Pro tip you can use jellybeans to rapidly prove or disprove if a wide number of flavors work together

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It's not so great if someone commits a normal crime. Maybe they get put in a jobs training program, something of this nature, but once their debt is paid, they get to rejoin society like a normal person. Spend years and consume millions in public money with the power of public trust? Big rock.

"History will judge-" let me stop you right fucking there, history doesn't do fucking shit, I'm a historian, let's be clear here: elected officials need to do their fucking jobs, right now, before it happens, or future historians will judge THEM. Everyone knows and knew who Trump was.

New Claude found zero-day's in OpenBSD, ffmpeg, Linux and FreeBSD.

one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

may the day come when their posts, instead, are the ones that don't look good on paper

in persian culture, telling someone "we're going to kill you all" is considered deeply offensive

"If you were a different country things would be different" yes I know.

If you’re an American should watch the Anthony Bourdain Parts Unknown ep on Iran. A deeply humanizing look at a country full of people just like you and me. I watched it after Anthony died and it moved in ways that are hard to relay. I also immediately ran out to try kabob koobideh and tahdig.

Yes, it’s a real map. 30 day departure from normal max temperature www.drought.gov

The thing about Trump openly confessing to committing a war crime today is that a quarter century ago, Schumer Biden Kerry Hillary and Feinstein voted, in an *overwhelmingly* bipartisan way, to militarily invade the Hague were the US to ever be prosecuted by ICC.

tapping the fucking sign again www.patreon.com/posts/empero...

I guess we're just waiting around to see if this demented psychopath kills everyone: defector.com/i-guess-were...

You know what? I'll admit it. The credible threat by a madman to wipe out a nation of 90 million people for basically no reason (presumably using nuclear weapons) successfully distracted me. I am now distracted.

While Trump's assertion that "a whole civilization will die tonight" represents a discrete threat of genocide against Iran, the fact that it comes from a U.S. president, while Congress does nothing, actually represents a broader civilizational collapse — whether he follows through or not.

It is a grave threat to us all that the elect class of lords we deign appoint to power cannot imagine a world other than the one which granted them that power. They are bound by the blinders of status and the machinations of a crueler future lurching into being are invisible to them.

did anyone else get get taken out of class to the room where the people with clipboards ask you to rotate objects in your mind?

I care more about whether our brothers and sisters in Iran will live than whether or not my prices go up.

*no one* *not a soul* *me to my euphorbia when their leaves return*: wouldst thou like to live deciduously?

all of America's bravest elected Democrats jumping into action to post vaguely on social media about how somebody else should do something

i hope the democrats who lost two elections to a pedophile with dementia, as well as the dem president and his dem AG who chose to do nothing about said pedophile with dementia, feel good about themselves today for maintaining so much decorum

Things have only gotten Cooler so I am once again reminding people that that hilarious joke about how you want to [redacted] a [redacted] when they come for you is so much less funny when read back to you by a humorless government agent.

yeah man i'll circle back to you on that agenda item from yesterday's all hands in just a sec. our pedophile king just threatened to destroy a whole civilization

no it's true. A day doesn't go by without me thinking about 17776. It changed how I think about humans, and time. And football, of course.

days like today i get incandescent with rage all over again that he wasn't in cuffs and an orange jumpsuit and perp walked on jan 21st, 2021

Unlike a lot of people, I have no real problem hating to the core of my being his supporters and those who, not simply through moral failing but a lack of cultivation, did not see in him the capacity for this. It is a contemptuous weakness we have sheltered like a flame and let devour our society.

had to go check and see if that post was real and the banal herbal medslop ad below it really gives the genocidal nuclear holocaust threat an unexpected piquancy

this is true beyond journalism. the federalist society is exceptionally well-funded while the closest thing to a liberal counterpart has to engage in endless penny pinching

shoot the hostage as national policy

Decarbonization is back on the menu boys

If we are going to have wrestling im the hwite haus is it too much to ask to at least have swol lincon impersonator chokeslam the president?

putting up a sign that says the dog who lives here scared easily and won’t make financial decisions startled

Bounce em if you got em

same

I’m going to wear a lot of y’all out with this but there is no “grip to tighten” for Iran. that’s like saying New York is tightening its grip over the East River. the clerics had incentives to allowing free navigation that evaporated the moment Bibi and Trump decided to try and topple them w/ bombs

if you'd rather lose than have a coalition of political expedience, then you're not doing politics, you're playing fantasy football

Uhhhhh

"who is this for" as literally millions of dads and lesbians slobber over the idea of getting their hands on one if only they had a place to reliably charge it

on my way to steal your girl

And we have a new photo of the moon from Artemis II and you can just make out the terminator on the right-side of the moon here.

anti-bedtime aktion but like for real, horrifying stuff

I was walking down the street with my camera and these guys started to kinda sorta catcall me, saying "girl, take our photo!" so I took a portrait of the guy who asked and his friends and it turned out extremely fucking good? I gave him my number and sent it to him.

Declaring “anti-bedtime leftist” a slur only useable by other terminally online leftists, normal people can’t be trusted with it

{coughing out my first proper weed hit in two days} The Star Wars prequels have a lot in common with Hanya Yanagahira's A LITTLE LIFE, when you really think about it

A Southern Ground-hornbill looking snazzy 🪩 at the Tracy Aviary, Salt Lake City, Utah #Birds #BirdOfTheDay #Black&Red #Red #FeatheredFriends @tracyaviary.bsky.social #Eyelashes #Photography

Remember that time when ICE shot a man as he fled into his home and then claimed he beat an agent with a snowshovel? And we were all like "you're lying"? They were lying www.nytimes.com/2026/04/06/u...

It's small potatoes but I have noticed an enormous amount of new friction when it comes to getting people to pay their bills lately