My AI model actually goes to school in a different school district. In Canada. You don’t know her.

My take regarding this is too powerful to post. Sorry everyone.

Girls Can Tell is just a perfectly cool album. Works equally well on hot summer days and cold winter nights.

WE ARE ON STRIKE TODAY! As someone who regularly looks at ProPublica web traffic, today's the only day of my career I want to see low numbers. We know our readers support our union. Don't read us today. We'll be there tomorrow.

Running up to a dude in a dark alley and asking him if he was a wallet inspector while handing mine over.

Song i listened to a lot during peak COVID ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ youtu.be/IkDhL3c3_io?...

my Save Draft button this morning

Alt. Timeline: It is the excessive military presence of China in the greater Middle East that has forced the United States into war.

Thinking, as I often do, about this missileer's dilemma as drawn by Emil Friis Ernst thenib.com/how-we-nuke/

If you have the chance, it’s your moral obligation.

absolute foolishness that itunes doesn't have a visualizer like the old windows media player did

every time i write about wage theft i do a double take because it's so crazy corporations steal more than $50 bn from workers' paychecks each year, illegally paying workers less than they earned for their labor that significantly exceeds the combined losses from larceny, burglary, & vehicle theft

We must be clearly ANTI-war and PRO-healthcare/housing/childcare/education. (2/2)

Ready to go to the mat for Girls Can Tell

I would simply not vote for the literal biblical devil, from hell, but I guess I'm built different

zero income limits is good because it means people on “the bubble“ dont have to worry— there is no bubble!— but also because it means kids in these programs get to know all kinds of kids in multnomah county. that’s beautiful!

If only there was a system where part of our paychecks went towards paying for large government services that benefit us as a society

tv used to look so cool, dawg

Isaac Chotiner: do you know who Linda Carter is? me: yes, she’s in Terminator 2 Isaac: that’s Linda Hamilton me: right, I confused myself because she plays Sarah Carter. I trip up and combine those names sometimes. Isaac: she plays Sarah Connor. but it’s easy to confuse women. me: now hold on

A lot of people who think they could survive the end of days also go dwyer mode at the idea of not having red meat or chicken at every meal

The viral meal slop trend. Can anyone hear themselves

They are absolutely showing him AI videos, aren’t they

You ever watch a shit post and it hits so hard you feel like running through a wall by the end of it?

New Democratic messaging for 2028 just dropped

There's a specific tone of cheer when a guy and his bros realize a complicated low-stakes scheme is going to work. It's the sound of dudes rocking and it's the most beautiful sound in the world.

The Bad Take Crew strikes again

IT’S CALLED HENTAI, COOP. NICHE PORNOGRAPHY FROM THE LAND OF THE RISING SUN. REAL WACKYLAND STUFF LIKE TENTACLES. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE GETTING A PROSTATE MASSAGE FROM AN OCTOPUS? ME TOO.

Also www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

I don’t think we should go back to twitter levels of toxicity but there’s a lot of confidently stupid turbolib opinions on here that can only exist in a low predator environment.

Keeping dark money out of politics should be a unifying issue for Democrats. So I'm challenging my opponent to agree to the “People's Pledge” to reduce super PAC spending in NY-10. What do you say, @danielsgoldman.dg4ny.co?

Wild what you can get away with in articles about cycling. This is objectively false! A city with less driving and more biking is far safer for pedestrians. Hate cyclists all you want but that’s an empirical fact

I tried multiple times to get into Wilco and it just never took. I got into slipknot despite being kind of embarrassed about their whole thing.

this is bad policy and bad politics

This Machine Kills Clankers

Keep DHS closed indefinitely, we could solve two problems at once here

Mueller’s FBI persecuted Muslims nationwide. He was responsible for one of the most egregious, systemic violations of civil rights in the history of the FBI, which is saying a whole lot. This was Mueller’s FBI:

the apex of the neoliberal mountain

I heard there was a secret cord that David kept in his cable hoard but he can never find it when he needs it

Fun surprise if you get to the end of this Wapo story

Mick Foley quit the WWE to post social media videos reminding us to hold the administration accountable for their crimes against immigrants.

I want this app to be used basically exclusively by people interested in topics I am interested in and extremely funny and/or talented people. No one else.

you should want people to not use this website. to think otherwise is to adapt the religion of EverythingAppism. it is to become a Muskovite. you should pine for a return to the era of web forum

One of my very favorite movies to come out this decade and a movie that in a much better world than ours would get a sequel every 2-3 years.

🤖”Because these aren’t just names on a list.”