this made me cackle all the way through

Wrote a short piece about Troy Murray, for those who never had the incredible good fortune of knowing him: www.nytimes.com/athletic/709...

Sec Def’s got a lil waddle. Some fitness regimen, pally.

This is a fine stopgap, however they are not yet within full compliance of the law and the weight of a judicial ruling would help secure the memorial against future tampering. Our lawsuit persists.

Hit his head on the backboard!

Tire blowout? Sure

This song is making me laugh

My guy.

lmaooooo, Toto

Classic Randy.

I don't know how but Mercedes has Kimi's car back together and he will go out when Q1 resumes

Hilarious Rubio is there. Like he's doesn't have enough things to do.

Ha!

Video of the March 2025 fatal shooting of American citizen Ruben Ray Martinez obtained by CBS News appears to contradict claims by federal officials that Martinez was shot by an ICE agent because he "accelerated" and "intentionally ran over" another agent with his car.

BREAKING: U.S. Customs and Border Protection detained three U.S. citizens and three Green Card holders, including an Evanston resident, at O'Hare Thrusday afternoon At least one, an Evanston woman, is currently being held at Broadview's ICE facility, her sister told me

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BREAKING: DC Circuit, on a 2-1 vote, keeps in place a lower court order blocking DHS Sec. Noem’s effort to end Haiti temporary protected status designation. Judges Pan and Garcia deny DOJ’s request to stay the district court order. Judge Walker would have granted it. Haiti TPS is safe for now.

Lucas Ramirez puts Logan Webb's second pitch into the seats in right to cut the lead in half

I love 'rough guy, tough guy' routine. If he's ever held accountable, he'll be amongst the cryin'

Rez-rez-red-diffra!

Wonder how much American Authors are getting paid for the Rezdiffra riff. Rezdiffra

Bernard LaFayette, who died Thursday, laid the foundations of the Selma, Alabama, campaign that culminated in the passage of the Voting Rights Act. He was a Freedom Rider and helped found the Student Nonviolent Coordinating Committee. n.pr/4csIbWh

Thanks, #CoffeeRunner, for that dynamite take.

Kimi Antonelli has hit the wall hard, he is ok

AJ Pierzynski helping out Immaculate Grid players everywhere.

ManRam has a kid in the WBC? I guess those fertility treatments worked

“A DOJ source told the Miami Herald that agents found her to be credible—and that they would not have interviewed her four times if they thought she was lying.” @jkbjournalist.bsky.social bringing it home www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...

Maxx Crosby never made any of his trade requests public because of his relationship with Raiders owner Mark Davis and the fanbase. The way that Las Vegas handled the end of Crosby’s 2025 season soured his belief that Las Vegas was the right place for him.

Still time to impeach this motherfucker, Republicans. www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...

Thought this was Ernie McCracken (Bill Murray) in Kingpin.

Just had the privilege of printing concert tickets. Feel so alive.

Jayson Tatum is back! 🍀 He is set to start tonight for the Celtics after he tore his Achilles in the playoffs last season. 🎥: Jared Weiss / David Aldridge

Just the dumbest fucking people.

LRS: About those missiles…

Breaking News: A federal jury found a Pakistani man guilty of plotting with the Iranian government to kill U.S. politicians, including President Trump.

Well we’re somehow paying for a war…

After acquiring Faulk the #hashtag have $52.4M in deadline cap space and $11.8M in projected playoff cap space with 22 active players (12F/8D/2G) and Perron on IR https://puckpedia.com/team/detroit-red-wings?69ab4278494b7

“If we’re gonna sell this shit later, we gotta glow it up now.”

@502eire.lol Though you’d enjoy this.

Brayden Schenn, New York Islander.

Social Media Manager/Director role for Paddy O's gig? Boy, 20 years ago me (which would've been pre-social) would've been all over this one. Now? I feel a hangover coming on.

this isn’t what they said. the refund process is for their own refund. they’re not doing refunds to customers, they might do lower prices.

20 years ago, this would've sent a gasp. Now? Hey -- they traded a guy!

Just announced: Iceland has urgently moved up its referendum to join the European Union - to 29 August. A reminder: 🇮🇸 is in many ways already a non-voting 🇪🇺 member because of the EEA. This would give them voting power to shape the laws they have to follow.

Dallas Wings guard Arike Ogunbowale was reportedly arrested on Thursday. USA TODAY is working to find out more. Story to come.

the best way to deal with price pressures is to throttle supply is what Keynes said

Corey Perry is heading back to the Tampa Bay Lightning in exchange for a second round pick, per Darren Dreger.

NEWS: The Blackhawks have traded forward Nick Foligno to the Wild, a source tells The Athletic. The return heading back to Chicago is not yet known.

Collecting your money illegally was so much easier.