Lmao my guy are you fucking ok? Look at that half assed meme again.

GUYS STOP IM VEWY VEWY IMPORTANT

NHL Coaches seem to come in two varieties. 1. GQ model 2. Grizzled old guy that looks like he snaps the necks of small animals on the team plane if his guys sneeze incorrectly. There’s probably room in that Venn for both things however.

Y’all that know me know I’m in great shape. Marathons, ultra marathons, awards from them. This landed me in the hospital 2 years ago for 2 nights with ANOTHER urgent care visit a week later. If you know something is wrong, GET TO A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL. www.espn.com/racing/nasca...

Maybe there’s some weird correlation in being shaped like this and the amount of money the dickhead has because I’m at a loss

Peep this little delicious number I just pulled

Jesus Christ what an unbelievably cucked populous we have x.com/usatoday/sta...

Babe wake up new magic is literally about to be dropped

The actual dumbest mfs you are forced to deal with in your life will tell you this is the height of very insightful discourse. The pinnacle of zeitgeist.

Crabs at the ready gang

Look man all I’m saying is what part of the race are we talking about here and what distance? What kind of water. ….and would.

Oh shidt they are on double ultra secret mega Defcon 69 probation.

Why would they tweet this

Omfg if it happens during the draft lmaooo

Ready for da NFL draf

This broken ass fucking country I stg

Abolish HOAs into the absolute netherworld

GM friday M gang

Lmaooo Happy Racist Shitbag Surrender Day gang

Happy Easter my Christian friends…even if it is a lot different than I remember apparently

It’s an axiom I strongly believe in that you let those closest to you know how much you love them every chance you can because you never know. Got the phone call in the middle of the night I’ve dreaded for years. Lost my mother last night. Hug them. Tell them. You never, EVER know

trans rights are human rights

The most Mets things I have ever seen lmfao

The absolute most annoying person you know is gonna have a banner fucking day but at least one more maga dipshit is gone

St. Joseph’s Day aka Italian Participation Trophy Day

Afroman for President

Fuck. Yes.

RIP John Bolton. The US finally started bombing Iran and he just cumbed to death from it

hey as someone who had the financial crisis of 2008 Eternal Sunshined out of my brain, is this good?

Oh we’re FUCKED fucked…

Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership

Can yall imagine if Italy was actually real. Lmao oh man

Gen X who fucking hurt you this bad?

Fully acknowledge that it’s unlikely anything significant came of this but it is to say we all know that while not AS momentous as the big wet orange one’s day, when IT happens to this demon it’s gonna slap HARD

Babe wake up my sleep paralysis demon’s is doing bad air brushing and babbling about Europe

It’s wild to me how other countries are just out here arresting their pedophiles instead of letting them continue to make extremely stupid sweeping world economic decisions

Drinking a bucket of coffee shitting my brains out and fighting a bear. Maybe in tha order maybe simultaneously. For MAHA.

Today could be an absolute all timer

Tf are we doing anymore? Seriously.

It’s so wild to me that every single dumbass propaganda or virtue signaling hit they do is tantamount to what we were warned about as kids as to reasons to stay off drugs

Happy 5 years since he did the coolest thing he’s ever done

When I say I stand on business this what I mean.

POV: You’re a boot licking dipshit that’s about to get what boot lickers get

How in the hell am I now supposed to properly deal with my existential dread and the delivery of bad news?!

Good news yall, we can talk about the pedophiles running the country again.

Saw the pyrotechnics and assumed Charlie Kirk had died again

LETS GOOOOO

Lmao eat shit Robert Kraft. Sorry Pats fan friends

These commercials have been awful

I dont think the Inside Zone is there. Might just be me.