It’s been a while since I’ve brought home McDonalds fries - I did today and Pickles was elated - she loves their fries

Listening to an owl atm

Friend

Not me jumping around the hockey games tonight to watch the Canadian teams and listening to their broadcast -

Shot by an OCE agent using his weapon to break a window - these dudes are definitely watching cop TV and trying to enact that shot in real life 😂😂😂

Why are the feds in NYC?

One of my clips from Saturdays #nokings protest in Wasilla Alaska made @maddow.msnbc.com

Walked outside to mow for the last time until spring, and a rain shower started - thank you little rain shower, I’ll mow another day

Dodgers have lost just once in the playoffs and that was in the Divisional round against Philadelphia. Their starting rotation has been dominant- hope the Jays have something for them in the WS

Had to hold me breath for the Blue Jays

Morosi: Bo Bichette (knee) said he'll be ready for World Series.

Better team won, imo -

This years ALCS has been a blast to watch - hope game 7 is just as exciting

Neighbors always walking up when I am exhaling huge oui’d smoke clouds

The entire MLB playoffs have been condensed - but the WS will not start until Friday - guess it makes for better games if both teams have rested pitchers but I was shocked they did t start Wednesday

MY EYES!!!!!

Good to see leaders putting names with those that have been unjustly killed by 47 and his blood thirsty sidekick Little Marco

or anyone spending any amount of time with me

Real quick turn from it’s terrorists, marxists, and illegal immigrants attending a hate rally to - you say “No to Kings”, well 47 isn’t a king. 😂😂

Grab 'em by the means of production.

Have I mentioned that I love Jon Oliver? This pertains to the making of the 15th Airbud movie and searching for a new AirBud

CMC is so good

I remember when the Falcons v 49ers was an NFC West matchup

Tough weekend for this dude

Wait… the Broncos won? I dozed off and just saw the score @footiusmaximus.bsky.social

Who wins tonight - Blue Jays or Mariners?

Bunch of double digit and blow out games today - Broncos are still shitting the bed

Who is smelling them for this experiment?

Someone next to me at the bar ordered ribs and then freaked the fuck out when the ribs had some pink on them. Smoked pork ribs… refused to understand what a smoke ring was.

Hamas maintains it is abiding by ceasefire as 15 Palestinians killed by Israeli attacks across Gaza on Sunday.

It’s a sin coat kinda day

More gross conduct from 47 and his administration

“Don’t turn your back on me!” Portland doesn’t let up on these pieces of shit 😂

“Get back in your dog pen, bitches!”

Damn - Auburn found another way to lose a heartbreaker

The Avs are so fast with the puck - the entire team is quick