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it's,,, fuckin,,,,,,,,,,,

hippos are vegetarians they kill for love of the game and i respect that

was on a current events TV panel this morning. Producer standing by with the laptop "just in case another insane thing happens while we tape"

every crisis all at once!!! I demand more!

crabs is rocks with food inside

Society parried the ozone layer, acid rain, and Y2K back to back and instead of going "wow, parrying is badass" a lot of people went "society didn't even get hit so I guess there's no need to learn how to parry" and instantly took a thousand hits

“I actually have the manuscript right here in my pocket for all of you and oh nooooooo *George pulls middle finger out of his pocket*

stuck in flatland again

oh it's going to be a Recession recession

my editing skills are insane, I know. but don’t worry, the bunny is not really in the clouds. he’s safely on my bed

I have once again been favorably compared to the masterful cat

damn what is wrong with me, i am having the hardest time concentrating on work, i lament as i compulsively refresh live feeds of unspeakable horrors

responding to the babadook like when my cat won't stop meowing. ok yep i hear ya dude. but you have to indicate what you want from me or i can't help. alright buddy? wanna sit out on the porch? i don't know what baba dook dook dook means man. it seems to mean lots of different stuff. you have food,

Something that always makes me giggle, a little, decades on, is when someone is wearing both camouflage and a high visibility reflective vest

lmao

waking life is a totally obnoxious movie, I should watch it

220 million years of committing to the bit

and if you don't, you can still take pride in living your life in a way that would make your great grandpa spin in his grave.

moving to the periphery

The self-care advice lately is just “have you tried dissociating more efficiently”

*bong rip* time to imagine the worst sentence possible

you know this guy is a FOR REAL photographer because he's telling the story of his brutal, unconditional arrest by federal goons and can't help but slip in a gear review

discussion of dreadstone is a distraction from the affordability crisis

Trump thought he could intimidate Minnesotans and that we would react with riots. Instead, we showed up with compassion, resilience, and strength. We showed the country what real resistance looks like.

neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now

Imagine it being so cold that at night, people plug in engine block heaters so their cars will start in the morning, and still standing around outside voluntarily. It’s a lot.

[legendarily on the fury road] the grand duke fellingus: “oiii! me speedcunce is the best chopper fighters in all the wastes!” her warladyship cunnilingus: “CORRRRRRRRRRRR! CUUUUUUUUNT!” [some all fucked up guy on a steel piano rhythmically bungies off a monster truck on fire]

I can't believe I get to read this for free

I can't trust politicians who are anti-trans. Not because I'm "only searching for perfection" which is what centrists will be accusing me of for the rest of my life, it's because if you're not pro-trans you'll be garbage on lots of other issues too. Being anti-trans NEVER exists in a vacuum.

Amazing what ancient people built even though they were all skeletons

I have the utmost respect for Senator Kaine and Senator Warner but we do not need “coaching” on redistricting coming from a cuck chair in the corner. How about you all stay focused on the fascist in the White House and let us handle redistricting in Virginia. 10-1

I’m starting to wonder if looking genuinely happy and acting like you really love the city is a more effective way to campaign (and govern) than scowling about what a shithole the city is and how many more cops it will take to subdue it.

The images and stories coming out of Minneapolis are extraordinary. We can't say we did not know what was happening. Lots of people are putting their bodies on the line to make sure we do.

We have mood snow here in Gaithersburg, MD.

love u goodnight

Wallboards falling off

every day we are inching towards summary judgment being the compromise position

Introspection

i don't care what you do for fun, tell me what you do for self-loathing

Our language is a shorthand that we have been twisting and trimming and gluing parts on for short term gain since the continents were different shapes. It is not a square hole in the heavens that everything must fit within to achieve harmony. It is a meat grinder

The last time I got called up for jury duty saying that I looked at the news every day was enough to get dismissed instantly, can't be a good sign

David Lynch passed a year ago today. I hope we all can absorb just a little bit of the energy he put out in his lifetime.

1. Crush the MAGA murderers, give them no quarter, and salt the cursed earth from whence they came. 2. Crush the MAGA murderers, give them no quarter, and salt the cursed earth from whence they came. 3. Crush the MAGA murderers, give them no quarter, and salt the cursed earth from whence they…

there is not one single Democrat anywhere on the national stage—not Pritzker, not AOC, not anybody—who comes within a million miles of the kind of uncompromising righteous fury I would want to see in a candidate

Everyone says they want toxic Yuri until it finally happens.