dreamcast forever 🌀

Has this been done

after the success of the Empire State building stunt I have climbed the shed in my backyard with a banner that reads “bring me a pizza”

Very brave. Thank you patriots 🫡

they trained millennials how to use computers too good and napster basically flattened an entire industry. I think that's why they don't even want you to touch your phone's file system now, they can't let kids become that powerful again

watch, as this resourceful creature pours the hot water directly into the nearly empty jar of instant coffee crystals to capture every last speck of usable coffee

We choose to commit to the bit not because it is easy but because it is hard

Communism gets overthrown, a few decades later they get rid of sick leave for workers. Many such cases!! Better hope Doktor Kapitalismus thinks you're sick enough or else it's back to work you go! How much more obvious can it get that we live under the dictatorship of capitalists?

12 Hangry Men

It's pretty dang funny.

Looking at social media reactions to the SCOTUS and it really highlights how the GOP will get 99% of what they want, ignore that, and focus on demanding that 1% more. Dems will get 1% of what they want, immediately give up on the other 99%, and call the day a victory.

Guy living in a country where every third TV show is about how great cops are and three pedos in the same group chat own every news outlet: Thank God I don't live in a hell of propaganda like China

we found a Cursed Object on the way back from brunch

i have said many times that the left must break with dems for many reasons, not least of which is the fact they dont want us. evidenced by the reaction to 3 dsa members winning. corpodems act like they caught ebola. gonna leave this vid here that expresses my thoughts on the dsa for when it fails

To the Joker, this is just a normal taxi, making normal money

government finally got out of the way of business and business men are doing to us what they always threatened we would get under communism

HAPPY FRIDAY TO EVERYONE WHO HATES SLOP

it doesn't matter how much you tax the rich because they'll still be in control of how that tax money gets spent. unless you tax them 100% and also take all their private property, which is the method the Bolsheviks used.

Kat:

An American just got sentenced to 30 years in federal prison for moving “Antifa” zines and there’s about 1000x as much media coverage of Trump’s reflecting pool 👍

I'm a fool to do your dye-rty work! (yes, I will be dyeing some of these)

seasons when they see the reaper: hey

Technically, they’re Remains now.

German and Italian social democrats 5 minutes before disaster: wow socialism is so popular we keep winning elections this is awesome 😎

tips to beat the heat: -avoid moving under the open sun -use windtraps to gather water -rub your palms with juice of the creosote bush to limit sweat -please, please, please ensure your mask and noseplugs are fitted. you lose SO much moisture without them

Just got glasses for the first time in my mid thirties. Wow the world is in focus. This is life changing.. I resisted getting them for a long time but I had to when I stopped being able to discern the faces of students when they are down the hallway a ways.

Your party is so anti-democracy that you will literally sue to get left parties off the ballot. Don't be surprised when some of them try to run in your party since YOU made it the only way they saw to get elected

went down to the centrist convention. they’re all shaking and crying, I heard one guy say “I’m starting to think a better world IS possible.” the lady next to him slapped him in the face

Thomas House of Dublin exhibiting the pro-human solidarity that all of us should demonstrate.

Check out this sword stuck in a stone!!

funny how that works

Goodnight everyone 💜

Any money that we've saved on gas by me getting an E-bike has been completely counter acted by the amount of times my wife sends me to the convenience store on the bike to get her treats. I love her and I have so much fun on the bike so I never say no- but yeah, there is a hidden price to everything

Finally burst the unsightly zit on my son Krendle's forehead (with the help of Dr. ChatGPT (Medical Edition)), and it turned out it was his left eye all along. We popped my boy's eyeball.

Coffee: Iced Coffee :: Mashed Potatoes : Potato Salad

AND YET ANOTHER ONE? #hedorah #reflectingpool

Catbus is REAL!!

can't argue with this.

Companies from Canada, Spain, France, Germany and Australia are leaving Cuba. They’re not fleeing communism. They’re fleeing U.S. sanctions. So who stands to gain?

I love this. Unmute.

Pedestrians and cyclists must be hyper-aware so drivers can play on their phones