Two more thoughts on Chip Kelly to Northwestern: 1. Has potential to be a Mike Hankwitz-like hire, but on offense -- older, accomplished coach who wants to work with smart players and do what he does best. 2. Kelly is a wizard at the run game. He'll bring creativity and improve upon an NU strength

Oprah should pay the wealth tax solely because she launched this asshole and Dr. Phil.

if you are wondering how things are going at UNC, Chip Kelly reportedly turned down working for legendary super bowl coach bill belichick to go to a team that has to use a silent count at home games because they are constantly outnumbered by opposing fans

I'm just imagining @tomfornelli.bsky.social waking up to Chip Kelly as Northwestern's offensive coordinator and it's putting a smile on my face.

What. The. Fuck? I mean....wow. This is fucking wild.

Donald Trump was born 10 months before this man played his first MLB baseball game:

Just the stupidest possible President.

this seems specifically designed to break mail-in voting (where deadlines are defined by postmark)

Speaking of typos, someone should direct Ms. Dhillon to U.S. v. Murphy, 406 F.3d 857, 859 n.1 (7th Cir. 2005), aka the greatest footnote in appellate court history. scholar.google.com/scholar_case...

Elon Musk is preparing to dump hundreds of millions into anti-trans propaganda. It may not help Republicans win, but it will terrorize the vulnerable. Democrats cannot let these attacks go unanswered this time.

whatever 2026 holds i don't think anything next year will be funnier than Chicago Pope. 2025 was overall a huge stinker but Chicago Pope was an all time great B-plot

That sucks But man was that fun

Man, I’m not even mad.

Malt Vinegar. And that's what I put on them before ketchup, even.

The President of the United States appears to be getting regular IV infusions, the public doesn’t know anything about it, & the DC media evidently doesn’t care. We are months into the mystery of Trump’s hands, the White House is lying, & I’ve seen a grand total of one serious news story about it.

Cardio is the "dollar cost average into a low cost, diversified index fund in your 401k" of fitness -- amazingly effective, but so boring no one really espouses its virtues nearly enough.

Fitness gurus are always knocking cardio. Well, the elliptical is super effectively for weight loss. It’s low impact so you can do it for long time periods, every day. I can burn 800-1000 calories in an hour. I can do it daily. I lost 100 lbs once doing nothing but that damned boring elliptical.

All pets fall into one of two categories: faithful companion or weird little guy. Cats? Weird little guy. Dogs? Faithful companion (except very small dogs) Rats? Faithful companion. Hamsters? Weird little guy. Parrots? Weird little guy. Horses? Faithful companion.

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.

My 8 yo rooting for another UVA field goal so we're at 6-7

Booger McFarland out here casually inventing the peanut butter Pop-Tart

What are we even doing here?

God, they just do every single thing right at this event.

Please! I’ve eaten enough delicious food over the past several days; I can’t handle something as rich as Pat Fitzgerald hiring Mike Bajakian at MSU! I won’t be able to fit into my jeans!

Dabo Swinney is so damn cold. I mean, literally. The man is currently freezing. Just can't handle winter.

🎶 My anaconda don't want none Unless you're neurodivergent, son!🎶

Happy 14th anniversary to this youtube video

Chicago people! They organize. They help each other. They understand the long haul. They don’t give up.

mike bajakian after another successful afternoon moving the football 97 yards

"No way to prevent this" says the only coach who regularly hires Mike Bajakian.

What does Fitz do for an encore after hiring Bajakian? Does he put Kevin O'Neill forward as an Izzo replacement?

either: Pat Fitzgerald wants to run back his awful end-of-tenure offense from Northwestern (very very bad sign for MSU) Pat Fitzgerald hired one of the worst assistant coaches in college football to reward him for his vocal loyalty after Fitz was fired at Northwestern (worse!)

just to elaborate here, Mike Bajakian's past 5 seasons as an offensive coordinator: NORTHWESTERN 2020: 93rd in scoring offense 2021: 125th 2022: 128th 2023: 106th UMASS 2025: 136th

Incredible. Easily the second worst possible hire you could make. Worst would be hiring JON to do anything on defense.

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (to be continued in following skeet)

my favorite part of the Game Above Sports Bowl was when the jubilant Northwestern players dumped an entire vat of Nebulous Investment Opportunities (?) on David Braun

It's both totally wild and yet totally sensible. If you had asked before the season to rank coaches on how much they embodied The Michigan Man, I suspect Kyle Whittingham would have been astronomical on that scale.

we’ve been over this we just did this in Massachusetts they’re not gonna leave, they’ll whine and bitch and moan and eventually this will raise more money than expected because nowhere they go is actually like the place they’re leaving

@chrisryan77.bsky.social @jowrotethis.bsky.social "....it's Andy Greenwald!!!!"

There’s just enough cheesiness (compliment) that you don’t feel like you’re some hero for watching an Important Show. It is an extremely sweet spot & the reexamination it is receiving is ULTRA warranted. Very, very, very hard to make a show that good. Hats off to all involved.

Never watched “Suits” but had heard it was enjoying a second life on streamers. Walked in my 12 yr old watching the pilot & I am HOOKED. Could write a dissertation on it. Came out in heyday of “prestige” TV but isn’t “prestige.” Has network-esque churn-out-plots but isn’t network. Characters ROCK…

“a crazed mob wanted to literally kill her and she’s mad we didn’t denounce the guy who set it all in motion. psh. women.”

This year for coaches off the Craig Bohl/John Stiegelmeier tree… Jason Eck 9-3 Jake Dickert 8-4 Matt Entz 8-4 David Braun 7-6 Jimmy Rogers 6-6 Chris Klieman 6-6 Tim Polasek 12-1 Brent Vigen 13-2 They may not win you an FBS title but man, they churn out a good high floor system of coaches.

Northwestern winning the Game Above Sports feels a little on the nose, but so be it.

Those New Mexico Lobos uniforms are 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

NORTHWESTERN WINS THE GAMEABOVE SPORTS BOWL!

Anytime the service was slow at a restaurant, my Dad would say: "This, right here, would be a great place to open a restaurant."

Bummer. Wanted the shutout.