"The issues" are not immutable. Americans do not come out of the womb arguing about trans girls in Division III volleyball. The issues are what you make them. The issues are what you're loudest about. Create the conversation around these murderers' war crimes, don't equivocate, and don't let up.

I know this is pretty basic, but Super Mario Bros 3

this is small comfort given he has state power and i don’t but i am struck by what an obviously weak and fragile man miller is. a blubbering piss baby whose entire affect and personality is an attempt to make up for his profound feelings of inadequacy

A very long and important THREAD - The real reason the US is invading Venezuela goes back to a deal Henry Kissinger made with Saudi Arabia in 1974. And I'm going to explain why this is actually about the SURVIVAL of the US dollar itself. Not drugs. Not terrorism. Not "democracy." 1/

The rest of the world is leaving the US in the dust. Just a huge "okay, we'll do it without you" as the dominant country / culture of the last century falls into obsolescent disrepair. A nation filled with soft, coddled, selfish children who tantrum when pushed for even the mildest change or growth.

It is always wild to read about this shit as someone whose mom grew up in a house where their family phone was tapped bc of grandpa’s communist organizing. Ppl paying for the luxury wiretap now

There’s an indoor slide at DC’s MLK library! 😁🛝📚 Video Description: Mychal laughs, saying, “Here we go!” He slides down the indoor slide at DC Public Library's Martin Luther King Jr Memorial central branch. Library friends cheer him on ✨ 📹: @tomesandtextiles.bsky.social

Watching Rain Man for the first time after your later in life autism diagnosis is a weird experience

Apparently Wegman’s is now storing biometric data on shoppers, including eyes voices and faces 😬 gothamist.com/news/nyc-weg...

🚍Reminder🚍 #MontgomeryCoountyMD #MDCommuters #Commuters #SilverSpringMD #WheatonMD #BethesdaMD

So when can you start

Yes, hello? I don’t think 2026 is working properly. I’d like to cancel my free 5 day trial please.

i am standing right here

See, normies, phone calls to representatives are useless when what we really need is a violent radical willing to lay down his life for the cause, and Spreadsheet Menace can't be that person because <glances at his timeline> he's very busy posting about TV shows.

It took me nearly 20 years before I found the right combo that worked for me. Others never find it!

You don’t like it being called slop, ok fine, new word for it is diarrhea

do y'all know how cool it is to find out that you have friends who share the same extremely niche special interests as you? because it is the coolest shit. this world sucks; surround yourself w people who do not

In Soviet Russia, Annoying Children Say 7 6

JAMES CARROLL: missing kid? someone should search the mayor's basement lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 RIVERVIEW MAYOR: your joke is inciting violence against me. You are ordered to come to City Hall to explain yourself. ST. LOUIS POLICE: we have a warrant to search the mayor's basement www.ksdk.com/article/news...

You might be a xillenial if you still write all four digits for the year even when there's no possible way anyone could get confused about something being in the 20th century or not.

Just realized that Bari Weiss is doing The Newsroom but from the right

From 2003, but sadly more relevant than ever

Experts Point To Long, Glorious History Of Successful U.S. Bombing Campaigns https://theonion.com/experts-point-to-long-glorious-history-of-successful-u-1819575498/

"Oh MADURO! I thought you said....never mind" Poster on wall of Oval Office:

if rally effects lasted george hw bush would have won and served a second term

Ursula from The Little Mermaid

it is sort of important for people to remember that Putin did in fact try to do this exact kind of Cheeky Lil’ Armed Kidnapping maneuver on Zelenskyy in 2022, and it did in fact fail miserably

RIP Dick Cheney you would have loved this!

Trump: Make it 2003 again through science or magic

In honor of Citizen Kane being on TCM right now, I must post this Kids in the Hall sketch youtu.be/9jepxk6aL8E

Would love for judges to spend more than half a second considering whether the Second Amendment, as written during a time when a well-trained infantryman could be expected to get around 3 shots PER MINUTE off, is at all applicable to modern firearms (The answer is “not at all”)

I was so enraged today about the Grok CSAM stuff (not to mention revenge porn!) that I emailed my state's attorney general's office about it. I'm not saying that to get kudos; I encourage you to do the same with your state's attorney general (or if you're in DC, DC's attorney general).

Ex-Meta chief AI scientist Yann LeCun has Lunch with the FT and in one of those instances so rare that you know he didn't sign an NDA, says exactly why as.ft.com/r/e503690d-8...

Fact check: America was founded by the descendants of ignorant fucks who would have starved to death if other humans hadn't shared their food and knowledge with them.

A thing I'd be genuinely interested to know the answer to -- and that someone should ask! -- is, "What stories that CBS has done would've been covered differently if this policy had been in place, and what specifically would've changed?"

[P] "Starting today, New York can once again 'has cheeseburger'"

Introduce yourself with what almost killed you. Hi, I'm postpartum hemorrhage.

🎵Suckin' on a Marlboro / On top of the press bah-ahx🎵

if i were to ever have the privilege of being sworn in to an office, i would choose a copy of Black Reconstruction

Silwa is a rare example of someone who has awful, dogshit politics and should be kept from even the mildest bit of power, but in a weird way seems to have integrity, also? Very strange one.

Here's to good luck in the New Year!

Sell it for $17.76.

My husband and I once drove all night from Atlanta to Jacksonville to get to my grandma's funeral (long story). At one point, we stopped at this gas station along the FL-GA border. Not only was the bathroom gross, this dirty dog who looked like she'd just given birth was walking around randomly

🅿️🎉Reminder🎉🅿️ Today, parking is #free at all Montgomery County, MD Government#freeparking garages, lots, and on-street parking meters. #montgomerycountymd #parking #NewYears2026 #bethesdamd #wheatonmd #silverspringmd

This reminds me of an SNL sketch that I can't find on YouTube spoofing Natalie Cole's Unforgettable album, where she sung with her dead dad, only in this case, it was with her dad's dead friends. One was Tammy Wynette, who was not dead yet and sang "I'm not dead, bitch"

🎵 Werewolf bar mitzvah / spooky, scary / Boys becoming men / Men becoming wolves 🎵

I have Sloan on my laptop and Robyn on the TV. Pretty good New Year's!