tell them there’s a sex criminal in the building

Let’s not be hasty. The Queen of England was almost assassinated this way.

If anyone doubted me before when I talked about how the drone industry and big tech has been devoured since 2025 by trendy murder robot concepts backed by the worst possible people - well, I can point at this now:

He needed to consult with a group of 12-year-old boys before settling on a final name for this product

Fuuuck, ok, yelling into void now; Any politicians answering this question is a moron. Unless you believe it should be a politicians job to regulate other people's health care, this has as much pertinence in a politicians job as asking "how will you defend us against the lochness monster?" 1/

A New Study for Heavy Menstrual Bleeding Needs Your Help. Can vagal nerve stimulation decrease menstrual blood loss? The biology is plausible. Thanks to @shematologist.medsky.social for the headsup open.substack.com/pub/vajenda/...

Some of you are going to want a Mormon take on this but it’s just the Let Them Fight meme.

this is a huge miscarriage of justice but also exhibit 294,589,219 in Don't Talk To The Cops: she said she pulled the gun to threaten her attackers away, but that's not actually legally admissible to be clear she should not be punished for any of this but again, Do Not Talk To The Cops

A shitbag who hits and chokes their partner will always, always be a loser.

Graphic novels turn kids into lifelong readers. They challenge readers, transform reluctant readers into readers, they bring joy. They boost vocabulary, increase reading comprehension for brains that take in information differently. They tell a story. Graphic novels are real reading, real books ✨📚😊

Most Elder Millennial Song has gotta be this youtu.be/Cqd1Gvq-RBY

She's going to fix the Mets by handing them an ice cold Pepsi

hey!! when you start volunteering this month for your local county democratic party headquarters OR your local democratic congressional candidate, you should suggest THIS as a way for local democrats to help their community

The LDS is about to take everybody to the woodshed in court. Everybody.

As this all ramps up, the ACLU links to the cross-US travel advisory with a variety of resources depending on where you will be in the US for the world cup, including versions in French, Spanish, and English.

Including other women! Internalized misogyny runs deep. (I should know--I was once one of those women!)

Is Graham Platner’s ascendance a defeat for political civility or a win for American masculinity? Yes. by David Brooks and Ross Douthat

The Big Bang Theory made neurotypical people think that asshole pedant = autistic, and it's annoying as fuck

Exciting Bosnian coffee report from St. Louis: They are serving 8,000 cups of coffee from this beast today

“When you’re with the Flintstones, why can’t you have a yabba-dabba-doo time, a dabba-doo time, a STRAIGHT old time?” - what a lot of people sound like in June.

He probably danced with his wife to "Every Breath You Take" at his wedding

Give me the most '80s song you can think of youtu.be/K1b8AhIsSYQ?...

for whatever reason, this is what the policy has been since 2023 www.mlb.com/news/rays-ce...

People under 40 probably won't remember this, but Bill Clinton seemingly had a new scandal pop up every day during his initial presidential run. Like Platner, it seemed that with every new scandal, he seemed to only get more popular

Feds keep losing bullshit "don't be mean to ICE" cases they bring and I hope it stains every single AUSA who participates like shit on Dockers www.aol.com/articles/spr...

This plus the racist statue outside their airport hangar-ass stadium

"Just be someone's beard, and you won't need birth control anyway"

Ovulation is “god’s decision”. Brought to you by: viagra, cialis, hims, blue chew, and gas station tiger pills.

And if you're looking for the gayest neighborhoods in the US, check out my map! btime.org/c/queer/map

…Are you kidding me? This country's treatment of voice actors is fucking abysmal. Aqua Teen Hunger Force essentially built Adult Swim, & if there were any justice, Carey Means shouldn't have to work another day in his life. Between this & Andy Merrill's trouble, i just… what the fuck. What the fuck.

I love this so much!

It’s bad enough that Pete Hegseth believes what he believes. How the hell did we reach a point where he feels comfortable saying all that out loud?

This has this added benefit of pissing off Kroenke, but I support this regardless

It's Friday night And the mood is right Gonna have some fun Show you how it's done TGIF

One of my favorite Far Sides.

Out of the two, I prefer Miller High Life. I used to have a college radio show (though I never slept on the floor of the studio--they didn't do overnight shows), so you got me there

It’s perfectly legitimate to form opinions of politicians based on the kind of people who are their biggest supporters.

THE RULE IS RIGHT THERE ON THE ALBUM COVER, MA’AM.

Need to follow up with this lady from the Dome from 2015

1) TIL! 2) I believe Murray Head was also on the original Jesus Christ Superstar concept album?

Maybe I'm too Heated Rivalry-pilled, but "Romanov" sounds like Temu Rosanov. (And yes, I know Rosanov isn't a goalie)

Something bad happened to me during my commute this morning that I don't want to get into on here, but let's just say it's making it tough to concentrate at work today and leave it at that

Stevie Wonder's version of "We Can Work It Out"

Galaxy Quest

"Billy, this is Graham Platner. He's an ex-Marine, wildly charismatic, and has great politics. His only defect is that he's all defects."

So many people insisted that Graham Platner was just a growing boy who couldn’t be held responsible for a Nazi tattoo and some bad behavior in relationships and the Democrats are so desperate to appeal to white men who they will never sway that they will tolerate this raggedy ass man.

Hunter Biden spending his whole day every day on Twitter being like "I'm not a pedophile, I was smoking crack with ADULT hookers at the Super 8 outside of Newark, you guys have pictures of all of it INCLUDING my hog from My Leaked Stolen Laptop™" is a masterstroke. Should've done this years ago.

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