Find you a mentor that believes in you this much.

So we're a few years deep into bluesky at this point and its honestly kind of crazy how badly the trending topics are, in terms of how frequently clicking on the trending topics gets you a ton of posts that have literally nothing to do with the topic.

There was obviously a lot going on in the ESPN Sean Payton piece yesterday, but this is what I've thought about the most since reading it www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...

the heritage foundation has done infinitely more harm to america than any government identified terrorist organization

Every post from Threads is like the moon is trying to communicate with me

(Mitch McConnel diary entry after his first day in Hell when all he's gone through so far is the orientation) Dear Diary. Hell isn't to bad actually .

Manuel Akanji ⚽ ____ |___| /\ |___| / \ |___ / \ |__ / \ |_ / \ | / \ /____________\

absolute chimney!

Columbia’s coach looks like he should be Switzerland’s coach and Switzerland’s coach look like he should be Columbias coach

Me, every time there is a call I don't like:

Johnson says he will attempt to pass the SAVE AMERICA Act through budget reconciliation, a measure that would require states to implement stricter proof of citizenship for people to register to vote, potentially disenfranchising tens of millions of otherwise eligible voters.

En(terprise)shittification

On the heels of the Balogun fiasco, FIFA acted swiftly to clean up its image, restore fan trust and remind everyone why it's the global leader in sports integrity.

BALL DON'T LIE UNIVERSITY CLASS IS IN SESSION

BEAT THEIR ASS

Any play that ends with shirts off should be unreviewable

After review, Egypt has committed the unforgivable penalty of increasing its lead over Argentina. No goal.

The fix is fucking in.

An Afghan national who fought alongside U.S. forces has died from an allergic reaction while in ICE custody, one day after he was detained for deportation proceedings, his death certificate shows. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

Sincerely, they deserve to rub our noses in it and they should

In addition to being illegal and immoral, this is also how you get increasingly radicalized and disruptive protests. If an entirely legitimate and peaceful protest gets punished anyway, no reason not to go further.

you still have a World Cup team to root for as long as someone is playing England.

BREAKING: in June 2026, *every single one* of the 1,062 refugees admitted in the U.S. were white South Africans. In FY 2026, the U.S. has admitted a total of 7,727 white South Africans, three Afghans (back in November), and nobody else. For reference, the U.S. admitted 100,060 refugees in 2024.

Anyway, if the USMNT ever want to be world class we need MLS academies to be much bigger and have way more openings for lower- and middle-class children. It's true but makes you a bore at parties so it's the perfect fact for Bluesky.

Until we address the fact most talented soccer players in the US can’t afford to compete because club and travel teams have snuffed rec/school ball out, this is probably going to keep happening.

“Everything Trump touched turns to shit” isn’t even a meme, his involvement distracted an otherwise focused group of players and got them thinking and talking about off pitch decisions. He materially made the national team worse.

I'm so disillusioned, I almost don't even care who gets the FIFA Peace Prize next year

The USMNT and Knicks being really good except for the precise moment when Trump involves himself is really funny

has there ever been a man so effective at demolishing the vibe. historic scarer of the hoes

That’s what happens when you get rid of the department of defense

Really bummer that Trump got involved with Team USA at this year's World Cup. We all saw what happened to the Knicks. I'm afraid USMNT is not much longer for this tournament

reset timeline with wolf like me youtu.be/MxawVMQ02dc?...

patriot summer

Reminded that Trump was the one who originally wanted to ban TikTok after kids on TikTok reserved a bunch of fake seats for a rally, leaving an empty stadium. And then the Democrats handed him the ban (because they were upset that kids were saying mean things about Israel) for Trump to "save."

Don’t love the strategy of banging your head against a wall for 30 minutes straight and hoping something happens differently.

someone should calm this game down and throw a loaded gun on the pitch

IMO every hydration break should be announced with a Butt Rock needle drop like it’s the end of Alien: Earth

Now we’re cookin with gas

The beauty of sports is you can just decide at any point “I give a shit about this now. Against all reason.” Ten minutes later you hate one of the teams more than life and it’s all downhill from there.

My recap of the first half

the telemundo announcers put so much stank on "declan rice" when they say it and it kills me every time