"Got those ads you requested!" "Did you use the prompts & notes we sent?" "Yup! Extra horny this year!" "Thank you for following instructions"

You’ll never shake me of the theory that says PETA is controlled opposition promulgated by the meat industry to sell more meat

My MIL’s beagle is…..he’s an acquired taste for even most dogs

Today I’m thankful for many things. Friends, family, a loving spouse. There is one thing above all though. Something we should all agree on. I’m thankful Creed went hard af 20+ Thanksgivings ago forever redefining what live music should look like

LEEEEEROYYYYY JEKINNNNSSSS

COMIN OUTTA MY CAGE AND IVE BEEN DOIN JUST FINE

Hands down the stupidest fucking thing I’ve seen Caleb do. Inexcusable.

One visit from Mamdani and he is DRIPPED up.

Mamdani easily manipulating Trump when Dems have failed to do so since 2016 isn't because Mamdani is uniquely skilled, it's because Dems have never meaningfully cared enough to try.

Mf straight up said, “AND I HELPED!” I’m fucking dying

They sedated him before Zohran arrived didnt they? Like heavy heavy ass horse tranquilizer shit I’m guessing?

The girlies are fighting

This is what sheer incompetence looks like

Idk gang I think Cyborg Oaf goes a little harder

OAF DOWN

Your electric bill is exponentially higher because the smoothest brained dipshits need to create dumb shit like this

Lmao get rekt you fugly bigot

Anyone have a place for free All 22 NFL tape?

This house man I stg

Same

I know twinks that would drop the f slur having been shown this

Oh did something happen? x.com/tmz/status/1...

Somehow it just keeps happening

I have never seen a more textbook example of NPC behavior

wow sum1 sure cdnt handle watching a muslim get elected to lead 9/11 city huh

He’s shooting Angels in the face in the big quial hunting field in the sky

(Petey Pablo voice)

Oh the flood gates are slowly raising huh….

Yo I’m assuming my red and black are my lives and the white is my ground here?

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Come out bitcj

Multiple shots of Garrett Nussmeier being consoled on the sideline but I fucking guarantee chud dipshits wont post them when he inevitably has some struggles in the NFL. Wonder white the difference will be there

I did something kinda cool today gang.

Me and the Boys when there’s no more pizza rolls

Fun and cool actually that the economy that was once built on the backs of working folks that cant make ends meet anymore is now being propped up by this fucking garbage further hurting the those people. Cant have healthcare but we can fake videos Will Smith eating spaghetti!

Which way western man?

Going back in time with the image of actual fascists being held at bay by a hip thrusting frog so I can fuck with my younger self for funsies

Lmao did they pull up on a fuckin Lou Malnati’s? My guy looks like he’s fuckin HORNIE for an entire deep dish

Usain Bones is trying very hard to befriend Barbie but she’s not exactly open to it

This is 9/11, 10/7, AND like when you get kicked out of Hooters for being a fucking creep to the absolute stupidest drooling dipshits this country has to offer

American foreign policy has hit it’s absolute lowest point I’m afraid

Incredible advice all around tbh

Atlantic City, NJ Oklahoma City, OK Dayton, OH Cleveland, OH St. Louis, MO Shreveport, LA Jacksonville, FL San Diego, CA Manhattan

Man the overwhelming urge to go back to the hellsite to bully chuds sometimes….

When the cheese curds are on the menu but they’re out.