Going crying to the California Post is incredible. No notes

Every time I see Harry Kane, I say his name in this voice

This show feels like a fever dream.

Honestly great hustle by whatever contractor corruptioned their way into the contract. Now they get to bilk taxpayers for "ongoing maintenance"

One of my favorite Cabo Verde facts is that it has a genre of music that arose after an abandoned ship washed up in 1968, carrying hundreds of keyboards and synths

these are the people that hate coastal elites

I like how we all saw a good basketball game and now are basically cats that got the zoomies, you can’t be up until three in the morning you’re middle aged

If I see an AI ad that says this I'm rioting

My mayor Muslim My bagel Jewish My milkshake ducked That’s so fucked

"Wait… is that the actual curse here? That I… understand MAGA now? That I've been reduced to vociferously supporting a bad man because I see him as the only path forward to helping undo a greater evil? Did M. Night Shyamalan write my life?"

I gotchu 🫡

this is fucking INSANE. it’s going to boomerang on them so hard. as a worker in the diabetes space let me tell you people are already talking.

More of the US should get on board with peanut butter on waffles. The South is cooking with that one

Putting a mouth on the Zaku is so funny

ok, this place has the juice

I look forward to not being invited to anybody's group chats on a second website

so, this is deeply, deeply horrifying thedreydossier.substack.com/p/i-found-a-...

"They're not just gonna not fly" Buddy have you seen the price of jet fuel lately? Soon enough they aren't flying anyway

Counterpoint: This van

Half these guys look like they were on an MTV dating show

The @tomwalker.bsky.social comedy recommendations don't miss. This Jack Tucker special rules: youtu.be/qWZ4MLedAFA

Finally got around to finding what the clue is looking for and it is "Age of Puberty" which doesn't sound better tbh

Can't tell if it is visible in this shot, but did anyone notice Caruso's headband was upside down?

Baseball player I like: Adrian Morejon

trying to show up your ex wife there bud?

Also, I’m really glad AI wasn’t around when I was 20 and exhausted and hungover and depressed and had a paper due. It’s not like I was some special kind of person immune to the appeal. My current stance on it comes from experience

One thing I'll despise about this moment in time is how "mods! mods!" it all feels - surely we can't be serious?

Annihilation (2018)

this screams "I leave valuables in my car" to me

forgot who I saw say it, but what could a President Harris do to stop the Roberts court in this situation? we'd likely be in this mess either way

the more I stare at the cover art, the more I think this is a Switch 2 tech demo cloaked in nostalgia to recoup the costs

I'll always think fondly of Fowler from the one time I got free tickets behind home plate at a Giants game. A guy got the whole section to heckle Fowler during his ABs. He was just loudly yelling "Dexter" while the rest of us yelled "Fowler" as the pitch was coming in, but it got him off his game

🤖 Justice delos Santos Bryce Eldridge: “I’m feeling really great. This is a great time for me to get brought up. I told Jared (Oliva) earlier, I’m feeling sexy at the plate right now.”

I'm not asking for much in this world. just enough money to make my mental illness everyone's problem

it's not good for the soul, but I spent yesterday arguing with a dude on nextdoor how it's conspiracy minded to think that the CA gov will use the billionaire tax to raise everyone's taxes

per Great Wolf Lodge Manteca is the Bay Area so adjust your maps accordingly www.greatwolf.com/northern-cal...

giants 1-0 since my drew gilbert and matt chapman miis got married

You know, instead of debating how we should go overboard to protect the one man who's the most hated provocateur of malevolent violence in the entire nation, we could just remove him from office through the normal procedures.

like I'm sure Leavitt's husband was just saying something about not trusting other journalists but also 👀

40 YEAR OLD MARRIED FATHER WHO POSTS ON BLUESKY FROM HIS OFFICE JOB: i would never be unfaithful to megan thee stallion... that's simply unfathomable, to me

this pronunciation is going to roll around my head for a while

hey we don’t claim those fans

The full McDonalds segment in which Charles Barkley brings up the Ice Spice incident and they show the security cam video. The studio crew is loving this

Don't know that I can watch this Warriors-Suns game with the camera flash going off at random intervals

There's a group in the Bay Area called Curiosity Guild that is doing something similar to this that's absolutely worth checking out www.curiosityguild.org

learning that Israel is one of the main suppliers of the fluoride that gets added to our water supply is like the Super Bowl for conspiracy theorists