Hooray M’s

hey if anyone on the internets knows any friends or family that attend Loyola Academy in Wilmette, IL: there’s a group of broccoli haired dipshits on the Metra saying horribly degrading and sexually suggestive things about a teenaged girl named Frannie O’Grady? hope she’s not dating any of them 🫠

BIG DUMPER BOMB

Springer dinger!!

I love these Mariners jerseys

BBQ seasoning on popcorn is elite and might be my new favorite snack

Hey, you idiotic propagandists at the New York Post: God Bless America isn't the national anthem. It's a SHOW TUNE written by Irving Berlin.

Thank god the tie is broken, for now. I don’t think I have another extra innings game in me after last night

Love is Blind really needs less Vanessa

Counterpoint, it’s great being there with just the diehards instead of a stadium full of bandwagons

I turned the game off before the celebration. Please tell me the Mariners are sluttier than the Padres and there were a lot of shirtless players

I feel like the Mariners are like the one team no one truly hates unless your team is playing them. Even then when the series is over you go back to not hating them

MARINERSSSSSSSSS

Lean into one. Just don’t make it obvious. Gimme a HBP win. Idc anymore

JRod hasn’t done shit all game and you walk him?! I mean I get loading the bases/out at any base thing but he’s 0-5 and so is polanco

PLEASE BIG DUMPER

Abraço is about to start giving me this look again if this game doesn’t end soon

Games like this are why I both love and hate baseball

I fucking hate this game

I’d like to know how professional baseball players still don’t know the proper way to hold a bat when bunting

The lesson of this Robles plate appearance, as always, is that bunting is stupid

M’s got a call. LETS FUCKING GO

I might be more invested in this game than I was for any of the Padres games this season. I am STRESSED

RALLY SHOE

Please don’t pull a Padres, Mariners

Please JRod 🙏🏽

EXTRAS?! 👀

Nooooooo. Don’t do that M’s

As a Padres fan, it’s wild seeing Naylor being so good

This alone is more than enough of a reason to want the Mariners to win

Did the brewers send their AA team today?? Wtf is going on

I’m not enjoying baseball today

I’m going to need the Brewers to win so they won’t be extra tired when the NLCS starts

The only positive about the Phillies losing, we now have more opportunities for kersh to give up more earned runs and hopefully in the form of homers

That was the most panicked play to end the game

Kiké should be the only dodger allowed to wear tight pants

Stop that, Phillies!!

What are you doing, Brewers?!

Do it, Castellanos. PLEASE

God dammit, Phillies. Get your shit together

Cillian Murphy on stilts* fixed it

Playoff Kiké is a menace

drake, amazingly, still finding brand new ways to lose to kendrick lamar

If this picture isn’t in future history books…

Not only this is amazing because part of fascism is the destruction of joy but it also makes it look ridiculous that the military is being deployed to put a stop to this

Why are there always so many mid guys on love is blind?!

All the fake ass dodgers fans left after Kershaw fucked it up. Props to the fans who stayed though. And that will be the only nice thing I will say about them

It is absolutely not tough to watch Kershaw struggle. In fact it is glorious to see