Other than discovering that I’m apparently John Oliver’s son, @lastweektonight.com’s deep dive into the shadow docket is really quite good: www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKeq...

The Skubal Scope, which is not to be confused with Scooby Snacks.

Nike Breaks Silence on SNKRS App Shutdown Rumors

* SAUDI ARAMCO CEO NASSER: ENERGY SUPPLY SHOCK THAT BEGAN IN Q1 IS THE LARGEST THE WORLD HAS EVER EXPERIENCED * SAUDI ARAMCO CEO NASSER: IF HORMUZ DISRUPTION CONTINUES FOR A FEW MORE WEEKS, NORMALIZATION WON'T HAPPEN UNTIL INTO 2027 @reuters.com

“Even if you stopped climate change today, New Orleans’s days are still numbered,” he added. “It will be surrounded by open water, and you can’t keep an island situated below sea level afloat. There’s no amount of money that can do that.” www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Slight concussions.

@REDACTED ...It's difficult to respond to you, Shawn, when you delete the Posts...

So much music.

Hantavirus is not COVID. The real problem is the communication void. The absence of federal health leadership is fueling public fear far beyond what the science warrants. Read & subscribe (for free!) www.celinegounder.com/p/hantavirus...

An epic webcam capture of the sun skirting the horizon at Utqiaġvik, Alaska, this morning. @alaskawx.bsky.social

Kevin Gonzalez has died just hours after reuniting with his parents, NBC Chicago/Telemundo Chicago reports: www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/c...

Lyon is on his head

ESPN content president Burke Magnus statement to Awful Announcing denying the San Francisco Standard report: “We have too much respect for Coach Kerr. We were not even going to engage until he made a decision on coaching.”

Through close enough to a quarter of the way in 2026, the Cardinals are on pace for 92 wins.

wheeeeeee!

I want to be the CMO of H2O

Here is a left-handed hitter mid-double:

Baltimore Orioles pitcher Anthony Nunez with the rare mid-inning gender reveal to his family watching at home.

Ti-yed.

NEW: ChatGPT advised the FSU shooter that a mass shooting would get more attention from media if it involved several children, according to a new lawsuit against OpenAI www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

That’s two

The New York Knicks sweep the Philadelphia 76ers and are headed to the Eastern Conference Finals!

10+ home runs and 15+ SB before playing 40th game of a season: 2026 Oneil Cruz 1987 Eric Davis 1967 Lou Brock

From the looks of things, another Philly team is on the verge of getting swept out of the playoffs? That's two in 24 hours?

On this Mother's Day, remember to say hi to your mother for me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjpUfdjYR6s

On this Mother's Day, let's take a moment to remember that Denard Span once hit a line drive into the stands that hit his own mother. (She was OK.) www.espn.com/mlb/spring20...

So many dudes at the grocery store

Yes in fact that is a painting of me and my wife having sex on Dana Whites wall, since you’re all so curious

Did they install this?

Time for an earworm. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OvBgZB7OfU

Well OK then. "How Caitlin Courts Another Demo" by Christine Brennan https://www.tmz.com/2026/05/10/caitlin-clark-onstage-during-morgan-wallen-concert/

best part of this clip is when they cut to the lawyer and she's clearly suppressing a giggle

some scouting notes for subscribers to @theathletic.com on Liam Doyle, Ike Irish, Dante Nori, Bryan Rincon, and a few others Phillies & Orioles prospects: www.nytimes.com/athletic/726...

A reminder that Greg Gutfeld, all-around Fox News and Entertainment funny guy, was once the EIC of Men's Health. Bigger balls!

"It's Mother's Day today, so to all the mothers out there, 'Happy Birthday.'” - Mike Shannon

Steve Kerr agrees to a 2-year deal to continue coaching the Golden State Warriors

choo choo

Lynx held a moment of silence for Alex Pretti and Renee Good ahead of the season opener at Target Center:

We have goals in COL/MIN. Two-goal lead, baby

They Canes advanced in a sweep? I have a bias about Tocchet, so...I still stand by what I said after he said this after game one—he's terrible.

lol, they gave Artemis II astronaut (and Philadelphia sports fan) Christina Koch an astronaut Gritty

the most anti free speech administration in this country’s history

Kinda like Brooks Koepka bailing on the Saudi golf tour (LIV) before it collapsed, MTG saw the end of MAGA years before its end. She’ll benefit tremendously.

Missed you, Mulligan’s

And the Cardinals have their garish Saturday road uniforms on. Yay. Let’s go.

NEW: BMO Field looked stellar, and Inter Miami sort of figured things out defensively until late in their 4–2 win over Toronto FC. There were plenty of pitch invaders, too. My player grades and match story for @sinow. www.si.com/soccer/gradi...

Sad to hear of Bobby Cox’s passing.